Just went nuts at a swasticar owner

I was stressed today while driving and almost rolled down my window to shout slurs at random pedestrians.

It's not really related to your thing, just wondering if I should see a specialist to deal with my anger issues.

!masterbaiters let's start a troll subreddit where we talk about shooting guns at Cybertrucks from a freeway overpass !oolschayootershays

>MAGA owning a Tesla

I saw Carp at a grocery store in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

It's true! I was watching from my Hummer H2 that I got to replace my Tesla.

I didn't think Teslas allowed you to cut people off...

Oh so you don't hate Drumph???

If you really hated the emerald mine oligarch you would call him Elmo, it really gets under his skin

!bikechads

Thankfully he ran out of charge after 80 miles king?

Be thankful the rethuglican nazi drumpfer bro didn't kill you with his fully semi-automatic assault rifle 15.

u went and nutted in a swastika owner??

whoa, weird flex there carp

Should've Luigied his butt

someone copy/paste this to reddit and get 10k free karma

Please censor the names of problematic personnel, it triggers my PTSD.

TeslaXisters BTFO'd sigma stacy style

The Tesla owner got in his car and started speeding going 80 miles trying to run me over and kill me

And the only reason I didn't get you is because I was having a bit of the 'ol double vision after drinking six bottomless margs at Chilis before getting behind the wheel. I dare ya to pull this shit after I've only had three.

Pretty sure I was there and saw this.

I actually started clapping, and so did everyone else at the intersection.

Factcheck: This claim is a gross exageration of reality.

4/10

tone down the violence and add some virtue signaling about veganism or trans issues (as an ally!) and I can up your note to a 6

woah carp the fakecels are still denying you your rightful place in !incels ? thats messed up brocel

Honedtly im getting rhis energy from all cars, butt especially EVs, t*sla is the worst tho. Whenever i see them i want to through egv yolk on their hood and animal blood on the driver.

!slots777

Brave

Stuning rven