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is that a heckin' NV reference?

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I've been trying to get a rehab award made that stops someone from gambling for 24 hours.


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It should be a cheap award too. Thatโ€™s the only way we can rehab the sheer number of goomblers these days.

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@Aevann

This is a hilarious idea. I donโ€™t know much code but I can attempt to make an icon for it if I knew the dimensions.


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I canโ€™t remember who suggested it but a โ€œclean your roomโ€ / โ€œJordan Petersonโ€ award would be pretty funny too.

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Sounds like a touch grass award but with even more doxing potential because of all the personal shit in our bedrooms.


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โ€œUm sweaty? Not only are you gonna have to clean your room because the internet people are making you, youโ€™re gonna have to take down the confederate flag/ transbipoc pride flag on your wall or someone might recognize it.โ€

Youโ€™re just selling me on the idea even more lol.

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Lolcows canโ€™t lolcow if you push them to rope ยฏ\(ใƒ„)/ยฏ


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Google "clean bedroom" and get ten trillion result

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I got a grass badge w/o it linking to my grass verification pic. :marseycool: If you get doxxed from your grass pic you deserve it.

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only because i fricked it up

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Isn't that basically the same as the grass award, though?

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Yes but it forces dramatards to do something theyโ€™ll hate much more than touching grass and itโ€™s actually productive.

Imagine forcing someone to minimally improve their life, against their will, through the internet.

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24 hours

That's not gonna stop Hotep, that will just give him more time to accumulate a new starting bet. :marseylaugh:

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So basically like irl rehab


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Whereโ€™s the drama in that? And now that we have random loot boxes weโ€™re all essentially gambling with every comment if we like it or not. I lost 50 coins to a mimic just a minute ago.


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The drama of serial-awarding someone who legit canโ€™t stop goombling may give us something to come near the content we got from 911roofer


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Whereโ€™s the drama in that?

It will make gambling addict angry and that's funny


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I got +250 coins from a chest couple min ago. I can finally goomble again after hitting 0 :marseygambling: :marseypoor:

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That's actually a really good idea. It should last a week though

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack100

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I can stop whenever I want, I don't need an award

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Yes.

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!blackjack213

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I just don't understand how these people are losing money. I easily made like $80k gambling, it's basically free coins. I guess they are just too stupid to learn blackjack.

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!blackjack100

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But then how will I get my dopamine rush?

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!blackjack200

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The truth is.. The game was rigged from the start..

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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โฃ€โฃดโฃฟโกŸโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ ปโฃทโฃ„โฃ€โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโกนโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃซโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโ ปโขฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ

โฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟ

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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃญโฃ™โ ›โก›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โฃ‹โฃญโฃพโฃฟโฃฟ

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:#marseydealwithit:

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All goombling losses should go directly to @Snappy

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As a 27th highest in terms of DC on Hand, I concur.

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Why in the world did you attack President Platy? :marseyraging:

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also there are some interesting gifs in here

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:#marseycontemplatesuicide:

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!slots734

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:#marseybowl:

That short rush of dopamine though

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Play blackjack, its better odds

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Hahaha yeah right in the feels man.

I wonder if all us victims of gambling can form a support group to help each other out one day. I was saving up for a touch grass award and was almost there but greed got the better of me and I lost everything.

Walking the streets of rdrama like a gypsy beggar now with my cup out moaning "Spare any dramacoins mate? Give a beggar an upmarsey?"

Just goes to show how quickly life can fall apart.

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LOVE Marsey! :marseyhearts:

You just don't see this kind of honesty in the world anymore. :marseydisagree:

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Man I'm so glad I stumbled across this place for my popcorn instead of that place. What the frick goes on in there is beyond my understanding

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@Aevann can you add a functionality to gamble all like !slotsall or !blackjackall to get around the coin limit? i need to gamble my money back

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!blackjack106

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You deserve everything I own Marsey.

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Don't tell me how to live marsey

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack100

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!slots500

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Thats was all i had and im done now

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