A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act."
As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it "unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo."
There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator.
In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, "All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman's role when men are fifty percent of the equation.
This bill highlights that fact and brings the man's role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can't say that bothers me."
https://www.scribd.com/document/818973988/Contraception-Begins-at-Erection-Act
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Greatest foid nightmare is just regular kink for us
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I actually think this law would be fine, if not for the fact it doesn't make provisions for wet dreams.
However, I have never had a wet dream so haha get fricked losers
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I'm confused by the exception for contraception, or rather, what this Black, male, Democratic senator believes: if s*x with contraception is fine, then what exactly is wrong with masturbation?
Wet dreams presumably lack the element of intent, unless sissy hypno is involved. That should probably be another exception to the law actually, along with menstruation.
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The bill doesn't define the intent needed to be unlawful. Isn't worded like negligence, which is the best you could argue for wet dreams.
It also doesn't define genetic material, so be sure not to intentionally make someone cough or sneeze. Do not clip your nails. Simply existing while having skin is an issue, but you have a solid necessity defense. Barbers are proper fricked.
Oh, and whatever you do, do NOT think about manual breathing while in Mississippi.
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It doesn't make provisions for sneezing
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Why would it?
Obviously, if you sneeze without the intention of impregnating a woman, you should be prosecuted.
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Why do you think people say bless you when you sneeze, b-word? It's demonic and gross, lock up the fricking sneezers.
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Sounds like your peepee is broken and you should see a doctor.
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peepee 11 inched last i measured it keeps growing becase i feed it well and i wake up with such a fricking hardy that i have torn many a fricking pair of boxers to the fricking point where my boyfriend has cut off my allowance until i figure out the fricking hardy situation.
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I now have an image in my head of you with sardine in hand, dangling it just out of reach of your snarling, ravenous peepee, which snaps up at the fish but you won't feed it until it sits, or whatever the peepee equivalent of sitting is.
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me and my boyfriend are fricking called the fricking hardy boyds around townbecause we are fricking known to solve very difficult mysteries and because when we get erect we impress all with the fricking massive size of our peepeees.
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Sizes of our Peepeees:
Mine: 11 inches and growing
Him: 12 inches flaccid or 15 inches erect
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Now this we can all agree is a big peepee
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um In order to have a wet dream you have to stop pulling yourself for a few days, and Maybe even a week, and
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i was fricking in military and during basic i didnt pull at all for 7 weeks and didn't have any wet dreams.
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I cant even fathom going that long, and Did you ask literally any of the other army men if they had wet dreams???
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nobody had wet dreams i am like 95% sure. we had 3-4 kids who had to do everyone's laundry and they would call them out if they saw someone with jizz in they underwear.
true story, one time somebody put some underwear that were fricking completely brown at the fricking bottom. We were fricking issued tightie wighties (even tho most of us didn't wear them outside of final inspection) so it was fricking very visible and like laundry crew got so mad. Worse,they didn't even have laundry mark (mark we put on our clothing last 4 ss first letter lastname) on them so wr couldn't figure out whose they were.
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And before u say, "wouldn't they hide their underwear if they had wet dream?"
there isn't very many places to hide stuff. they routinely toss out and inspect people's locker, and they tossed out all our laundry bags on our bed multiple times because people were fricking stuffing extra clothes ij them so they didn't have to keep them in good condition for their inspections.
beds were fricking just a fricking matress on a fricking bed holder and we made our bedsike 20 times a fricking day. soyou can't hide them there.
the only fricking trash bin was fricking also cleared out every day, and so you would have to studf it at bottom, which somebody would notice 100% since there is fricking only one bathroom for 40 dudes so u deffo aren't alone. even at night there are fricking always two CQs on duty with rotating shifts, right before bathroom so yeah.
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How? When I'm nofapping and working out I get wet dreams every other night
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false
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Factcheck: This claim has been confirmed as correct by experts.
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Cool, so every foid will get fined every month then?
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Better keep those eggs in your ovaries where they belong little missy.
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Such a beautiful state
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You don't see men leaking blood all over the place unless they've been in a fight, as God intended.
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Not if they collect and freeze their periods.
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Oi m80 u got a loicense for that sneeze?
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It has been proven time and time again that life begins in the sperm not the ovum. People have known this for thousands of years.
@Salvadore_Ally_Chud love sucking peepee except for mutilated circumcised peepee.
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Absolutely based legislation. Total moid death!
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Doesn't affect me, the things I do to my peepee were always criminal. Maybe not legally but at least a crime against nature.
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maybe if the dems actually did stuff instead of trying to post le epic troll bills they wouldn't have lost
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sssssh you'll summon Pizzashill to kvetch about "red states" more, as if there's a single non-metro blue county remaining.
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Easy loophole.
Save every tissue and then mail it to the ethot of your choice
If she doesn't use it to impregnate herself she's the criminal
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How are they going to enforce this?
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It's a democrat senator trying to troll the republicans
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Mandatory chastity cages for all moids
It can only be unlocked with a gov permit
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I legitimately believe it should be legal for a man to walk around naked so long as he's wearing a padlocked cage that covers his genitals and buttocks.
I am 99% sure that this is not simply a kink for me, but that 1% uncertainty continues to disturb me.
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It's completely legal to walk around in speedos in most places. Frowned upon, but not banned.
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Ah, a Sunnyside North Beach enjoyer
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Cameras in every bedroom. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about.
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The never-off omnidirectional mics in your phone
can already hear you jackin it.
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It may be bait but I wish it was real. I'd want nothing more than the people who he's trying to troll to instead agree and vote in favour of this law
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The rightoids will personally hand check every peepee monthly and give them a mouth test to ensure there's no lingering semen hiding to ensure the sanctity of s*x until marriage.
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sensors on ALL PEEPEES
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A sperm cell ain't a zygote. Like I'm pro abortion myself but the lengths women will go to just so they dont have to admit it's literally killing a baby and people can't have understandable arguments against that make me more misogynistic by the day
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Dry orgasm chads, our hour is nigh.
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Onanists utterly destroyed.
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lmao they know women are too r-slurred to keep their legs closed so it is up to the man to decide...
these stupid frickin bills are all hypotheticals to get the noggin joggin, to start a conversation...so tired of both sides of the abortion debate...safe legal rare, now shut up and fix the economy...
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based. From a Christian moralist point of view this makes perfect sense and the foids were right about this one, either male orgasms and women's abortions since day 1 are both immoral or none of them are.
Looking forward too manwhores who jerk off once a year and try too escape responsibility instead of being functional members of society.
@Salvadore_Ally_Chud love sucking peepee except for mutilated circumcised peepee.
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Snapshots:
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https://www.scribd.com/document/818973988/Contraception-Begins-at-Erection-Act:
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