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Holy frick, imagine being rejected by ladyboy hooker 
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Holy motherload of
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been drinking the Hale's Blue Boy
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I imagined it and now I'm rock hard. Now what?
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Next think about how she's being railed right now by a BBC instead of you
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I pictured it and got so hard that an artery in my peepee burst and now I'm bleeding out all over the floor. Now what?
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Do you have medical insurance?
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No, but my next door neighbour does.
Will that help?
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Yes
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Walk over with an envelope and ask if he can spare a few sheets of insurance since you ran out.
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Patch
it up with duct tape or use shoelace as tourniquet if real bad
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Uh oh. You couldn't have known that I have a severe DIY fetish, but you've triggered it, and I've just sprouted two more peepeees out of inconvenient places, and they're both so throbbing hard they're about to burst. Now what?
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Are u serious
? Coat the wounds with coagulant even milk or butter.
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Never mind. You took so long to get back to me with advice that I ended up dousing both of them in petrol, from a jerry can i had handy, and burning them off.
Completely unrelated but I am in so much pain right now.
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I am so sorry
man. I like ibuprofen and hot towels
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Place a zip tie around scrotum and cinch it up extra tight.
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Why would want the BBC to write a nasty article about you?
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Still denied at 10x rate
Pure blooded aryanyanya here
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Perhaps, but what did the first line say again?
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Minimum 400lbs
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That's how hookers end up rolled into a carpet and buried in a shallow grave.
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The word is deprecating.
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