Thank god these guys seem to be all Mutts and Bongs. I would rope having to deal with those fricktards in my store.
"Why do my feet hurt π« π" asks the fat shonen-hard-working American
Crying that they have to go to work "when the school children dont"
Crying about le hecking masks and how they are DEFINETLY going to die
Crying that they dropped out of hogh school and now have to wage slave
Crying they have to work in their agreed hours
There is also of course a lot of posts about being absolute c*nts to their colleagues and their customers. Because in classic redditor fashion they are the protagonists of the movie called society.
Even soys mog them
"I fricking hate funko collectors"
Cant make this shit up
As an "insider" let me tell you that in the job interview for most retails you (usually) get all your tasks and obligations explained in detail. These "people" signed their contracts and knew these details and yet all they do is b-word and b-word and b-word. Treat your local wagies nicely, someone needs to do the job. But those c*nts deserve every second of the heck they crafted themselves.
Cheers r-slurs. If you have any questions for your local wagie wrangler feel free to ask.
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I'm willing to hear other opinions on this, but I'm going to go ahead and call it. This is somehow even worse than the collectors. At least they plausibly are trying to make money, this soy is straight up playing with baby tier toys as an adult.
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How would you even play with a funko pop? Kids don't buy them. I don't think they can be posed. I guess you could throw them at passing cars or something.
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By recording yourself using them as range targets, and posting the video to make plebbitors sneed
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Somebody should 3D print and paint a couple of particularly sneed-worthy funkos and do this. The seethe would be glorious
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George Floyd and Kyle Rittenhouse funkos when?
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Even owning a gun will make most redditors froth at the mouth in anger
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An added bonus tbh senpai
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Buying the most rare and valuable funkos just to dissolve them in acetone.
Remind me to pitch this to Saint Shkreli once he's freed.
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Maybe this guy and his Batman Funko Pop are really close just like Calvin and Hobbes. Maybe they have deep conversations and ride down hills in wagons together.
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you obviously c*m on it
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Need a jar first
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some of them function as decent butt plugs, but the collectors have bid those models sky high.
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My opinion is the fricking narration of other people's reactions is super cringe and anyone who writes like that deserves the rope.
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they just don't fit in the jar if you don't unbox them
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It's just two sides of the same neurodivergent coin
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Nah. Funkos are never going to be worth anything. At least having fun with something you paid money for is better than keeping it locked up in a room forever.
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I'm sorry to ask you to do this but please attempt to picture the sight of a grown man actually playing with large blocky dolls of characters from the marvel cinematic universe.
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Honestly I don't want to
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The OP said "handled" though, so maybe he just neurodivergentally inspects them and then poses them on a shelf or something. That's not as sad in my opinion.
If he is actually sitting there making pew pew noises then he is beyond help (or empathy)
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Playing with fricking toys like a baby. Incredible. The prevalence of extreme arrested development cannot be understated.
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Nah the idiots that treat it like an investment are way worse. At least these frickers are using it for something other than furby-tier wishful thinking and autism rooms
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What do you do with them when they're out of the box, aren't they just overpriced molded plastic bobbleheads? My toys must have at least have 14 points of articulation.
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Based and GI Joe-pilled.
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Stopped reading, go mop the floor wagie.
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I wish I was one of those c*nts with no responsibility. Im the c*nt who is in charge of keeping their stores afloat so the board doesnt come and take all our heads.
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Love For Bosses <3
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Thank you for your service! I used to be a retail wagie in a big hardware / furniture store, and having no responsibility was pretty great
I got to learn shit, move heavy stuff around, build the display furniture, flirt with the qt cashiers. Sweet old ladies would often tip me for helping them put stuff in their car
Redditors hate retail cause they hate themselves, I tell ya hwhat
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This is what every wagie ever says
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There are a few shitholes like that. TalesFromRetial, TalesFromtheFrontDesk in particular are full of fat, lazy r-slurs bitching about Trump and Covid and how much it sucks working for the man.
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I actually liked talesfromthecustomer or whatever until the novelty wore off
Because the customer is always right !!!
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That one can be good, sort by Controversial -> All Time and there are some great ones with super entitled shitheads getting yelled at.
TFTS (TechSupport) is still bearable on occasion. They may be smelly nerds who also b-word about wage slavery, but sometimes there's a good laugh or story.
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I always ask when i meet one, "why do you work retail if you hate it so much?"
Best answer i ever got was one was in college and couldnt seem to find a better job. I seriously cant imagine a scenario where i take a retail job. Theres a million better jobs thatll take you if youre uneducated. Do you like doing the bare minimum on your job hunt or something?
I had a golf course offer me a landscaping job with full scholarship at some kind of landscaping school (golfcels explain grass) and a management position within my first day of applying. I had zero experience in the field. Whether he was blowing smoke in me was besides the point because the pay didnt lie. Ill take that over serving burgers.
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Unironically, white privilege
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Depends what the qualifications are for whiteness. Zimmerman is white.
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You had zero experience in fields? Had you never been a field before?
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Becoming a groundskeeper at a golf course seems like pretty good gig tbh.
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For some people, sure. Had better offers.
