She was beautiful and petite with the most stunning almond-shaped eyes like you rarely see anymore, and the kind of accent you can't quite place but immediately gets you hard.
She took my blood pressure and I had 150 over 90, she asked me if it happened often and I told her "only with cute nurses". She laughed and caressed my arm.
Then, when she was done with her readings she asked if I needed help washing myself and I said no like an r-slur. 
Anyway. Day 4, still no handjob. 
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Bro 150/90 is way too fricking high the left ventricle of your heart is thickening at this very moment pushing against that. It messes up your kidneys and peepee too. Get on meds
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I know lol but I wasn't lying about cute Oriental nurses, when the old white ones take my presssure it's average.
Also they tested my heart on Monday and it's strong and healthy and beats for Oriental women. Its written in black and white on the report.
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It's called white coat hypertension sweaty and is fairly common.
Except in your case it's off-white
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l knew I was normal and not a complete pervert.
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You're French, being a complete pervert is within expected parameters
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When you think about it sexual deviance depends on the mean. Inspirational, thank you.
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ah, a fellow doctor
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Don't yuck his yum
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Believe me it's not my heart that was thickening iykwim
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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TALKING ABOUT MY PEEPEE
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Lmao buddy maybe lose some weight before harassing the medical personnel
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Neighbour, I'm a literal skeleton. Nurses come in and they have a vision of death.
That's why I can't pull like I used to.
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Hey, wanna frick?
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We're not allowed to say "oriental" any more.
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I'm bringing it back baby!
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Did
@BWC hijack your account
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I was fricking Asian women long before I knew of BWC's utopian vision for the future.
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So you're saying you got hard right there, in front of the nurse?
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Is that not normal?
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I'd have to check with Medicine to be sure, but I think it would make you an outlier.
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Pick up artists always say you need something to
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if he said yes she'd say ok and then send the biggest BBW in the hospital to wash him
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Sign me up baby. In France the biggest BBW nurses weigh 150 lbs and are big titted black mammas from the oversea territories.
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I've gotten used to pinging you instead of incels so you better get used to my horny posting.
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What is that man playing that lady like a cello?
I'm too old for this "art film" bullshit.
If it's porn, on the other hand....
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Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I'd most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn't need to prove anything to them, and they'd already proved they weren't worth my time.
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Certified Neil Gaiman moment
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