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r/smalldickproblems user says the only reason he hasn't killed himself is because he's scared of the coroner judging him for his micropeepee

https://old.reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/1hymb1m/post_mortem_embarrassment/ 

								

								

									
									
Post Mortem embarrassment
One of the main things that has kept me from taking my own life, and added to the fear of death, is the idea that after I die I will be laid out on a sterile table and observed in all my pathetic glory. My whole life I've done a very good job of making sure no one sees my peepee while flaccid. Won't matter. Honestly just wanna blow myself up.


									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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Thankfully germs have a final solution to the small peepee question
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736951904xHbsz72JN5phLQ.webp
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>didn't even get a taste
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Okay so I remember this from back when it actually happened  :marseyboomer: but I don't recall anything about the peepee being small.  I always assumed it was roughly hot dog sized because why else would you bother so much with cooking it?
Having said that, I'm not a German gay internet s*x cannibal murderer, so maybe they have different motivations than I do.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Lmao imagine cutting your own peepee off to eat it and then the r-slur who you trusted to help you fricking burns the thing to the point it's inedible.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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At least it didn't go to waste :bigsmilesoyjak: :marseytrans:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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https://www.9news.com.au/world/japanese-man-cooks-serves-own-genitals/2b7c8948-6782-47d3-874f-1a74bb270523

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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:#marseygrapes: But marseys eating German peepee.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Their own or from animals?

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Omg just read it neighbor. Two germ moids met up.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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>desktop screenshots on my phone
I'd rather not :#grugcry:
>two germ moids met up
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Better to be :#marseyphoneglued: than  :#computerneckbeard:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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