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So I contacted a lawyer, and they said I’M PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE?!?
A smattering of slapfights:
This lad calls her an asshat, hoes mad
Poster encourages OP to kidnap them back, sneeding in replies
Chain of fights about whether Sweden will send Swedish kids back to America
Commenter thinks OP is lying about something
Whole thread is slapfights about whether the vax is experimental or good for kids or w/e
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"So, here's the thing, what you need to do is just kidnap 👏 those 👏 kids 👏 right 👏 back 👏"
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How is it kidnapping in the first place, they’re literally his kids lmao
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50% technically, due to genetics and all that stupid twink nerd science. Maybe he can make a deal and she can see them in Sweden on the weekends.
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I love when someone trying to seem smart says "Well, technically" and then says something semantically incorrect. Reminds me of myself when I was 11.
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Frick, it didnt come off as a joke? Maybe i should add more marsey emotes next time
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Yes
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Don't you cute twinks dare turn Marsey into the /s tag you can't be that neurodivergent to take anything here seriously jfc
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It would never catch on, that's a reddit thing
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MOOOOODS
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It did come off as a joke to people with more than 4 firing neurons. The whole visit them on the weekends in Sweden was pretty on the nose.
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How would it be kidnapping back when they’re literally her kids too?
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the trick is to wait until they become adults before doing it so it isnt kidnapping
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At this point it’s fair game right? They have equal right to “kidnap” their kids from eachother until one gets custody rights restricted, and he’s playing.
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Custody rights restricted doesnt matter when its across international borders. Sweden isn't going to extradite swedish children to the US because some local judge said so after they were already in the country
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That’d be nice but we gotta keep in mind America has been their primary country of residence and that’s weighted heavily for The Hague Abduction Convention
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swedes are famously subservient to US interests
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I do that when I’m cheating and don’t want them to know but making an executive decision for your shared child is fricked up given how low risk children are.
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Imagine being so /r/relationship_advice brained that you're in a thread about an acrimonious, cross-border divorce and custody battle and you still think it's worth pointing out red flags.
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Hoes mad x24. No Fauci Ouchi for Chad Swedes.
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lmao sweden never had mask mandates and I never see anyone with a mask on
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Isn’t Pewdiepie a Swede? Darn neonazis taking over this site
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Euro detected, firing downboats
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Swedes
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I remember Sweden being based during the first wave of the pandemic but then parading their head doctor around on a 'so sorry' tour after things took a turn. Did they never make masks mandatory after that?
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nope, entertainment things like bars sports and cinemas had attendance restrictions for 6 months but thats about it.
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we had like among highest deaths in europe in the beginning of the pandemic lol.
never, they've only ever been "recommendations" that haven't been enforced
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That's why it was based, more dead Swedes.
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I never expected to respect a Swede this much but here we are
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TALK TO A LAWYER!
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Most structurally sound reddit advice
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i mean, that's what rich people do right? keep talking to lawyers until you find one competent/scummy enough to pull it off?
what are you a poorcel or something? can't afford the lawyers? sorry bucko, i guess the law applies to you ...
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I dated a defence attorney who defended obviously guilty murders and criminals. There’s always a way to defend someone. The lawyers who say “no” are just the ones who don’t want you as a client. Half their job is being bullshit artists.
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Don't want you as a client because you're poor
Rich people don't get told "No" by lawyers.
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Also the state paid $100k for murder cases. No one wants hysterical single mothers.
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Wrong.
Dramacels do.
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That's their job. To build the best case and get the best deal for their client. Obviously guilty murderers and male feminists are just as entitled to legal representation as anybody.
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Everyone should have a right to a bullshit artist, especially against the state
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Bold idea. They should consider making that a law!
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Honestly though, it's not bad advice. Knowing redditors she probably went to a lawyer who mainly focuses on weed law
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gigavaxxing builds character
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Yeah this foid definitely hiding something and just saying vax to make leddit foam at the mouth. Bet this dude is just trying to keep away from a psycho b-word
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It was probably the bleach enema thing again.
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Possession is 9/10ths of the law
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Snapshots:
My (f33) husband (m34) has dual citizenship. We have kids (3 and 5). I told him after he got back from his trip, they’re getting vaccinated, now he won’t come back with them:
So I contacted a lawyer, and they said I’M PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE?!?:
This lad calls her an asshat, hoes mad:
Poster encourages OP to kidnap them back, sneeding in replies:
Chain of fights about whether Sweden will send Swedish kids back to America:
Commenter thinks OP is lying about something:
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we need a vaccine award that bans you until you show proof of vaccine.
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Reddit should mandate vaccines to make an account
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That woman is a hero.
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That guy telling her to manipulate her husband doesn't realise she's already manipulating every person reading that post. If you read both those posts and don't suspect she's hiding something, not just 'doing the right thing™' getting the heckin vaxxirino, you need to get checked for a brain tumour or severe r-sluration.
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