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I just know it's better I die than have a baby

Well at least we can all agree on one thing

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Best case scenario is she dies while having the baby.

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BIPOC

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Cruelty is what I'm good at.. Why are you trying to stop me from reaching my full potential?

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silence, enby (white woman)

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Why are people so scared of having kids nowadays? Just park it in front of an ipad, like give it groomercord to let libertarians groom raise it while you get day-drunk on daiquiries.

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:#marseyextinction:

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They are doing it to themselves thankfully.

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Isn't that funny? Minorities and tradwives are having kids while all the girlbosses are hitting the wall and filling the void in their lives with wine and fur babies. They are literally breeding themselves out of existence.

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girlbosses reproduce by feminism

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She's doing it herself.

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update on my abortion-

Nobody asked. Nobody asked. Why are you telling anybody about this? Even on rdrama i dont blogpost like this. Even ironically.

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I guess she doesn't have enough attention IRL she needs attention from internet strangers as well. Undoubtedly an r-slured white woman, many such cases.


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tbh based on the post history r/childfree asked

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  1. Having an abortion is a traumatizing process even if you've been lying to yourself the past 10 weeks that it's not

  2. No fricking support system. If she had one, she wouldn't be posting on Reddit.

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  1. Im sure it is traumatizing, theyre sticking a hose up their vagina and killing a baby

  2. They deserve it

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Whaaaat! No abortion is just birth control. Pop a pill or pop a fetus no difference.

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By (non-)virtue of being pregnant we know that she's experienced with having things up her c*nt. So how's an abortion traumatic?

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Those people sound as insufferable as the New Atheist crowd in the early 2010s who couldn't stop smugposting about "thanking" the flying spaghetti monster. Or Neil Degrasse Tyson tweeting about how it's not physically possible for Santa to deliver gifts to all the Xtians in one night.

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New a dude that would unironically say "thanks thor" instead of "thank god". Cringiest shit i have ever heard in my life. He was basically a Human version of reddit.

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Its hilarious that neo pagans are almost all far leftist types that want a religion that excuses their extreme degeneracy or straight up r-slurred retvrn white supremacists

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:#marseyhorseshoe:

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Never forget that Ricky Gervais didn't just fall out of the fricking sky. We made him and now we have to pay for it

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Name one reason why Flying Spagetti Monster is worse than god. You can't, so you just use women insults to prevent having to think about it.

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NDT still does that

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I think it's like the baby gender reveal parties where redditors cannot fathom that people have irl friends who want to know what's going on in their lives and celebrate (or comfort them in the case of fertility issues) with them.

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β€œWe are trying to have kids” is basically a couple saying that they are having issues without getting into it. Unless they are just then pulling the goalie

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Meh, I think most times it's because they want their friends and family to know they're ready for the next stage of their life so they know their priorities are about to change. Can also be to explain sudden diet and health routine changes.

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I say it to brag about nutting in my lady

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The way these people talk about it, you'd think the couple was randomly announcing it in conversation, but its more like: "Oh you dont like champagne? I have wine if you'd like that instead." "Oh no thats okay. Normally I love champagne but my husband and I are trying to have kids."

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To me, it's actually a mixure of cringey and funny when they're emotional about it. Having actual tears in their eyes, frustrated because they're "trying SO hard" which just translates being a c*m dumpster and dumper every day? Hilarious.

oh man this is so sad :( really mean guy, i know we have fun here, but this poster is genuinely hateful of people trying to have kids

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I dunno, i think people malding at other people being happy is pretty hilarious.

People trying and failing to have a kid arent happy, you say? Compared to a childfree poster they are...

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Not only are these people not happy, they don't want to be happy. They're trapped in misery of their own making and they don't want out.

And it's fricking hilarious.

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I think theyre "addicted" to their misery and being angry about their misery. Rightous anger is incredibly gratisfying, and if every other part of your life is shit, that gratification is your one source of "happiness". So you end up not wanting to actually inprove your life, but just wallow in misery even more.

