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[suggestion] Bear spray award

An award for belligerent rightoids that fills their screen up with annoying orange graphics to simulate being blinded by antifa at a portland riot.

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Wouldn't this more topically be applied to no skill wagie leftoids working at Amazon?

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No Skill Wagie Amazon Leftoid Bear Spray Award

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Cringe

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this is like the third post he's made because of me

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Did you point out the fact that if you wanted his opinion you could just go to the google news feed?

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lol got his butt

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Trump made a sound of satisfaction, hand already down his silk boxers. @pizzashill could see the fabric move as Donald touched himself. God help him, it was hot. Donald pulled him by the collar of his button up shirt towards the bedroom, shoving him towards the 538 king bed. @pizzashill was used to the rough treatment by now, and only worked to pull his shirt off over his head. He pulled his belt off, tossing it to the ground. His hands froze on his zipper when Donald said β€œStop. First, you’re gonna listen to what I have planned for my inauguration. I’ve decided that when I’m president, we’re not gonna do any of that worshipping the bussy shit.”

@pizzashill flinched. β€œI knew you weren’t a smart guy. You’re fooling the r/Drama illiterates.” He managed to say, peepee hard. ' Donald sneered. This was just how he liked it. As though he was dominating him on a front-page post on r/EnoughSandersSpam.

β€œI’m very literate, I read all the time. I’d say I’m the most literate guy around.” He said, advancing towards @pizzashill, his belt on the bed.

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Write part 2. :marseyclapping:

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ping me when the next pizza post happens and i'll give you part two sweetie

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No, don't reply like this, please do another wall of unhinged rant please.

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How about a neet award that bans folks from posting during peak US neet hours. Like 11pm to 7am

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What about the Pizzashill2 Award where every new comment is auto-downvoted to -5. Probably easier to code.

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More dc for me.

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Neat idea. Reminds me of the flashlight and fog awards we had during homoween and you couldn’t see shit with those.


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Why not do a call back to the time they were tossing milk shakes on everyone until they all started getting charged with assault with a weapon.

It could look like you are being bukkaked in first person.

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Pizzsashill is anally annihilated I defeated him with facts in logic in another comment thread. So now he's sperging out.

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Respond to my last comment

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how about !slots100

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Can someone posthumously give brian this award? It wont change anything, but maybe from his seat up on high he will notice and smile :marseylove:

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Hi! It's good to see you're woke to the inherent micro-r*pe that is your sexuality, and it's even better that you've chosen to be a non-harming shut-in. I wish more white cis men would do this!

You should consider estrogen supplements to make yourself less predatory. As a white male, you having kids is problematic, yes, but have you considered adopting PoC children and trying to raise them non-binary? Just make it clear to them that any white cis male sexuality you accidentally display despite your estrogen supplementation is shameful, and just make it a habit to say "I’m so sorry. I am so very sorry." after every offence. You should also consider exploring cuckolding (with a marginalized minority man/woman/otherkin of course) if you still find your sexuality to be uncontrollable.

Good luck and welcome to the right side of history!

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