Got a text from my grandma earlier tonight at work, some honkey motherlover rang the doorbell and said he needed to use the phone, his car broke down down the road. Several problems with this story.
I live a quarter mile off the highway and almost a half mile from any neighbors. Its currently 12 degrees outside. Me and my dad checked the roads around us and there is zero evidence of a car breaking down around us, I was home within 30 mins after this happened. And finally my grandma (stupidly) let him use the phone outside on the porch to "call a cab", but there was no outgoing call.
Might be in the news tomorrow boys and girls. Fingers crossed it's not the obituaries. HOOAH 
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Surround you're house with pictures of post-op neogenitals.
@Senpaider-Man guarantee nobody will bother you.
Trans lives matter
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Ive already begun construction of punji pits and log falls but the ground is frozen so its slow going
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Happy Hunting!
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But then you don't get to shoot anybody...
OP's got a golden opportunity on his hands. Sometimes I wish I lived in a shithole.
Check out my dox/stories from the most dangerous industry in America! Guaranteed laughs! I worked hard on this
https://rdrama.net/post/38912/my-best-commercial-fishing-stories-landwhales
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MOOD
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My americanese is a little rusty, is a honkey a basketball-american or a fentanyl-american?
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Mayo monkey butt mf
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该标志是一个微妙的笑话。这家商店被称为“Sneed's Feed & Seed”，其中的饲料和种子都以“-eed”结尾，因此与店主 Sneed 的名字押韵。标志上写着这家商店是“以前的查克”，这意味着以“F”和“S”开头的两个词会以“-uck”结尾，与“查克”押韵。所以，当 Chuck 拥有这家商店时，它会被称为“Chuck's Frick and Suck”。
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This is a good snappy post
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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For maximum drama just stop posting on this account so we can assume you died
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