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Isn’t this a cartoon game where like Chuck E Cheese animatronics try to murder you?

https://i.ibb.co/yXm0m9M/2c16c6808ca6.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

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yes

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All videogames are basically blithering nonsense at this point.

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Wouldn't it be awful if Kamala became president, put all the pot heads in labor camps, and then accidentally tripped, fell out of all her clothes, and landed in my bubble bath? Haha that sure would be a problem

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Imagine this: you're a struggling conservative Christian game developer. People judge you for your beliefs, and call your work awkward and creepy. Project after project fails. You're bleeding money. Maybe it's time to quit. Is this really all there is?

But then, something happens. You lean into the creepiness and make a wildly successful horror game. You put out a few sequels, and people eat them up. Just like that, you're rich beyond your wildest dreams! Still, you worry that it's all too good to be true. That something's gonna come back to bite you.

And it does happen. Your political donation history gets out. But something else has happened too. You built up good will, and so much money, that you realize it doesn't matter what anyone thinks! No one can hurt you. You're set for life and happily married. It doesn't matter that you're a right-wing Christian who donates to Trump. You post about how Trump was the best candidate instead of apologizing, and passive aggressively tell people they can take it how they want. It all blows over! Not only that, more conservative Christians in media are inspired to stand up for their beliefs, while people on Twitter rage impotently. You're so blessed and happy that you can't really hate them, or even laugh at them. You just hope they come to know Jesus one day.

You spend the rest of your life in comfort with your beautiful wife and kids, occasionally churning out a subpar game when you need a bigger house or something. Many years later, you die happy in your bed at home, surrounded by a dozen loved ones.

Then you go to heck because you turned millions of kids into furries.

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I've known more coherent downies.

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thanks baby

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Yikes ableism in current year πŸ’…πŸΏπŸ˜¬

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I'm a republican. I'm a Christian. I'm pro-life. I believe in God. I also believe in equality, and in science, and in common sense.

If I get cancelled, then I get cancelled..... If people think I'm doing more harm than good now, then maybe it's better that I get cancelled and retire. I would accept that.

What a dumb cute twink lmao.

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I didn't know ffna can go this far

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I know most of these kids weren't even born when FNAF started, but how can you be a fan and not already know that Cawthon is a massive christcuck?

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I would have said that FNaFcels are now on suicide watch, but considering the amount of πŸš†s that follow this game, they probably already were on suicide watch.

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Don't care what you guys say, chad response, pooping on all the terminally online 14 year olds who think republicans want to burn them alive for being gay or whatever.

The only evangelical conservative furry american I respect

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Are birdapp-cels actually surprised an evangelical christian is republican

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I'm genuinely surprised it took this long for Twitards to connect the dots and out him as a Republican, given his history of Christian games and animations. I think the funniest thing to come from all this is the comparisons to Notch.

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