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Please post me on r/HermanCainAward if I die

I don’t have social media besides this and Reddit. I’m unvaccinated and I work out maskless at the gym. I’m a NEETmaxxing medically retired veteran living the average redditor’s dream and I do believe vaccines are effective but I figured I’d be fine if I did get it because I’m not fat, old, or immunocompromised. Well I finally got it. I caught the coof. I have a fever of 101-102, body aches, and a very sore throat. It’s like a mild flu so far and a good excuse to maybe get some opiates from my doctor. I might die though, you never know. If I do, do not let me die in vain. Please use a title like “long time moderator of alt right hate subreddit r/CringeAnarchy, hate-adjacent murder-porn subreddit r/watchpeopledie, and creator of notorious bullying and fat shaming sub r/Cringetopia has died of covid after refusing to get vaccinated to own the libs”. Please ping Bardfinn so he can cancel any ongoing FBI investigations.

I have instructed my foid to tell the other Cringetopia moderators if I die. It will be known. Thankfully I won’t because I’m not a fat weakling but just in case I do.

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Do burgers really get opiates for a mild flu? Really is the land of the free

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It’s possible. I’ve gotten hydrocodone syrup before for bronchitis but they don’t prescribe them like they used to.

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No, any real doctors don't give opiates out for cold. There are unscrupulous ones, who usually get caught and put in jail, but no doctors use opiates as cold medicines.

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I just got some illegally. I’m not high from it but I feel much better. There’s a huge difference between a little bit of codeine and hydro or oxy. What exactly do you think codeine cough syrup is prescribed for?

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