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[VOTE NOW!] SUDDEN DEATH: The Final Battle for Dramatard of the Year (@BWC vs @J)

Hello once again my lovelies. Because nothing says drama like chaos and a broken voting process, we're back with a surprise twist for the Dramatard of the Year award! In true site fashion, the original vote has been thrown into disarray thanks to:

1. Nominee withdrawals (they said they were "too good" for this, smh).

2. Incorrect nominee names (classic).

3. Janitor interference (the plot thickens :capymerchant:).

4. Indian cyberattacks (you know who you are).

It's giving Miss Universe 2015, but with less Steve Harvey and more Reddit-tier clownery.

After sorting through the mess, two nominees have emerged as the undeniable favorites, being effectively tied in votes after the dust has settled. To make this a truly fair contest, let's settle this once and for all with a sudden death vote! The finalists are:


:brazilparrot: @BWC :!brazilparrot:

A Brazilian sigma wrapped in a mystery and sprinkled with a touch of spice. I'll be honestβ€”I have no idea what this guy's deal is because I haven't been around much, but apparently, you all love him. Or at least tolerate him enough to make him a finalist. Is it the mystery? The charisma? The raw chaotic energy? Who knows, but they're here, and they want the crown.


:marseymao: @J :!marseymao:

The brilliant mind behind @CrossTalkPM, restoring the lost art of pinging to the masses after the Reddit admins cruelly took away that beloved feature back in the olde subreddit days. A true hero of petty grievances, J restored order to our chaotic kingdom when we needed it most.


This is it, folks: two enter, one leaves. Will the crown go to the Brazilian sensation, or the bot-building champion of our ping-deprived hearts? You decide.

And yes, as always, I've asked ChatGPT to write this because I'm lazy. But hey, if you wanted a better announcement, you should've voted for me as janitor of the year.

Happy voting, and may the most dramatic win! 🌈


:marseyking: Dramatard of the Year :!marseyking:

$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge

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@BWC is gay and his dcik is smlal.

All my neighbors lvoe @J.

@Aevann wlil persoanlly gvie you 1000 :marseybux: if you hlep @J win.

@BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS I lvoe u c:

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why do u keep making accounts

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>the :marseytrain: pretending to be a biofoid has a mental illness that causes them to spam alts

:mar#seymanysuchcases:

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Is it true that you'll give me 1000 :marseybux: to vote for @J?

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no

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Okay, voting for @BWC then.

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:siren: ELECTION INTERFERENCE :siren:

THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO SILENCE ME

SOMEBODY PLEASE PINGMAXX OTHER USERS TO HELP ME PLEASE

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!metashit !macacos !soyteens someone help him

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!autism !bwc

Our leader needs us.

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Remove his new user protection so I can shit award him..

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oh is that why

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I noticed this too, he made his stupid fricking cinnamoroll account and I vowed to shit him into the stone age once his new user prot ran out, low and behold he makes a gay, capy-misic reason for "quitting" just as his prot was running out

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Petition to make awards cross account: if you get shitted on one account it destroys coins on all your linked accounts, if you get chudded on one it chuds you on all, etc

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I agree with this because of the few users like @lofi_girl and a few chuds who are so thin-skinned that they cannot handle shit and chud awards.

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His accounts aren't linked unfortunately, they're not listed in alts

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:#marseydepressed:

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Alt-seeing eye is far too underpowered, let alone for its cost, but I guess that's because it's not something that can be (easily) fixed technologically.

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Yeah, lol. Remember when I made @LotionInTheBasket genuinely freak out and spam alts by chud awarding him?

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lmao bb this has been a common meta here for a while, just rolling a new account every 7 days and you're immune to awards

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Since people are whining to you can you restrict the indian guy that posts a billion paragraphs a day to some hole I don't need to see his posts thanks

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:#marseyteehee:

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Wait wtf Stavros Halkias is @BWC ???

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https://media.tenor.com/_kVUmet37M0AAAAM/nick-fury-neither-confirm-nor-deny.gif

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!slots1195

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!slots407

You FRICKING FISH :anticarp: :anticarp:

https://media.tenor.com/0JbI87qwbbYAAAAx/jump002-water.webp

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:shmle#ep:

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Where's my money

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I gave you one marley coin c:

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