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:marseyglow: The US government issues a message to @TED_SIMP :marseymeds: :marseykiwipat:

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1478794691634155523

@TED_SIMP, don't worry, the birds are real. they are not just your hallucinations :marseytrollcrazy:

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They're onto you! Anything you do, don't trust the skinwalkers and don't take your meds!

:#marseybangfast:

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I quit my mood stabilizer two weeks ago without telling any of my doctors to try to induce a manic episode I’m still off those, but I am taking my antipsychotics

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TED, you said nice things about New Hampshire, so I feel like I have to give you actual advice.

please do not do this

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Can I shoot a gun in new hampshire as a foreigner (on a shooting range)?

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You can do that in California so I assume it's not a problem in based New Hampshire

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i’ve honestly never felt better

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this is rather shocking news.

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the government is stalking me

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OMG SAME! We need to swap gangstalking stories! :marseytinfoil2:

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ironically enough I used to work for the government. but they’re still stalking me i swear!!!

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So am I

:horny:

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okay but like are you hot?

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idk, you tell me

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not my type, sorry

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:#tayaaa:

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Gross. I'd rather settle for Apollo. Personally I prefer Hades, he's still a far better deity.

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This tweet reminded me of the many bad faith arguments you see conservatards make to try to justify their obviously corrupt stances on various things.

Like when Trump claimed we needed to ban wind turbines because they kill birds despite coal power plants killing way more birds at a way higher rate.

That being said, get a load of this fricking boomer ad:

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Jesus Christ man imagine how much your life would improve if you didn’t think about conservatives all the time

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It'd be way worse, thinking about them makes me feel way better about myself.

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"It'd be way worse, drinking makes me feel way better about myself."

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If conservatives didn't want to get dunked they wouldn't be so r-slurred.

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If you wanted to improve your mental health you'd stop being eternally online.

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Frick you BIPOC, stop moralizing. If the alternative is a social life and a regularly updated instagram id rather be here

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social life

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a regularly updated instagram id rather be here

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Regularly updating Instagram is one form of being eternally online. Did you really think it was only spergs that are eternally online?

Social media is a cancer.

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Inshallah I guess

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Being eternally online is way better than the real world.

Can't even say the N word anymore or the PC police will be all over you.

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You know this is unhealthy.

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:marseycool:

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I disagree.

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Why do you keep spamming this at me. You running low on ram or something?

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He doesn't have the energy to explain why you're wrong, he's right though.

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I think just about everything makes you think about conservatards, pizza.

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Perhaps, perhaps.

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Wait a second you mean there’s a website for unsafe products I thought we were talking about potlucks?

:marseythinkorino:

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Pizza doesn't like the silly bird meme by some guvment agency.

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They just want to keep you safe, pizza!

:marseyrain:

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Ngl, I love the boomer ads.

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I'm pretty sure some TSA agent at Ted Stevens International had to listen to this exact comment, word for word, while stifling a yawn

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:marsheepnpc: Birds are real :marsheepnpc:

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yes they are! I’m not real though

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Why is this coming from Consumer Product Safety Commission and not U.S. Fish and Wildlife?

:marseyconfused: :!marseyhmm:

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Consumer Product

:marseystonetoss:

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Call me a boomer chud but I really dislike government organizations making twitter accounts that make desperate attempts to be relatable via shit jokes.

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What!? You don't want tax dollars to go to paying federal govt employees that sit on Twitter and social media all day pushing their psyops and propaganda disguised as le may mays? You really can't relate to wholesome government memes? Yeah I'd say you're a boomer all right.

BTW the glowBIPOC that made these bird memes will retire on a FAT government pension.

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THE US GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN BEAMING MESSAGES DIRECTLY TO MY BRAIN SINCE 2013!!

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This twitter account is unironically one of th only good things the us government has ever done, whoever runs it puts effort into making genuinely unique content

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"birds are fake" is a tired old joke though

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agreed. i frequent r/whatsthisbird and every thread there’s some β€œfunny guy” who IDs it as a β€œgovernment surveillance drone” like WOW BUDDY YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE FUNNY, DON’T YOU?

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no you don't get it, jokes get funnier every time you say them

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dude bussy lmao

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shit you’re right!!

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:#marseysneed:

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There's even a fan fiction about them: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28429305

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This kind of shit makes me want to rope

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USCPSC approved

:#marseyropeyourself:

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:#marseyrowling:

Snapshots:

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Why is the govt posting wordswordswords memes?

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🚨🚨🚨 PSA: birds are not real 🚨🚨🚨

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