yeah, i just said that.
When I saw @carpathianflorist was asking people to follow someone, I didn't even have enough time to see that there was a reward before I was already at their page smashing that follow button.
It was only later that I discovered that I was unable to unfollow them, and that Carp had given me an award insulting my intelligence.
And you know what? Who fricking cares? I'm not going to apologize for doing whatever carp tells me to do. If Carp told me to jump off a bridge so he could laugh at me on the way down I'd be thanking him until I hit rock bottom for giving me the opportunity to make him laugh.
So yeah, Carp didn't 'betray' you guys. You should be thankful that you were able to be a lolcow for him even once in your meaningless fricking life.
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Do NOT jump off a bridge. You are loved. Your upvotes are valid. You may even be valid.
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Everyone on this site is an invalid.
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Give me an r-slur badge, i followed you the first time and i want a badge.
Thank you. That happened a lot quicker than i thought it would.
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He's trying to use reverse psychology, JUMP
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If you didn't get the r-slur badge on the first round I really have to question whether you belong on rdrama.net
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First-wave dramatard reporting in!
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If you like π stuff, I have you covered
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I already changed my mind I'm not gonna grass you I'm just gonna force myself to adore you
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Are you a biofoid or troid? This will vastly influence my opinion on wether i dislike you or dislike you a lot
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Women are women. It doesnβt matter.
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So dislike a lot. Got it
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WTF
@carpathianflorist where is my r-slur badge?
WHERE IS MY R-SLURRED BADGE WTF!
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cool π
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I've done my best to avoid the r-slur badge so I'm not about to follow the instructions of a janitor, thanks
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Carp is not a "janitor", he is Carp. Carp HAS janitor ABILITIES. He is NOT a janitor. When was the last time you saw him do anything a janitor does? Exactly. Carp doesn't clean this website up, he subverts and controls it awesome style.
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Everyone has the ability to eat ants. That doesnβt make everyone an aardvark. This is really basic stuff, guys.
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Better said than I ever could thank you Carp
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Wrong
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Really? Almost every post I make is an attempt to get the badge, but I want to get it organically, you know? None of this bullshit "mass award" stuff. My r-sluration is my own
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Seeing the literal r-sluration that resulted in the original handing out of the award turned my stomach. Actual fricking brain dead morons. Not funny haha that's r-slurred. I felt bad for them so that's the feeling that stuck with me about the r-slur badge
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Gonna cry? Piss your pants?
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I think you were one of them. How embarrassing.
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I was indeed one of the first owners of the r-slur badge π
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Wow, a real individualist, huh?
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I am John Galt
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I like the badge, thanks carp
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When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options. But whatever you're going through, you deserve help and there are people who are here for you.
If you think you may be depressed or struggling in another way, don't ignore it or brush it aside. Take yourself and your feelings seriously, and reach out to someone.
It may not feel like it, but you have options. There are people available to listen to you and ways to move forward. Your fellow dramatards care about you and there are people who want to help.
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Carp betrayed me because I didnt receive a badge because I already owned it before
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You are betraying carp by always expecting something in return from him. You are given gifts early and when the masses are given in late you cry 'woe is me for I am given no gift'.
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Yes.
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I didn't follow that foid and got one of these:
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I followed the foid and have both, because all things are possible with Carp.
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Based on fricking what? BASED ON FRICKING WHAT? You fricking c*nt, you motherlover. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fricking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fricking dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fricking words on loop. BASED ON FRICKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICTIONARY? MY HAIRY BUTTHOLE? OH my God just shut the frick up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, r-slurred words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRINGE WOKE GO FRICK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE B-WORD YOU C*NT YOU Fricking butthole you b-word you c*nt little shit Based? Based on what? On your peepee? Please shut the frick up and use words properly you frickin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the frick is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "c*m" on the stage? HECK NO YOU FRICKIN IDIOT, so please shut the frick up and use words properly you dumb b-word
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YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS!
YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED!
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Your anticitizen activities have been recorded.
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I wanted the badge because it's limited edition like my Fauci Funko pop.
If using 'block user' didn't work, I'll unironically drop this account and make a new one to avoid getting notifications when someone posts and drop my paypig to renthog.
I don't allow those kinds of notifications on Facebook.
I don't allow those kinds of notifications on Twitter.
I'm not allowing it here.
I don't need a big red (1) when someone posts anything other than bussy.
You have been warned.
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I have news for you bud.....
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And here we see an example of Stockholm syndrome.
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stop making up words
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Just make a new account if you bit the bait (this could never be me, of course
) but dont like your inbox being spammed by low quality posts. Simple as
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I'm honestly kinda sad I didn't take the bait.
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Can
@Ahsgroomer have one?
Trans lives matter not
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