TX Governor announces hostages are safe, tw*tter users take exception

https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1482556544134828035

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You are personally responsible for some of the hatred boiling over like this in your state and well beyond.

:marseysjw:

Prayers answered… but by whose God?

And if they all died... would you blame god? I am seriously curious.

:soyjakanimeglasses:

Back to the Hateful rhetoric. What a world you have created for your children.

:soymad:

Not true you’re still in office my atheist prayers haven’t been answered yet

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LOL. It's funny how atheists are so unbearably cringe that it basically pushed me back into Agnostic territory. I just refuse to be associated with their cringe in any way.

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How can you be 100% sure God doesn't exist anyway?

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Incel detected. Real men are 100% sure of themselves even when it's logically impossible.

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Based autists refusing to have any mental flexibility.

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the only flexible thing about me is my bussy

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> virgin: believes God may or may not exist

> chad: knows God does not exist

> THAD: IF YOU EVEN ASK IF GOD EXISTS WE WILL FRICKING BURN YOU. DEUS VULT.

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Yeah, and I'm 100% Sure that God might or might not exist.

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They have faith :marseysmug2:

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nooo it’s completely different

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Cuck mentality

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Many such cases. Long ago, I was a fedora-tipping crusader of the godless cause. Now I consider atheism to be the spiritual refuge of the intellectually lazy. Atheists themselves are largely to thank for my return to agnosticism.

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I wil pray for you

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Imagine having a conviction so weak you'll let negative peer pressure affect it.

:marseywut:

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I just tell people that I'm not religious and only tell them I'm a full atheist if they ask or something.

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Based and science based.

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Jesus was a scrawny pacifist hobo, gotta say my money's on the axe-wielding elephant

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Dont be so sure

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But Jesus was also a table flipper. Hes a hippy to humans but don't dare to disrespect big G in heaven.

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Oh ye of little faith... :marseysmug:

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:#marseycool2:

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Ganesh is winning that fight for sure.

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This is why I love playing Shin Megami Tensei games. it's literally this image

(Frick Persona though)

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This is an extraordinarily neurodivergent take.

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I mean I just literally got Ganesha and Im using him to kill shit and I dont want to roleplay as a teenager to romance them.

I'd rather be an neurodivergent elephant god angel fighter than a p-do.

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“I prefer numbers and grinding over the social aspect.”

This is your brain on a u t i s m.

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videogames characters are made up of numbers and not real. Persona has numbers and grinding too.

:#marseycommitted:

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Why would you play a persona spinoff if you hate persona :marseyconfused:

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:#marseyraging:

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weeb

video g*mer

probably a furry

I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO TAKE RDRAMA. YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US. YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US.

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:#marseyjam: :#marseynintendo: :#marseyjam:

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:#marseypopcorn:

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“The hostages are safe? How can I make this about me?”

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my atheist prayers haven’t been answered yet

What are atheist prayers?

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Hail Science!

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Pretty sure an atheist prayer is just a mean tweet

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Equally as effectual lmao

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A banana up the bussy if I recall correctly.

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I haven't thought about that banana in five years and now it is fresh in my mind

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Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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What banana if I dare to ask?

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The Amazing Athiest (fat mayo youtuber) stuck a banana up his grotesque butt

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I liked the ball wax better

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Forgot about that, was there pics of him with a sexdoll or am I thinking of Christine :marseycwc:

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Makes me nostalgic for the days when Internet atheism was the nexus of online drama.

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It still is, but nowadays the atheists have switched to the real struggle rightists vs leftists. Seriously, look up any former atheist, they are all doing political stuff now. I think the Amazing Atheist is an anti-SJW same with Sargoy

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To think I ever complained about it. If only we could go back

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Many such cases :banana:

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Did this actually happen or are you fricking with me

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It happened he filmed it if I remember right lol

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:#sciencejak:

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Everyone needs their opiate

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Prayers answered… but by whose God?

By the Abrahamic one obviously

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All this bitching at Governor Ironside, when the real story should be that someone took 4 synagogue attendants hostage and the FBI only needed a body bag for the hostage taker.

AMERICA IS BACK BABY!

USA USA USA

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More like burgers be slippin. How can it be american without a double-digit death toll?

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You're thinking about Russians and school hostage situations

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I said double digit. Not triple digit, all of which killed by the police.

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Republican:

"Prayers answered"

Twittoids:

Uhm, source?

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Haha, they're so easy to bait into looking deranged.

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PSA:We aren’t ringing the alarm hard enough about the United States. Trump isn’t gone, a third of the country are literal fascists who had immense political power and trump isn’t going anywhere. He’s faced practically no repercussions from the coup attempt. Trump planned out that entire event and was planning on deploying the military to kill protesters. Literally none of what I’m saying is an exaggeration. Yet people, even leftists asre falling for the idea that we should now ignore trump. Liberals never have been and never will be adequate fighters of fascism. If they were they wouldn’t be capitalists because they’d know that’s what produces it. It’s almost solely on leftists such as us to do something about this. No matter how oppressed we are as individuals the line is always pushed back eventually by leftists and nobody else. Take care of yourselves and do some activism.

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sanitary

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Sentient

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Why the frick do reddit types feel the need to go into a blind rage whenever somebody mentions "answered prayers" and "thanking god"? Genuinely one of the cringiest things.

:soycry: NOOO YOU CANT THANK GOD FOR SAVING YOUR BABY BOY IT WAS SCIENCE AND THE DOCTORS NOOOOO :soycry: yet another example of online people being observers and not participants in reality

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I'm a lifelong atheist and even I understand that a "Thank God" means "thank God for putting those qualified surgeons in the right place at the right time!" or "thank God for creating those qualified hostage negotiators!"

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:autism: is the difference

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You are personally responsible for some of the hatred boiling over like this in your state and well beyond.

They can't keep getting away with being this r-slurred

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Governor strips naked dances around a fire to Hula hula to make it rain the next day

Nooooo you can't do that Hula isn't real because :marseylongpost: :soycry:

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It's not even good cringe

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By whose god? There is only one.

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