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This is why I'm gay OR foid dumps her boyfriend of six months for buying her cookies

https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/seg6ai/i_dumped_the_guy_i_was_vetting_over_the_birthday?sort=controversial

Man's thinking: "I know she said don't get her a gift, but maybe I'll just buy her something simple."

Foid brain:

Ah the old "women's boundaries are porous if you push hard enough and she likes you well enough" plus "women's preferences are temporary and whimsical" leads to "wow I didn't think you were serious" equals "the burden is on you to make it crystal clear what your boundaries and preferences are, but at the exact right volume and the exact right tone, or things like this happen and you make me feel bad".

The whole thread is foids being mad about gifts.


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Sounds like the vetting worked! Happy Birthday, you said yes to you and bye to a thoughtless and emotionally stunted man baby!

For a โ€œstrategyโ€ sub you think theyโ€™d have a lot more dating successes.

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We don't want cucked men!

But also

No I won't tell you what I want. Learn everything about me and read my fricking mind if you're not sure you little cuck b-word.

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the golden r-slur

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So rare, so beautiful!

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Lmao you thought

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No I won't tell you what I want. Learn everything about me and read my fricking mind if you're not sure you little cuck b-word.

Tbf it does sound like what she eats is 95% of her personality. Scrote shoulda known, b

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Oh she knows that and that's why she's so mad even if its only subconscious

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She also sounds like she buys goop and doesn't know the first thing about nutrition on a basic level. :marseykween:

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Why do 99% of white women throw away their money on food woo?

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It would have been funny if he put a note at the bottom of the cookies saying that he knew she didn't take her diet seriously. Would have been a win-win get rid of her situation either way :marseynails: :marseynails: :marseynails:

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No I won't tell you what I want. Learn everything about me and read my fricking mind if you're not sure you little cuck b-word.

Itโ€™s possible, but it requires such a high emotional intuition and intelligence to decipher the meaning and way women feel based on the context and affect of their words (as well as a huge patience and attention span), that theyโ€™ve narrowed it down to 1/1000-1/10,000 men depending on the accuracy of their psychological analysis abilities.

This leaves only social manipulators and door mats, which usually only satisfy in the short term.

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Meanwhile in Homoland, "Hey babe what do you want to eat tonight? Oh, the regular place? Perfect."


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Peepee?

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Again? Okay one more time before dinner

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Homesick for a place that might have never existed.

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I'm homophobic, but only because I'm seething with jealousy.

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My old gay friend gave me home baked goods for Christmas and it made me reall happy.

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Did you try the glazing?

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:#marseytroublemaker:

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My twinks are all vegetarian deal breaker

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Yeah but why would you go through all that effort for someone like this, who is almost certainly worthless as a person. Unironicly the biggest bussy pill I've seen

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:marseysoypoint:

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It has been foretold.

:#marseyking:

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Oh god time to prove my tardiness.

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Nice!

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Gotta ride this golden Marsey.

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GOD FRICKING DARNIT!!!

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Clock's ticking

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When a kween finds fds her biological clock starts ticking backwards

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The majority of the FDS foids are already post wall, most threads I see there is seethe about men dumping them for 20 year olds.


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Better yet, avoid white women

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:#marseyextinction:

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A campaign I can get behind!

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Dont you dare get behind white women.

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Mr Begone Caucasians

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Yeah I've never experienced this shit with a latinx or ESL chick.

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They've got their own kind of drama but at least it actually makes logical sense.

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Better still, avoid women.


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I'm sure he got used to asking for everything because he tried to be spontaneous one time and she shit on him for it.


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What kind of psycho doesn't want a birthday present?!

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I've been apologizing for foids a lot lately.

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Yeah now you know how I feel about the libtards


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:marseythinkorino:

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(trans lives matter just like birthing person lives)

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She wants a birthday present but wants him to come up with it on his own.

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I feel like that's a subtext some people missed out on. She said she didn't want anything, so he got her whatever he could think of. Then she complained that he could've bought her anything else, so why cookies? When she could've just told him what she wanted. But no, women have to make everything too difficult.

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if you have to ask, I donโ€™t want it.

dude foids LMAO

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She is staying at a hotel, for all we know he got her something for when she got home.

Her dramatic reaction to this is absolutely hilarious

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This is the case but my girlfriend told me "I have stuff I want but if you pick off a list it's boring and I'd be happier with a bad gift you picked out yourself" which would be the adult way to handle it

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Surprise gifts are a zombiefied tradition from the time when the only two options for gifts were "horse" and "a bag of potatoes". It just doesn't work with the modern economy.

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I kinda get it, it's romantic to pick yourself but then imagine turning around and reeeeeeing because it's a "bad" gift (and not actually bad like a vacuum or crotchless panties)

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I do not eat seed oils, artificial colors, artificial flavors, processed sugars,

Yeah this one is on him he should have just gone with the stupid decorative fruit basket. Though how high maintenance she is acting if this story is true I hope he purposefully bought the gift he knew would piss her off :marseygigachad:

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Sheโ€™s probably 300 pounds, thereโ€™s no way she cares about what she shovels into her mouth and he knows it. It was probably a perfect gift and she ate all the cookies. Now sheโ€™s mad that she ate the entire basket in one sitting.

