Hey guys you know your local game shop that sells you a bunch of shitty boardgames? Now you can do it in the middle of the ocean for even higher prices, wahoo!

HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT ME I WENT ON A CRUISE TO BUY THE HOBBIT! DO YOU KNOW THE HOBBIT!? ITS AN OBSCURE FANTASY STORY ONLY US NERDS KNOW ABOUT AND IVE BEEN A NERD ALL MY LIFE BUT IM BUYING THE HOBBIT NOW FOR 40$ ON A CRUISE SHIP MADE FOR NERDS, LIKE ME!

I BUY THINGS BECAUSE I CANT REGULATE MY EMOTIONS. IM A SOCIALIST BTW

idiot.

wow more ugly flag shit. Psychologists could have a field day with how attached the overgrown children have with the ugly flag if they weren't proliferating it.

"thoughtful nerdy touches" shut the frick up its literally just cut outs of nintendo on a door.

Everyone loves very wordy jokes.

Just one look at them and you'd already know what they'd say, what sort of lines of dialogue they'll talk at you and what they think.

This should be the poster for millennials.

So I was curious how much it actually was for this heck hole and https://jococruise.com/2026pricing/

There is staterooms which are probably like 15k-20k

The 500 sq rooms is 11k per person to 6.5k per two people and down 3.5k for four people at the lowest.

ELEVEN THOUSAND

And this is only for SEVEN DAYS!?

The next 273-400 sq rooms is basically 8k - 4k- 3k depending how many people.

even their shitty interior rooms with no windows is still 4k for one person.

So depending on where you are and how many people you're basically paying from $1,500 to $500 a day for seven days just to have the privilege of playing mario kart, board games, and dnd on a cruise or sitting on the veranda with your nintendo switch.

Like, you could literally just bring that stuff on to any other cheaper cruise. Just make a facebook group or something to gather a bunch of other cheap millennials to find a cruise and do the same shit there.

I looked up Carnival Cruises ones, which is obviously the shitty cruise line but just to compare their rooms and tickets cost ten times less than Joco and I'd argue you get more than just video games and board games and a pool full of fat mermaids. (just regular fat americans lol)

I mean, props to the company for basically figuring out how to get millennials onto the plague boats and pay ten times more to just play board games and video games inside and other gay stupid shit with their disposable income. wins again.

hit me longpost bot, I'm ready for my judgement. But this shit lowkey riles me up because these dipshits are the same ones that b-word they can't make rent or cant afford a house but do stupid shit like this and wonder why everything sucks. These are the weak people that create hard times.

!millenials !oldstrags