A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act."
As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it "unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo."
There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator.
In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, "All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman's role when men are fifty percent of the equation.
This bill highlights that fact and brings the man's role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can't say that bothers me."
https://www.scribd.com/document/818973988/Contraception-Begins-at-Erection-Act
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I actually think this law would be fine, if not for the fact it doesn't make provisions for wet dreams.
However, I have never had a wet dream so haha get fricked losers
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um In order to have a wet dream you have to stop pulling yourself for a few days, and Maybe even a week, and
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false
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i was fricking in military and during basic i didnt pull at all for 7 weeks and didn't have any wet dreams.
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I cant even fathom going that long, and Did you ask literally any of the other army men if they had wet dreams???
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nobody had wet dreams i am like 95% sure. we had 3-4 kids who had to do everyone's laundry and they would call them out if they saw someone with jizz in they underwear.
true story, one time somebody put some underwear that were fricking completely brown at the fricking bottom. We were fricking issued tightie wighties (even tho most of us didn't wear them outside of final inspection) so it was fricking very visible and like laundry crew got so mad. Worse,they didn't even have laundry mark (mark we put on our clothing last 4 ss first letter lastname) on them so wr couldn't figure out whose they were.
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And before u say, "wouldn't they hide their underwear if they had wet dream?"
there isn't very many places to hide stuff. they routinely toss out and inspect people's locker, and they tossed out all our laundry bags on our bed multiple times because people were fricking stuffing extra clothes ij them so they didn't have to keep them in good condition for their inspections.
beds were fricking just a fricking matress on a fricking bed holder and we made our bedsike 20 times a fricking day. soyou can't hide them there.
the only fricking trash bin was fricking also cleared out every day, and so you would have to studf it at bottom, which somebody would notice 100% since there is fricking only one bathroom for 40 dudes so u deffo aren't alone. even at night there are fricking always two CQs on duty with rotating shifts, right before bathroom so yeah.
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How? When I'm nofapping and working out I get wet dreams every other night
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I'm confused by the exception for contraception, or rather, what this Black, male, Democratic senator believes: if s*x with contraception is fine, then what exactly is wrong with masturbation?
Wet dreams presumably lack the element of intent, unless sissy hypno is involved. That should probably be another exception to the law actually, along with menstruation.
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The bill doesn't define the intent needed to be unlawful. Isn't worded like negligence, which is the best you could argue for wet dreams.
It also doesn't define genetic material, so be sure not to intentionally make someone cough or sneeze. Do not clip your nails. Simply existing while having skin is an issue, but you have a solid necessity defense. Barbers are proper fricked.
Oh, and whatever you do, do NOT think about manual breathing while in Mississippi.
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It doesn't make provisions for sneezing
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Why would it?
Obviously, if you sneeze without the intention of impregnating a woman, you should be prosecuted.
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Why do you think people say bless you when you sneeze, b-word? It's demonic and gross, lock up the fricking sneezers.
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Sounds like your peepee is broken and you should see a doctor.
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peepee 11 inched last i measured it keeps growing becase i feed it well and i wake up with such a fricking hardy that i have torn many a fricking pair of boxers to the fricking point where my boyfriend has cut off my allowance until i figure out the fricking hardy situation.
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I now have an image in my head of you with sardine in hand, dangling it just out of reach of your snarling, ravenous peepee, which snaps up at the fish but you won't feed it until it sits, or whatever the peepee equivalent of sitting is.
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me and my boyfriend are fricking called the fricking hardy boyds around townbecause we are fricking known to solve very difficult mysteries and because when we get erect we impress all with the fricking massive size of our peepeees.
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Sizes of our Peepeees:
Mine: 11 inches and growing
Him: 12 inches flaccid or 15 inches erect
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Now this we can all agree is a big peepee
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