Australian state government releases ad to covince zoomer lesbians that going on vaxxmaxx dates is the new way to rebel.

https://twitter.com/_evelynrae/status/1482965756610752518?t=Mq3PeXQ40HD6HvjZ_MQf4w&s=19

Conspiracy theorists notice one small detail.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841358532642672.webp

While anti-libertarians notice another detail.

>46 year old lesbian takes 15 year old girlfriend


>Where did you get that she is 46?


>Her birth date is on the vax certificate

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>A Victorian government-funded youth body has created a TikTok video encouraging teenagers to go on “vax dates” to get the Covid-19 vaccine without their parents’ permission.

>The video by the Youth Affairs Council of Victoria (YACVIC) features two teenage girls who go on a post-lockdown date to see a movie – but when asked to show their vaccination certificate, one says “my parents haven’t let me get vaccinated yet”.

>“I mean, you’re over 14. You don’t actually need to get their permission,” the other girl says. “Wanna go do it now – go on a vax date?”

>The girl then gets her Covid-19 vaccine, and the pair skip out of the clinic holding hands. “Live, Love, Jab for more cute dates in your life,” the video says.

>The caption reads, “Pro tip: if you’re over 14, you can have your own Medicare card and consent to getting vax’d.”


>"Live, Love, Jab for more cute dates in your life”

That'll probably work on lesbians tbh.

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Are aussies more cucked than bongs now?

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:#marseyagree:

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Bongistan has been one of the few westoid countries which hasn't imposed Omnicron related lockdowns. Except Scotland and NI but those 2 have always been the r-slurs of the bunch.

Trans lives matter

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Scotland hasn't locked down, it just has mildly stricter rules because Sturgeon lives to one up Boris Johnson.

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Lmao Scotlands being lead by a fish :marseylaugh:

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It gets worse, her predecessor and mentor was named Salmond.

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Aussies are the perfect nanny state since they are an island, gave up guns, and have a prison mentality.

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It's pretty fricking bad here but no one beats the bongs lol

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I dunno bruh I hate my government but they've been pretty based re: covid recently.

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Have you seen their COVID restrictions? Definitely yes.

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They got cucked by emus and they werent allowed to visit people at all during lockdowns and shit so

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Now?

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Haggisland and leafland are still things, it's hard to tell which is worse

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next stop, top surgery!

:#marseyproctologist:

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next stop, top surgery!

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a prostate exam would be very gender affirming for FtMs

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zoz

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zle

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To get up high, you must start down low :marseypsycho:

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I'm unironically seething reading all the Twitter replies who probably didn't even watch the video. The "46-year-old" thing is based on the fact that they used a generic vaccination passport image as the example.

I'm also not seeing any evidence that the Australian government produced, shared, or endorsed this ad. The only reply that points this out is linked an article written by the OP which is essentially just the tweet but stretched out because journo.

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They're not even a real couple. You can tell by how awkward and bad the acting is. Probably not even real lesbians. Except maybe the ugly one.

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THE UGLY ONE

Well that narrows it down to 2

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The one with the black ripped jeans at the start.

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you're telling me actors pretended to be something they're not? :marseysquint:

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I honestly feel like its a rightoid psyop trying to make people not want to get vaccinated. Honestly I wish I could get unvaccinated after watching it, regardless of the age difference.

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wish I could get unvaccinated

No refunds

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Should have ended with some good lesbo porn, would encourage moids too

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A "Victorian government-funded youth body" is not the Australian government, you fricking idiots. That's like calling my local PCYC a "wing of the House of Parliament".

But sure, keep trying to dunk on us while your populations were decimated by OG COVID and a splinter in your finger still costs you $100,000 😎

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meanwhile we get a few thousand cases of the mildest coof yet with 90%+ vax rate and "OH MY GOD THE SKY IS FRICKING FALLING THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS COLLAPSING"

not sure we're able to laugh at anyone

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Im Australian (ik suck my peepee) Some lady fainted at my work today due to covid they think, cant wait to be on the news later :marseythumbsup:

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the absolute fricking state of this country :marseydeadinside:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841286342503984.webphttps://i.rdrama.net/images/16841286345457332.webphttps://i.rdrama.net/images/16841286349149878.webp

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-16/qld-coronavirus-covid19-ambulances-paramedics-triple-0-calls/100757612

I've now seen this explicitly called out by the QLD and Vic ambo unions, and NSW is having the same problem, and the same shit is being reported worldwide

These are the frickers accusing me of "clogging the health system"

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Honest to god I haven’t watched the news and or read articles in years, sounds gay whatever’s happening in Queensland :marseywalking:

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Can't sum up the country any better than this tbh. Our 2020 and 2021 luck has exposed how our population is a bunch of kitties.

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us

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OUT!

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government funded

Not the government. If you counted everything thats funded by some government entity, we'd all live in socialism.

Also, they obviously just took some generic vaxxport image

Rightoids cant sneed :marseysneed:

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we'd all live in socialism

Thing is, we do

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We need a slippery slope marsey

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:marseykink: kinda counts when you think about it

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Really reaching with the 46 year old bit. Funny, though.

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The 100% truth is I have never had s*x/intercourse, my peepee remains untouched but for mine own hands. I have never been a hardcore sexual maniac. I've actually been against s*x since 2013.

You are fricking psychotic if you believe in having s*x. So it makes sense my enemies are s*x maniacs. Nobody should have s*x. I'll never have s*x.

That's what you're all about and you think it's fine. Apart from a brief period of time when I was younger I have never desired/wanted to have hardcore s*x. Insert peepee into a hole - no thanks. That's disgusting and vile. No orifice. I never want to have with a woman, man, mammal or reptile or anything else.

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Where did you get that she is 46?:

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Her birth date is on the vax certificate

Lol, I went to check and her name on the certificate is "Jane Citizen".

Citizen Jane.

Citizen Kane?

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