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Coomer shows up to /r/christianity gets destroyed by Jesuscels

https://old.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/ry9107/masturbation_isnt_a_sin?sort=controversial

:coomer: :#marseyshooting:

:#marseyjesus: :#marseyimmaculate:

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Just do it and then ask for forgiveness 😎

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cringe and catholic-pilled. ask me how i know that christ hasn't redeemed your soul

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I’m a Calvinist so once saved always saved 😎

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Keep yourself safe prot

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Childhood trauma from Papists can make people do crazy things

:marseypedo: :marseypope:

Let me know when your egg cracks :marseyeggirl:

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Jamie pull up transgender rates per population in protestant versus Catholic majority countries :chadjesus:

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That's just a better argument for Protestantism tho??

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Brazil and the Philipines

:trans: :marseypope: :trans:

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Burgers and western euros surpassed them long ago

:#marseyluther: :#marseyshooting:

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Calvinist automatically go to heck.

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Its predestined.

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you could be an :marseyimposter: imposter :marseyimposter:

1 John 2:19

They went out from us, but they did not really belong to us. For if they had belonged to us, they would have remained with us; but their going showed that none of them belonged to us.

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John Calvin said that the elect shall be known by their works. Yet, look at the destruction and desolation you've wrought upon Arr Drama! Still certain that you're saved, Frozen?

:marseydoubt: :platydevil:

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Nice try w*man :marseyno:

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Please consult Hebrews 10:26

https://biblia.com/bible/esv/hebrews/10/26

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God may forgive you but can you ever really forgive yourself?

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Based and Historypilled, as you've accurately described why the Protestant Reformation, while utterly logical, resulted in more religious violence and unhappiness that Catholic Grooofter Nonsense

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:marseyglow:

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I don't do it for the lust, I do it for the prostate benefits.

:#marseycope: :#marseycoomer: :#sciencejak:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/ql5dxl/father_of_lies_cum_in_disguise/?sort=controversial

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Didn't you know that before the advent of internet pornography all men died of prostate cancer? You should learn to science, chud.

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jesuscels

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jesuschads

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Christianity says premarital relations (s*x, kissing, handholding) is a sin. They are celibate = jesuscels

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Just join a monastery and pretend you're a volcel instead of an incel

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You mean blast bussy wednesday through monday, and get your bussy blasted tuesday.

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You mean volcel aka chad

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what is the origin of your signature quote?

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https://twitter.com/jwesterholt/status/1466079470754971652?t=geD-7GRdj-fM9JAVU8gQdA&s=19

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incredible

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I legit thought i had a split personality because it read exactly like something id post on rdrama after a few hits of cocaine

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Gay s*x isn't real s*x though so you're allowed to do that

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jesuscels

:#marseytwerking: :marseysus:

:marseyvibing: The Democratic Party will collapse by 2030. :marseyvibing:
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Trenbolene confirmed Kosher

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I don't do it for the lust, I do it for the prostate benefits.

Only on reddit do you find such coomer cope

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17092367509484937.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711210096745272.webp

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what if i jerk off but i don't enjoy it?

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Snapshots:

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Gambling is a sin too snappy.

🤖:marseyshooting:

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I'll do it for you snappy

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:#marseypoor:

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Don’t shit up my thread with sin. That’s why you lost. The Lord sees all.

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I'll go do my hail marys

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God Christians are so fricking weird.

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You can't argue with coomers it's impossible. Christchads stay winning

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Taking instant pleasure is part of sloth and lust so it is tangentially a sin

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good heavens look at the time

it's rdrama christian denomination larper powerhour

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I don't do it for the lust, I do it for the prostate benefits.

:marseysmug2:

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Never forget:

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I don't do it for the lust, I do it for the prostate benefits.

lol based af

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