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BigCarpsyHunter chud/bustr :marseypatriot: God bless this mess :marseyusa::marseyusa::marseyusa:  2yr ago (reddit.com) 376 thread views #47756

Some 14 year old moid wants advice on how to manipulate a non-binary lesbian into dating him. Redditors surprisingly uppity for a sub called r/manipulation :marseyhmm:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Manipulation/comments/srwzca/how_to_manipulate_a_lesbian_into_dating_me?sort=controversial

Except for this guy who blasted a lot of bussiesβ€”

Wait for her to grow out of her gay phase. She'll be ravenous for peepee after deliberately inhibiting her base female urges to appear more woke to her high school friends who will all drop her the moment they graduate. When going to college, she'll want to "experiment" with all sorts of things so you can swoop in and frick her as much as you want. By this point, she'll be used goods so you won't want to date her but she should be a decent frick.

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Just let your inner translesbean come out then xhe will be a bigot for refusing you

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How about DON’T MANIPULATE PEOPLE, SHIT BAG

t. /r/manipulation user

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What a horrible person to say something like that! Everybody knows that the politically correct term is "LUG" (Lesbian Until Graduation).

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Relevant WKUK

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I don't remember sketch comedy being that funny, but that was good.

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WKUK is a rare exception. Of course there are some misses but the hits are some of the best. Another one of my favorites(RIP Trevor Moore).

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Facts

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would it be possible for me to subtly manipulate her into dating me?

Yes! The good news is that it's not easier than ever to manipulate lesbians into entering relationships with men simply by declaring yourself to be a lesbian. It's watertight. You ask her out. She says she a lesbian. You tell her that's great, because so are you. Give her a few days to think about it under the threat of exposing her transphobia.

Foolproof.

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say hi to /r/justneckbeardthings buddy

:#soyjakanimeglasses:

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Which one is the Fed?

Or maybe they're just redditor libertarians :marseypedo:

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Wait for her to grow out of her gay phase. She'll be ravenous for peepee after deliberately inhibiting her base female urges to appear more woke to her high school friends who will all drop her the moment they graduate. When going to college, she'll want to "experiment" with all sorts of things so you can swoop in and frick her as much as you want. By this point, she'll be used goods so you won't want to date her but she should be a decent frick.:

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I don't see what hurtful Jewish stereotypes have to do with this, Snappy

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