I got distracted reading some hole b-word about her period or something and suddenly had the brilliant realization that this site has too much meta garbage and not enough drama. It's off-putting and could gradually kill the site.
I want to focus on drama outside of our circlejerk and am proposing weekly, targeted bait contests. We've had bait contests in the past but 1) they last a month by which point everyone has forgotten and 2) they just tell you to be dramatic somewhere without any kind of focus. I've decided to fund weekly bait contests with specific targets. Some of my many ideas include:
- Make fats seethe/cope/dilate
- Make male feminists mald (feminists who are male, not male feminists)
- Most absurd coomer spankbait with credulous interaction
- Trick commies into agreeing with dumb ideas and so on.
(wow, no fricking train shit)
I am a poorcel and rewards will be correspondingly modest. However, you will also earn prestige and the DramaCoin from posting your bait. Could there be a special badge for winners? Who can know for sure? 
First prize is 500 to 1000 DramaCoin, determined at my discretion based on hilarity.
Second prize is 100-250 DramaCoin, again based on quality.
Third prize is you're fired, Always Be Shooting.
Thus I announce my first weekly bait contest, Anti-FatScootercel Aktion
Your goal is to humiliate fats. This could be making them angry or encouraging them to admit embarrassing secrets or describe their disgusting problems. If your comment or post leads to embarrassing responses from hogs, it's in the contest. If I see a relevant post I'll automatically consider it but I have a demanding job and incredibly active s*x life so it would be best if you could DM me any intentional submissions. Good luck, have fun, fats aren't human.
(this isn't CC but you should probably CC your submissions)
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Nothing award winning but Iβd like to draw some attention to r/fatpokimane
I stumbled upon it after someone posted a drama thread about her the other day, and it fulfills some of your criteria.
The girl has clearly gained a few pounds over the years but isnβt quite βfatβ, which upsets the real fats.
She already has tons of simps, who would be enraged if they knew people were tracking her weight gain and calling her fat.
The comments has coomers obsessing over her growing belly, and wanting to feed her.
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Darn she's put on some weight. Give it a few years and she'll be a prize winning brap hog.
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Good lord.
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God I love what the internet does to people
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This is a GOOD idea. The covid subs and anything healthcare related are prime hunting grounds. Reddit female (male) focused and online dating subs are also bountiful because only fats seek validation on reddit.
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I support this endeavor and in the Christmas spirit I will also contribute 500 DC to the winner
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To all of you pathetic losers with nothing better to do then illiterate your ignorance online I will set all of you straight. I am an educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I donβt have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you. If any of you continue to slander me or Dylanβs name, you face will be facing serious litigation for deformation of character and extortion among other issues. This is your only warning, if I have to get involved again it will be my lawyer next time.
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