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What I want my future husband to say if people ask when we are having kids. Trying so hard… just never successful… lmao.

Doesn't even have it in her to drop those cringy one-liners herself. She hopes her man does it's for her LMAO

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my future husband

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I do enjoy arguing with these people cause they are so incredibly myopic

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lmfaooo such bitter incel cope :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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It really is. Their main issue with the "trying to have kids" statement isn't the kids part, it's the s*x part. You'll notice a lot of them out themselves as single too, talking about "my future husband" and such.

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Omg. That breakdancing part...I'm crying...I can just imagine women having breakdance battles to try and get pregnant

Who says good comedy has to be offensive

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Does anyone have that post about the guy who worked in a retirement home and all the most miserable, depressed people were child-free?

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As if redditors won't retire into this thing

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Inshallah

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Version that took longer than 30 seconds plus bonus marsey!

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I :marseylove: the abort yourself Marsey! :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

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It really should have been a small issue.

There's a really easy way to make it a small issue. Don't get pregnant

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Yikes, are you saying people ahould just use one of the dozen contraception methods that doesnt include a coat hanger or flight of stairs?! Blocked, reported, cancelled, and tweeted.

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if women are celebrated for deciding on their own and against the fathers wishes to have an abortion, then men should be celebrated for not paying child support! WE NEED TO END THIS SEXIST CULTURE THAT DEMANDS MEN GET NO FREE WILL AND HAVE THEIR CHOICES MADE BY WOMEN!

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You deserve to have your rights stripped for willingly putting your peepee in questionable gussy. Learn from Drake, don't let thots steal your vital essences.

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i'm not sure learning from the guy from drake and josh who got caught diddling a 15 year old is the thing to do.

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Learn from a Leaf.

:#marseydisagree:

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Fine, get your c*m snatched. See if I care.

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canadian apologist

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And he only got caught grooming a 15 year old

I thought from that headline, he was putting the hot sauce in the condom before using it, and almost gained respect for the dude

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Diddling is worse than grooming, but yeah he's also probably a p-do. Doesn't mean we can't learn from him.

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oooooooooh you mean the other drake that's also in to barely-teenagers.

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Yes, @Enrico_Motassa means the new R Kelly

TRANS LIVES MATTER! TRANS LIVES MATTER!

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I don't want to pay for the children of BIPOCs though.

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Reported by:
  • BrokeBackBuck : 🚨🚨🚨seriousposter🚨🚨🚨
  • lucy : Vaccine Disinformation

The murder of unborn children should be a federal crime as it violates the tenant of the preamble of the bill of rights, specifically the fight to life. Imprison whore foids

Defendant Roe’s case was based on racism in that blacks have inherent low morals and are promiscuous. She regretted murdering her child after the case bc whites forced her

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No, murder is a term of legal art, a series of qualifications placed upon a homicide in order to facilitate legal actions.

Abortion doesn't meet those qualifications.

End of that line of thought.

Both abortion and banhammering trolls are healthcare and should be taxpayer funded.

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You’re right it’s first degree homicide

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:#marseysneed:

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This is how they picture themselves.

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You’re going to burn forever in heck.

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Sounds like grilling weather. I am in!

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I gave a redditor my number and she was always texting and calling

ahahaha imagine how bad your personality must be if the only person you can find solace in is anithrr bitter redditor :marseysnoo:

in crisis i always make sure to call my closest rdrama users :marseyhearts: :marseygossip:

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you know, people ask my stance on abortion, i say im all for them

for some reason, they think i mean pro-choice; they are wrong

i am pro-abortion, i think everyone should have abortions forever, not because i hate children (i want to raise my own dramachad), but because women shouldn't have any body autonomy ever again

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Gifs enabled? Dont mind if i do some casual cringe posting

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Snapshots:

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I love that these people are going to be the reason Roe is going to get over turned

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