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jacksonpollocks they/them paint by numbers  2yr ago (text post) 240 thread views #39816

Unironically ban anyone who replies to themselves

and suddenly we'll be free of this gambling spam.

Hey r-slurs: IT'S NOT REAL MONEY

I touch grass every day so award whatever. You people are pooping up this site terribly.

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I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the buttholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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I ... I love you too snappy

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@chiobu Snappy sympathetic with gamblehaters due to the sheer amount of debt snappy took on because of it

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You heard him guys, just gamble with a new comment thread each time instead of keeping it in an easily collapseable stack.

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lol

!blackjack175

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OP gets more dopamine hits from message notifs, its win win. :marseyshrug:

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!blackjack200

Never understand people here complaining about "pooping up the site" as if it's some professional study in which we're compiling analyses into the behaviour of r-slurs. I mean, it is that, but it's also shitposting.

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what about zozbot tho

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:spit:

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If you reply to yourself more than 3 times add repercussions. Double Zoz's are 1 in a million, so a small DC fine is fine.

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We're just gonna reply to other gamblers tho

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bring back the penny slots

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The treasure chests are going to be worse for the site than the slots, at least slots is ignorable.

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!slots100

This is for downvoting me the other day

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!slots100

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!slots100

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!slots500

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!slots200

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!slots100

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Worth every coin.

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I did the same thing from 6k, didnt win a darned thing back. shits rigged yo.

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And now we got these friggen treasure box things? Dont you people know i have an addictive personality! C'mon!

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Just make replying to yourself cost dramacoin. Make replying to a reply cost even more and so on. Also have a fine for replying to the same comment/post more than once. We can target this externality with capital controls.

@Aevann

edit: wait what if we make saying BIPOC cost dramacoin? we might have solved the internet forums

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Will suck peepee for dramacoin - PM me, meet me at Flying J truckstop of I-94 in Billings - this fricking loser OP doesn't understand what's important. Need more dramacoin, need to !blackjack74

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!slotsPEEPEE3"

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:marseysneed:

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!slots300

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!slots500

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!slots1000

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!slots1000

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:marseytwerking:

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All the fake gambling has confirmed my theory of an increased incidence of executive dysfunction in chronic dramanauts.

:#marseygigaretard:

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Video game poker and black jack are popular. Me and my friends used to play with toothpicks...what's your point?

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AGGGHHH, IM GONNA GOOOOOMBLE! IM GOOOOOMBLING!!!!

:#marseycoomer:

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Modern slot machines have buttons. So the big arm from pulling the slots lever doesn't make any sense r-slur. Also, gambling is fun...wtf do you do with friends? play Vidya, blow each other, discuss philosophy and politics?

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Keep yourself safe

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