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KissingerFanBoyNoCarp mar/sey Verified Indian, Former and Restored Honourary Jew  2yr ago (text post) 111 thread views #41193

Guys did you know a kneejerk response is an actual thing outside of movies?

It's my turn to make a boring metapost. Anyways, as a kid the doctor once did the knee hammer thing on me and I just sat there not responding. It seemed to upset him and I thought he thought I wasn't doing it on purpose because I was known for being difficult as a kid so when he did it again I purposely jerked my leg. I was doing some reading today and turns out your leg is supposed to jerk whether you want it or not and apparently not having the kneejerk reflex is a symptom of nerve damage, so it's time for me to start collecting disability checks I guess.

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Yea Bro those of us without disabilities knew that already

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Oh, yeah same. I just kick out my leg a little so it looks like normal

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Frick you. Dog walkings great. Excellent way to make side cash and get exercise, and being able to immediately make any dog fall in love with you is a skill I use on a monthly basis.

Clearly you've never held true power. When the dogs at the dog park won't leave your side, no matter how many times their owners call them. When the girl you have a crush on's dog breaks free and makes a break for it, and in seconds its sitting at your feet refusing to budge.

"He normally doesn't like men" she says with a giggle. "I've never seen him so friendly. How'd you learn how to do that"
"I'm a professional dog walker" you say
"Ew.", she replies. "Yeah anyway I've gotta go, come on Cooper".
But Cooper won't budge. Cooper won't even look at her. Cooper only looks at you. Cooper is your dog now.
"Come on Cooper we have to go".
"He only loved you because you fed him" you say.
"What have you done to my dog".
"He's not your dog anymore. Maybe he never was".
"Fix him or I'm calling the cops.”
"Since when was getting him fixed a priority white girl"
"What?"
"N.... never mind that's just a reference to a song"

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That's a great story snappy :marseyreading:

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