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Please post me on r/HermanCainAward if I die

I donโ€™t have social media besides this and Reddit. Iโ€™m unvaccinated and I work out maskless at the gym. Iโ€™m a NEETmaxxing medically retired veteran living the average redditorโ€™s dream and I do believe vaccines are effective but I figured Iโ€™d be fine if I did get it because Iโ€™m not fat, old, or immunocompromised. Well I finally got it. I caught the coof. I have a fever of 101-102, body aches, and a very sore throat. Itโ€™s like a mild flu so far and a good excuse to maybe get some opiates from my doctor. I might die though, you never know. If I do, do not let me die in vain. Please use a title like โ€œlong time moderator of alt right hate subreddit r/CringeAnarchy, hate-adjacent murder-porn subreddit r/watchpeopledie, and creator of notorious bullying and fat shaming sub r/Cringetopia has died of covid after refusing to get vaccinated to own the libsโ€. Please ping Bardfinn so he can cancel any ongoing FBI investigations.

I have instructed my foid to tell the other Cringetopia moderators if I die. It will be known. Thankfully I wonโ€™t because Iโ€™m not a fat weakling but just in case I do.

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