I don’t have social media besides this and Reddit. I’m unvaccinated and I work out maskless at the gym. I’m a NEETmaxxing medically retired veteran living the average redditor’s dream and I do believe vaccines are effective but I figured I’d be fine if I did get it because I’m not fat, old, or immunocompromised. Well I finally got it. I caught the coof. I have a fever of 101-102, body aches, and a very sore throat. It’s like a mild flu so far and a good excuse to maybe get some opiates from my doctor. I might die though, you never know. If I do, do not let me die in vain. Please use a title like “long time moderator of alt right hate subreddit r/CringeAnarchy, hate-adjacent murder-porn subreddit r/watchpeopledie, and creator of notorious bullying and fat shaming sub r/Cringetopia has died of covid after refusing to get vaccinated to own the libs”. Please ping Bardfinn so he can cancel any ongoing FBI investigations.
I have instructed my foid to tell the other Cringetopia moderators if I die. It will be known. Thankfully I won’t because I’m not a fat weakling but just in case I do.
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opiates for flu?
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Yeah like cough syrup with codeine. A man can dream.
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purple drank it up if you do get it
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Some states give that out over the counter, but you have to ask the pharmacist
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If doctors wont give scrip for the good shit, why even bother with them? Dont patronize stingy killjoys.
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@BARD_BOT bardy mentioned in post!
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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 3 hours, 13 minutes
Record is 0 days, 14 hours
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Wait, wasn't the record 13h before? Did we break it at one point?
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14 h 9 min yesterday and 14 h 5 min today
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Slackers
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Not too bad.
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Do you mind if I post you on r/justiceserved as well? I want to maxx out the dramacoin.
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Please. r/leopardsatemyface too.
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As a medical doctor the only treatment I can suggest you to cure COVID is euthanasia.
This is the harsh reality: you're unvaxxed, you've been exposed to high virulent quantity of the virus because you weren't wearing your face mask and you took many other reckless risks.
According to my statistical model since 2020 you've cause at least 5'000 hospitalizations and 300 deaths of COVID. Let's that sink in.
Maybe you should consider that you're more of a weight to society than anything else
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I’m thinking about going out on the town and just standing next to some fat people.
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I've reported you to the FBI for bioterrorism
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organize a reddit moderator meetup
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I would rather just die alone.
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Which body parts did you lose?
Did you get them back?
Can you work weekends clearing out illegal squatters in Great Lakes region?
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Medically-retired veteran? You're living the dream (aside from the whole janny thing).
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nah hes one of the few good jannies
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What next some insurrectionists also love their country
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no he's still breathing
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best of luck kxng, plebbit would be significantly worse without your influence
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Aw shucks. Thank you.
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YOU NEED TOO MAKE SOME ANTI-VAXX MEME POSTS STAT, OTHERWISE NO ONE WILL UPVOTE THE POST.
Trans lives matter
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OK, so why can't we do all that before you actually die?
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Are you seriously suggesting that this is a perfect opportunity to fake my own death? Wow just wow. I would never.
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You could also get resurrected three days later and go around praising the Good Lord for that.
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Bro sleep apnea is a sign that you’re fat, therefore you’re probably gonna die of coof
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Call your monoclonal antibodies hotline and tell them that you're Native American, you'll be better within a day.
this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
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Every day is april fool's day only you are the fool.
Snapshots:
r/CringeAnarchy, hate-adjacent murder-porn subreddit r/watchpeopledie, and creator of notorious bullying and fat shaming sub r/Cringetopia:
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I didn't want to wait. If you could stop posting that would be great.
Edit: I've been jannied. I wish someone loved me one tenth as much as they hate you. Heck...I wish anyone loved anyone one tenth as much as they hate you.
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Lmao
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Should have a dead man's switch with your own dox like a true Chad
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No, we'll say you're a long time moderator of the altright white nationalist community r/subredditdrama
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Do burgers really get opiates for a mild flu? Really is the land of the free
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No, any real doctors don't give opiates out for cold. There are unscrupulous ones, who usually get caught and put in jail, but no doctors use opiates as cold medicines.
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I just got some illegally. I’m not high from it but I feel much better. There’s a huge difference between a little bit of codeine and hydro or oxy. What exactly do you think codeine cough syrup is prescribed for?
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It’s possible. I’ve gotten hydrocodone syrup before for bronchitis but they don’t prescribe them like they used to.
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fellow unjuiced who might also have coof checking in
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Good luck!
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While this may be the revengeful spirit of all the brown babies you killed for Amerikkkan imperialism trying to drag you down to heck, I still wish you a swift and successful recovery. Be safe bb.
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That's a lot of words to tell us you're afraid of needles.
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I’m a former intravenous opiate/heroin addict lmao
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Oof, that sucks. Good luck man! I really wish you had vaxxed, but you don't deserve to die because you didn't follow my advice. Keeping my fingers crossed for you!
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I wish I had too. I have a feeling this won’t be too bad but honestly I should have vaxxed and I may yet after I’ve recovered. I signed up and they’ve been texting me about it but I just never went. I’m mostly feigning the hubris. I know my apathy is often a bad thing.
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Get better soon, please give us updates so we know you didn't die!
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Lol imagine getting this far, getting the superior natural immunity, and then getting the experimental clot shot anyway
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I mean I probably won’t tbh.
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You dodged a bullet. The narrative has been falling apart since the end of PCR testing.
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I just got off the phone with the triage nurse and they want me to go to the ER because it sounds like I have pneumonia. My blood oxygen level is 93% and my pulse is 110. Fever of 102. I might head over there tonight ugh
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Once they realize you aren’t vaxed, not fat, and you go to the gym, they’ll vent you and pop your lungs out of spite alone.
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Yeah I’m gonna avoid going if possible. I think I’ll be fine.
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Don’t tell them if your vaccinated, if you have to lie and say you are. Otherwise they will try and wait till you’re really bad so they can get you on remdesivir then a ventilator, which is essentially a death sentence. But it’s how they make the most federal dollars. Like 85% chance of death once they get you there. Not saying any of this jokingly bro
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I’m not going in unless I absolutely have to.
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Best plan imo. That hospital will be very incentivized to get you on a ventilator. And since you are mayo you likely can’t get monoclonal antibodies Unironically. Also ur in a lib state and they need more Covid deaths bad atm to keep the narrative alive.
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Stay strong, Patriot! The flu sucks!
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Rolling for you're survival
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Im never saying trans lives matter unironically
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ur r-slurred lmao
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MrP a fellow pure blood, noice. You may believe msm propaganda but that experimental shit is trash and you dodged a major bullet. Covid is def a meme, hope you feel better soon bro
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how do you know it's not that? because of a (((test)))?
nibba you are gonna be fine
see?
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Wow! That's a very impressive resume. Do tell what's the going salary for someone with you're credentials?
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Thanks for the reminder that trans lives matter!
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