I don’t have social media besides this and Reddit. I’m unvaccinated and I work out maskless at the gym. I’m a NEETmaxxing medically retired veteran living the average redditor’s dream and I do believe vaccines are effective but I figured I’d be fine if I did get it because I’m not fat, old, or immunocompromised. Well I finally got it. I caught the coof. I have a fever of 101-102, body aches, and a very sore throat. It’s like a mild flu so far and a good excuse to maybe get some opiates from my doctor. I might die though, you never know. If I do, do not let me die in vain. Please use a title like “long time moderator of alt right hate subreddit r/CringeAnarchy, hate-adjacent murder-porn subreddit r/watchpeopledie, and creator of notorious bullying and fat shaming sub r/Cringetopia has died of covid after refusing to get vaccinated to own the libs”. Please ping Bardfinn so he can cancel any ongoing FBI investigations.
I have instructed my foid to tell the other Cringetopia moderators if I die. It will be known. Thankfully I won’t because I’m not a fat weakling but just in case I do.
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Bro sleep apnea is a sign that you’re fat, therefore you’re probably gonna die of coof
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