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I only wear my mask when i enter the store, the wagie spends his entire day in one
I'd actually become anti-mask if i was a minimum wagie
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An entire sub of poors posting their Ls
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Whatβs a βchaseβ funko or do I even want to know? The funko hater (who wants to garrotte collectors with a bike chain
) keeps mentioning theyβre looking for βchaseββ¦ maybe he means βchoiceβ? Thank you for your attention.
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I didn't know either but a guy posted this explanation in the thread
So they make one slightly different and manchildren go crazy over them. Honestly, good for Funko pop, these people deserve to be fleeced out of every penny they have.
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So, lets assume I have a bottle of Mr. Super Clear and an airbrush that I know how to use. Are the differences the model or just the coloring?
infinite chase pops?
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I'm begging you to buy the cheapest funko you can, paint it as some super "rare" chase funko or whatever, then post a video to Reddit of you sawing it in half or melting it down into a spoon or something
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That was my 2nd thought after "profit???". I don't know if funko autists have a memorized list of legit pops or not though.
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based model kit chad?
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TV game show "The Chase" would be my best bet
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Nah, just because you agree to eat a shit sandwich doesnβt mean you deserve it. I would rightly be condemned for making homeless schizos take HRT in exchange for drug money.
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Society would crumble if it wasnt for r-slurs who made every possible wrong term.
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I can understand the complaining from cashiers, but how tf do you complain about being a stockman? You put the shit on the shelves, you ask the customers if they need something. The worst thing about it is sometimes havimg to ask another employee where the beans are
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Even being a cashier isnt that bad, i worked as one for a big grocery shop. You just say hi, scan and bag shit. The worst case is scenario is some 50 yr old woman makes you neurodivergentally pack the bags the way she specifically wants which rarely happened
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Someone I know says their mask sticking to her face from sweat of working all day + perfumes in the store made her sneeze, and then a 50 year old was SCREAMING and WAILING because she sneezed and is selfishly superspreading omnicron and she should have stayed home if she was sick and I want to see the mananger, etc. etc.
she says she would like her cashier job ok if it weren't for masks and covid cultists wanting to take out their rage on people
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Lmao are you American? I worked there a year and a half ago so mid covid, no one gave a shit besides having a mask on when it was mandated + we got fans
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No drama. Just another bullying post against some sad wagies.
Also you're a poor too Kellere. This is a hard cope.
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I am poor? And well yeah, bullying people is kinda what we do here.
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Some of us are just here cause we liked r/drama and SRD wasn't filling the void.
I'm literally only here for real drama. I love stuff like that post about fricking Roblox faction politics leading to the Creation of an incredibly massive child porn ring. That was great.
Idc about bullying that much but the wagie-abuse circlejerk here has gotten pathetic
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Wagie abuse circlejerk has brought us our greatest hits like r/loveforlandlords.
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Yeah, but L4L was at least mostly satirical at the start. And has since then it's been run into the ground.
The new rDrama wagie hate-circlejerk seems to be full of unironic subhuman trust-fund swine that sperg out when they have to see the poors.
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I have a question: What is your opinion on mandatory sterilization for wagies and other genetically inferior people?
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Not feasible until bots are skilled and cheap enough to replace them.
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gb2/a/
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Board is filled with rent a gf cuck posting rn cant be assed.
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the edits are pretty fricking funny to be fair
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Noooo I don't want debt for education, as opposed to all the money I am saving up in my very not dead end job in retail stacking shelves.
Poor "people" deserve it
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Wagies will let their wagebosses bully them and then complain about it
'i didn't agree to these hours and they made me do them anyway!'
Then don't go
'but I'll get fired!'
Yeah maybe lol you can find another hardware store to work at
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What the flippity frick are you talking about. I'm on my 5th fricking retail job now, not once at any of these jobs was I ever trained, nor given any explanation at all as to what I would be doing.
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In what shithole do you fester?
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East Coast Burgerstan
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Well I collect Eurobucks in Germ Money so thats your explanation.
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yet
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Oh my god. The people in that thread about getting out of retail are delusional. It's literally always an option and if you're doing a trade you usually GET PAID while you're training lol. Plus people are desperate for skilled labor nowadays because people either act like these Sad sacks of shit and wage slave or they get a useless degree and end up doing a job that literally couldn't be less useful to society. You can basically name your wage as a tradesman but I guess that's too hard π«
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Not that I'd listen to any of you, but what do y'all (
) think of retail managers? On the one hand I imagine its no different from being a manager in any other field. On the other, you're still affiliated with shelf-stackers 
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Theyβre the lords of the flies
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Wagie wagie, do you job and stop complaining
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Wagies should be more proactive in bullying the Funkoβ’ collectors. What are they going to do to you, not buy overpriced consoomer shit?
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I don't understand the Ruqqus administrators' obsession with this carp guy. He's one of the most malicious, hatred-inducing individuals I've ever seen online. Literally makes people hate him on purpose. And for some inexplicable reason, all of the Ruqqus administrators not only follow this one man's word for everything and ignore the 99.99% of other people on their site, but even as the site is dead, they literally make his post that claims things like 'the free speech model is bad' as their HOMEPAGE. Does anyone know why they are fixated with this one sociopathic guy's bizarre opinions?
Snapshots:
Crying about le hecking masks and how they are DEFINETLY going to die:
Crying that they dropped out of hogh school and now have to wage slave:
Crying they have to work in their agreed hours:
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oh shit I forgot about that sub. It's like niche antiwork losers.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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