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“Help. Succubus.” :marseydaemon:

https://old.reddit.com/r/NoFapChristians/comments/s7q37i/help_succubus?sort=controversial

r/witchesvspatriarchy has competition, in the form of the utterly schizo intersection of Christians and NoFap.

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Do these people still not realize you can be productive/normal and still regularly masturbate?

I hate this trend of "idiots do this thing so let me do the extreme opposite of that." Jonny stench hates the drinkin but even he cracks a cold one when the moon hit the water just right, few days outta the year.

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This guy obviously can’t. He’d feed vital vril and fluids to his demon gf!

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tfw no succubus gf who is very affectionate and protective of you

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I've been laughing at this for about 2 minutes. I think it's the expression, something about it is just making me laugh my butt off.

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Zoomers :marseyshrug:

I'm sure stupid shit like that was around even before that, but the whole "everything in any way associated with [x] is evil and if you have anything to do with it - you're Hitler/Pol Pot" becoming a common opinion held by neurotypical people is relatively recent.

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Organically encountered lolcow farm

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I know what this guy is going through. Every day a succubus temptress taunts me, showing me sexualized imagery that is intended to get me thinking about s*x. And by "succubus temptress" I mean "Instagram."

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lmfao nofap christians :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: even more fricked up than regular nofappers

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iktf

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How do I summon a Succubus?

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