If all you plan to do with your life is make money and you'd rather be doing that than improving your mind you aren't fit to untie the sandal strap of a nonbinary QUEEN whose ambitions led them to become the TOP MODERATOR of the growing antiwork movement, you only wish you were half as talented and driven as them. Even with the oppression of being neurodivergent in an ableist society they strive to educate you peons on a truer and more beautiful way to live but like pearls before swine you continue to root around in your own shit. I'm ashamed of all of you and ashamed to be on this web site.
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I bet she's gonna get fired from her Janny position, we really need to invite her here and make her a head mod.
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Why are you getting upvotes when I'm not and it was my idea?
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Because people like me!
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It's true
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Aw, thank you!
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You should try adopting a more wholesome persona and positive outlook on life. Also use more exclamation marks and have a cute profile picture. Hope this helps!
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I'm a heckin nice guy I don't know why I keep having to remind people of this. Look at the cute Marsey draculas in my flair.
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Perhaps if you did more land acknowledgements
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No so Canuckphobia!
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Can*dian
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We only hire useful tards here.
I walk my own dog.
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But do you critically think through your own philosophy?!
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But do you also clean up after it? And she says she can handle up to 20 dogs what if you one day find yourself owning 20 dogs what are you gonna do?
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I thought U were a carp alt?
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She has enough experience to earn at least 3x the average janny here
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I promise to tip him 25% if he accepts
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I wonder if paid jannies will do what they did to KiA and remove him and make the sub stay up.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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It's a big sub I wouldn't be surprised if they did.
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Oh HECK yes
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I just want to teach critical thinking, here’s my resume:
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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You forgot to mention that he almost had perfect attendance in school, you butthole. It's right there in the resume.
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Please tell me that’s not actually written on his site somewhere.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Wow and she can lift 80 pounds!
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Holy frick….
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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I know literal r-slurs with better resumes.
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It doesn't look like a very nice nieghbourhood
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That could have been the detail that swung it though. Sometimes interview selection comes down to fine margins.
If I've got two guys both equally experienced in picking up dog poo, I'm gunna pick the one with the best school attendance record. It's all about highlighting your achievements concisely.
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If I'm hiring an r-slured Psych major to walk dogs, then I know the one who put "i didnt miss school that much" on their resume is the more r-slurred one, thus less likely to ask for a raise or graduate from walking dogs.
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To be fair when I was in boy scouts they made such a hullabaloo about how important being an eagle would be in the future. Of course people are going to fall for it and include it
"youll get automatic promotions in the military"
"bosses who were scouts will see it and know you're the real deal" etc
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Look at the mook who thinks critical thinking is the exclusive domain of capitalist pigs who suck the blood of the working class when in reality it's dogwalkers who are the MOST critical thinkers, since dogwalking affords them time to engage in the pure pleasure of expanding their own minds.
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dogwalkers have to pick up the dog shit too right
do you think they have to provide their own bags
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Probably, which is just one more reason we need the r/antiwork movement! Employer-provided bags or the dogwalkers strike!
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Come on don't be unfair there was more than that.
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critically, i think this is a bad CV at 30 years old
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To be fair he probably has a lot of time too ponder while he's walking the dogs.
trans lives matter
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All hail Queen Doreen
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Well, the dude's generated more drama than me, I'll give him that much.
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"dude"??? "HIM"???????
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The thing I hate about these people the most is they 100 percent want as much money as guys going out there doing skilled trade labour for sitting at home doing nothing. Same with the fricking average redditors thinking that a starbucks worker should make as much as manual labour.
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If people paid as much for working on your own mind as they paid for "labor" we could be traveling to other galaxies by now, but short-sighted goons like you hold us back at every turn.
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Yep. They hate them because they ain't them.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Dog walking kind of sounds high stress to me. Just walking one dog is bad enough.
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Exactly, imagine the cognitive load and sheer physical stress of having to command multiple wild animals for a mile or even two miles, not to mention being responsible for cleaning up after them (literally paid for custodial services to the community), all while developing her personal philosophy and honing her critical thinking skills. Anyone who looks down on this titan is obviously standing upside-down.
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At least you'd be in decent shape
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Walking the cat gets me all the exercise I need...
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Them dogs ain't gonna walk themselves.
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They would if you let them and didn’t LITERALLY leash them.
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What if that's your fetish?
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Fetishes are a disgusting indulgence of sin and a departure from the path laid out by the one true savior Jesus Christ!
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I aspire to make a lot of dramacoin
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Nice sentiments, but I look at Dorren and I look at her messy basement and lack of things like family, and I still choose my life.
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Only a peon would choose "family" over the pure bliss of intellectual exploration while communing with nature's most noble creature, the dog.
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It's possible to have it all with just a little hard work. Those dogs wag their tails when he takes them back to their owners. Be the dog owner. Not the
jannie no-job no-dog loser.
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Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
I beg of thee, pray take not my lord
Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
I fear, from thee, ‘twould take naught but a word
Thy beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Thy smile is like a breath of Spring
Thy voice is soft like Summer rain
And I cannot compete with thee
Doreen
Now this is going to be stuck in your head too.
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Doreen is not an hero yet, but with enough support, I’m sure he will get there.
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Bet, king
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