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It'll work like this. A stock corresponds to a keyword on twitter. If more people talk about it, the stock price goes up. If less, the stock price goes down.
You could check the number of posts every hour or something. Then you could take the number of tweets containing the keyword and get the percentage of some maximum (say, 1,000,000). Then multiply it by the maximum stock price (say, 500). So, if 200,000 tweets were made about "Trump" in the last hour, the stock price for that hour would be ((200,000)/(1,000,000))*500 = 100 DC
Pros:
- Incentives for stirring shit
- Stock market gets the kids going
- Slots are for washed out boomers, real gamblers are apes
Cons:
- None
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good things come to those who wait
that's all I can say
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are we going to go full neopets?
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i'm waiting but no bussy has come
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Really cool idea but at this point I feel
@Aevann is slave labor and he probably needs a break.
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He's an Egyptian, he owns slaves that code for the website, stay woke
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Oy vey
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bruh the egyptians owned the slaves
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Exactly, I meant oy gevalt
my yiddish is rusty apparently
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Soon brother
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He might want to consider letting them go remember what happened last time the Egyptians had slaves?
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Wait a sec he better not be who I think he is.
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What if he is? Also who do you think he is do you know everyone in Egypt?
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Not many Egyptian janitors with coding knowledge out there...
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I had a dream about dramacoin stock markets last night, similar to this.
That I had a dream about rdrama is a discussion for another time, but I think this could be good for dramacoin.
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tbh I had a dream that I met some people on here just last night. The person had a shirt saying "I am
@carpathianflorist". The person was a fat androgynous teenager. Make of that what you will
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I hope "whats up g*mers" echoes deep in your nightmares.
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If you are dreaming about this website you desperately need to log off
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If we go by comment count, you use the site more than I do.
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Correct
Im still not dreaming about this website
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yet
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outside. now.
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Buy "shooting" and "guns," guaranteed to spike every couple weeks.
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"trump" is a guaranteed performer. Get in on it before the election!
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!slots10000
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!slots500
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!slots10
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!slots10
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!slots10
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Sad..
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Finally a fricking feature request someone thought through.
Which means it won't be implemented.
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!slots100
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That sounds like a substantial amount of work
Trans lives matter
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Yeah thats the only downside
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