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Only fatties care about chemicals

If you believe that trans lives matter like @MarkRippetoe do then you should support putting chemicals into you're body for the fun of it

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lmao me on the left

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He literally has the chad haircut :chad:

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This is a good piece of bipartisan seethe bait, assuming the thing that bodybuilders are more right-wing is true.

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Great, next year you can guarantee to expect nothing.

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You wouldโ€™ve been correct to block and delete the moment he asked โ€œIFโ€ you wanted a gift. No one would dare ask that of someone they care for even a little bit. What a testicular b-word.

lmao gotta one-up eachother with the DTMFA advice I guess.

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This is like those guys who want health-conscious women and then complain that they don't pound burgers and beers with the guys.

we just don't want any fats lol :marseychonker2: if my buds and i can keep physique whilst doing this everyday you have no excuse tbqh

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I'm on 1100 calories a day :paranoid:

It's fine every once in a while but I would definitely get fat eating like that daily :marseysick:

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fast metabolism chads stay wining

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True ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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God, it's so great, isn't it?


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1100? Are you a refugee in the Ethiopian civil war?

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It's called not being a lardo

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Thatโ€™s how you end up marrying a foid that balloons up in to a braphog

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GOD DARN do foids ever stop fricking whining about anything and everything?

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It seems like breaking up with men in spectacular fashion makes them feel better than being in a caring and loving relationship would.

Do FDS success stories even exist? Do any of these women ever find a HVM and get married?

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Do FDS success stories even exist? Do any of these women ever find a HVM and get married?

Frick no

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There's no strategy in FDS. It's just a circlecope.

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Before I realized the power of bussy, a f*id I was dating told me her "love language is gifts."

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that's crazy, my love language is getting blown

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:marseytrad: :marseymini:

As a wise man once said: better well hanged than ill wed

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That's it.

Reading that thread convinced me FDS is run by fricking rdrama mods as extremely elaborate bait for dramatards.

I literally refuse to believe anything else. Everything about this thread is unbelievably r-slurred.

If you don't believe this is a giant bait sub then you are r-slurred. It has to be bait. It's too fricking stupid to be real people.

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At this point I really believe men do this maliciously to put us into an awkward position where we either have to answer "yes I do want something" or we have to say "no", and then they have an excuse to get us nothing and call us insane for being disappointed.

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And they say neurodivergent women are rare.

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Just get some flowers, all foids like them except for the ones who make houseplants and succulents their personality

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You're not gay bc vaginas are kinda disgusting and all women are objectively fat?

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Reads like a fanfiction some MGTOW would write for why hes not actually an incel

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Already posted and you didn't even add the part where she's a s*x worker!

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It's okay though I still got a bunch of dramacoin and that's what counts


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Have you no dignity? Slut!

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I honestly think ugly women have it harder in the dating pool because they think they can get away with shit like this and then end up lonely.

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Men love complaining about crazy women but the implication is that the broad is so attractive he's willing to put up with all that shit for her.

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She needs to eat a fricking Snickers or something. Her diet of lentils and unactivated almonds is really making her irritable


One person latching on how he asked if she wanted a present was enough reason to dump him. Beyond unreliable narrator, what if he asked 3 months into the relationship? Her birthday was 6 months in and getting a gift could be "moving too fast" fit some


how men are so bad at giving gifts

Because they genuinely don't care

No it's because you have no fricking tangible hobbies and are so goddarn picky about anything decorative like vases or jewelry. Add in the risk of being offended over practical gifts.

Buy a guy a nice carwash kit, he likes it.

Buy a foid the same kit and you're calling her lazy, her car filthy, and expecting her to do work to use this gift.

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The guy I have been seeing for about six months asked if I wanted anything for my birthday, just a few days ago, to which I said โ€œno,โ€ because if you have to ask, I donโ€™t want it.

He dodged a bullet there, an absolute BPD unit.

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No wonder that sub is filled with single moms.

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What a catch

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Woman, woman, bag of snakes

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Thatโ€™s outrageous of him. His gift, according to him, was ON PURPOSE in VIOLATION of your boundaries of what you put into your body. Next year, if you stayed, you could expect non consensual s*x. You did not over reactโ€” RUN ๐Ÿšฉ

Step one, gift her cookies.

Step two, r*pe her

Im sure many of these women are in happy long-term relationships :marseysmug:

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literally how do you even get more trivial than that?

@dart200 this you?

https://rdrama.com/comment/1254595?context=9#context

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anyone that knows me knows that my health and anything that I put into my body is quite literally, top priority.

i guarantee everyone in her life tunes the frick out as soon as she brings up her diet (often)

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