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Unfortunately women don’t understand “this isn’t serious to me and I’m not looking for a long term relationship” but they still go along with it thinking the guy will get addicted to her gussy and change his mind.

Many such cases.


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A tale as old as time

:#marseyreading:

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The real tale as old as time is the redditors believing in this. It's hit every fricking reddit check box. Almost as good as the fake storie about the woman breaking up with the dude and then learning he was rich and wanting him bacl. Half the story was the guy torrenting things ~because redditors jizz their pants over that~ as proof he was cheap.

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r/drama originally banned posts from the creative writing subs, time to do the same TBH.

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These are the same people who bought that "Jenny" story hook line and sinker.

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Was that the 20 parter about the dude who kept going for runs? Christ I'm getting old that must have been seven years ago.

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It's been a million years so I'm probably misremembering some details, but long story short some guy suspected his wife was cheating and hired a private investigator to tail her as she went on a trip. You would get book-length posts where OP provided literally up-to-the-minute updates that this PI was allegedly feeding him. I don't remember how it ended but I seem to recall people slowly realizing it was fake, though far later than they should have.

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That shit was so stupid. This fricking story, the coconut, and potato one show me that redditors are gullible idiots.

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i forgot about that one :marseynooo: what a great saga

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It was believable until I read the part about a healthy poly relationship.

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For real, in theory poly can be great but in practice it's a bunch of insane narcissists gleefully stomping all over other people's boundaries.

Great drama bait though. The idealized poly relationship is such a draw for people who want to believe, much like the idealized communist government or the idealized libertarian "city of the future." (It runs on bitcoin, obviously!)

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it doesn’t even work in theory.

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I have seen only one poly relationship last. Both partners were highly educated and well employed. The man was a self admitted cuckold fetishist. And even then, he vetoed a few of the temporary boyfriends. It basically takes two very specific and successful people to get poly to work in a semifunctional manner.

Every other "poly" or "open" relationship I've seen has exploded into flames. I think my favourite was a lesbian polycule that turned into a small claims court squabble. One of the girls sued one of the girls that took the polycule's cat with her when she found a rich boyfriend.

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It works in the theoretical world where neither person is a selfish narcissistic slut who is just trying to max out their own body count without any concern for their partner's feelings or s*x life. And such people really do exist! It's just that I've never seen two of them together in the same spot at that same time, so it could just possibly be one really fast person who's a master of disguise. So if you see a healthy and well adjusted poly person, please tug at the corner of their jaw to make sure they're not wearing a rubber mask, and report back to me.

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Yes, and in exchange we don't believe them when they say they aren't looking to hookup and don't have s*x on the first date. Why? Because dating is a negotiation and you're both trying to see how much you can get out of it.

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