Hello once again my lovelies. Because nothing says drama like chaos and a broken voting process, we're back with a surprise twist for the Dramatard of the Year award! In true site fashion, the original vote has been thrown into disarray thanks to:
1. Nominee withdrawals (they said they were "too good" for this, smh).
2. Incorrect nominee names (classic).
3. Janitor interference (the plot thickens 
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4. Indian cyberattacks (you know who you are).
It's giving Miss Universe 2015, but with less Steve Harvey and more Reddit-tier clownery.
After sorting through the mess, two nominees have emerged as the undeniable favorites, being effectively tied in votes after the dust has settled. To make this a truly fair contest, let's settle this once and for all with a sudden death vote! The finalists are:
@BWC
A Brazilian sigma wrapped in a mystery and sprinkled with a touch of spice. I'll be honestβI have no idea what this guy's deal is because I haven't been around much, but apparently, you all love him. Or at least tolerate him enough to make him a finalist. Is it the mystery? The charisma? The raw chaotic energy? Who knows, but they're here, and they want the crown.
@J
The brilliant mind behind @CrossTalkPM, restoring the lost art of pinging to the masses after the Reddit admins cruelly took away that beloved feature back in the olde subreddit days. A true hero of petty grievances, J restored order to our chaotic kingdom when we needed it most.
This is it, folks: two enter, one leaves. Will the crown go to the Brazilian sensation, or the bot-building champion of our ping-deprived hearts? You decide.
And yes, as always, I've asked ChatGPT to write this because I'm lazy. But hey, if you wanted a better announcement, you should've voted for me as janitor of the year.
Happy voting, and may the most dramatic win! π
Dramatard of the Year 
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38 vs. 14 lmao its already over for me
, I should do what thirdies like me do when they lose elections - time to coupmaxx 
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Generalissimo!
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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I mean he made cross talk pm bro. Not even a contest.
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I think instead you should do something meaningful with your life bro
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I can do both at the same time!
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It's not that I dislike you but I struggle to think of a single reason to vote for you.
@J gave us the reddit bot on the other hand.
Just a heads up for the next voooting season
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i'm sure
@J has a weak password just try a bunch until one works bb
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Haha youll never guess *unter2
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if you pay me 1000 dramacoin i will switch my vote
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(I already voted for you king
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White extinction is long overdue
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I already lost so why should I waste my time lol, I really do not care about losing cause J is the codecel that I wish I was, I will try to be even more neurodivergentally r-slurred this year tho!
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Yeah but you should still give me money for existing.
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You are the artist i wish i was
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Good idea King. Use it to fuel your autism
White extinction is long overdue
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Chud
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White extinction is long overdue
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? π You almost forgot to include
White extinction is long overduein your comment π. Slowww down and remember to postWhite extinction is long overduenext time π if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while π₯΅Jump in the discussion.
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