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Tax evading whore has her account frozen by bank due to suspicious transactions, sneeds over it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SexWorkersOnly/comments/ssalrw/holy_fuck_there_is_a_hold_on_my_work_bank_account?sort=controversial

Memba s*x work is real work sweaty.

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They asked me zero questions and said that us bank reserves the right to close my account at any time.

The dude on the phone literally said my account was under investigation. Like what the actual frick.

Make sure you file taxes if you're depositing!

Dumb b-word thought she could outsmart the IRS and a bank.

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The IRS literally doesn’t care if you do anything illegal, just that you pay your taxes. If s*x work is real work, pay your fricking taxes

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You'd think that commies would be happy to pay tax and redistribute their wealth. :marseyconfused:

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I have socialist friends that are buying houses for the first time and the mental games they have to play out for themselves in front of us to say "of course I'm happy to pay taxes, but..." is pretty funny.

I give them about 10 years or so before they cool down on it.

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Everyone wants wealth to be shared equally until they have some wealth themselves

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No most of them want your wealth to pay for their nintendo and disney+.

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https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en_US_2021_publink1000229594

Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its FMV in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner.

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Illegal activities. Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule C (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

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Bribes also need to be declared as income.

!blackjack100

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Foidbrain moment. She gets paid in cash and the first thing she does is deposit it in a bank.

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Amazon doesn't take cash.

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She could go to a store and buy an Amazon gift card, or even one of those Visa gift cards

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I also may pull the discriminatory card…banks hate discriminatory allegations. Say that they are discriminating based off of the taboo nature of your work (and if you are a person of color or unmarried I’d absolutely bring those into it as well).

This whore’s getting great advice from the absolute best that the r/SexWorkersOnly brain trust has to offer, no way this’ll backfire at all :marseythumbsup:

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I really don't think "whore" is a protected class but honestly who knows these days :marseyshrug:

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I like how it’s mask off regarding who’s actually treated with kid gloves and privileged for their bullshit in society as soon as you frick with their skrilla

β€œSociety is built for snow roach moids, we never had a chance.” :marseypearlclutch2:

β€œYou should totally weaponize your race and gender for being rightfully suspended for illegal activities and tax fraud”

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β€œOops, we said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet!”

To be fair this is just one Redditor giving shitty advice, like a bank’s going to care about any of that bullshit when it comes to the crunch. Sure they’ll put up rainbow flags in their branches and BLM logos on their website, but if you frick with their business you’ll find out real quick how deep their commitment to diversity and inclusion really goes

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BIPOC and Single Mother priviledge :marseyblm:

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Darn, looks like she got fricked hard.

Good thing she’s used to it.

:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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dramacels when hoonkers get their bank accounts frozen

noooo hecking cuck fascist trudeau they're just peaceful protestors

dramacels when women get their bank accounts frozen

lol based foids amirite

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Bad faith argument

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Yes and?

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Lmao based shekelcels patrolling thots

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I also may pull the discriminatory card…banks hate discriminatory allegations. Say that they are discriminating based off of the taboo nature of your work (and if you are a person of color or unmarried I’d absolutely bring those into it as well).

BIPOC and Single Mother priviledge :marseyblm:

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REEEEEE WHY ARE MY COMMENTS NOT DELETING

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:#marseyglow2:

Snapshots:

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Yes Snaps, the IRS has three letter agents.

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I wonder how many people have ended up in a considerably worse position because they took advice from redditors. I'd imagine it's more than a few but you don't see CNN doing exposes on reddit ruining people's lives with misinformation

Lying to the bank and the government is never a good idea. As much as I hate both of them, you just don't frick with 'em. That's life

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Oh no u/dopefiendlover is in trouble. . .

Anywho~

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