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Please post me on r/HermanCainAward if I die

I don’t have social media besides this and Reddit. I’m unvaccinated and I work out maskless at the gym. I’m a NEETmaxxing medically retired veteran living the average redditor’s dream and I do believe vaccines are effective but I figured I’d be fine if I did get it because I’m not fat, old, or immunocompromised. Well I finally got it. I caught the coof. I have a fever of 101-102, body aches, and a very sore throat. It’s like a mild flu so far and a good excuse to maybe get some opiates from my doctor. I might die though, you never know. If I do, do not let me die in vain. Please use a title like β€œlong time moderator of alt right hate subreddit r/CringeAnarchy, hate-adjacent murder-porn subreddit r/watchpeopledie, and creator of notorious bullying and fat shaming sub r/Cringetopia has died of covid after refusing to get vaccinated to own the libs”. Please ping Bardfinn so he can cancel any ongoing FBI investigations.

I have instructed my foid to tell the other Cringetopia moderators if I die. It will be known. Thankfully I won’t because I’m not a fat weakling but just in case I do.

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As a medical doctor the only treatment I can suggest you to cure COVID is euthanasia. :marseyproctologist:

This is the harsh reality: you're unvaxxed, you've been exposed to high virulent quantity of the virus because you weren't wearing your face mask and you took many other reckless risks. :marseyvirus:

According to my statistical model since 2020 you've cause at least 5'000 hospitalizations and 300 deaths of COVID. Let's that sink in. :marseyreading:

Maybe you should consider that you're more of a weight to society than anything else

:#marseydead:

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I’m thinking about going out on the town and just standing next to some fat people.

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organize a reddit moderator meetup

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I would rather just die alone.

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I've reported you to the FBI for bioterrorism :gigachadglow:

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