You know how at the end of the last post, I said there was still more to cover but I needed to go touch grass? I realized that touching grass was gay and lame and that it was was way cooler to bully wingcucks on the internet. This post will have more fun stuff, including schizo meltdowns, lolcow milking, epic raids, wholesomeness, and political strife. All tied up with a neat bow for you to consooooom

Conspiracy Theories

Oooh boy. Where to begin. I mentioned /u/else in the other thread, but since then, as I've labored in the cope mines, I have struck gold time and time again with him.

FUN FACT #941 : ALL PEOPLE CAN BE FULLY PACKET TRACED SINCE 2021 when reading a specially created packet sent to you, or passively read by you! They find you, for under $300 by Hackers and spies using backbone sieve databrokers like "Cortex Xpanse"!

rdrama s have years of dossiers on me, by the way. They are not to be toyed with

THEY have more power than you dare imagine. Their 'rdrama dot net' main admin helped break up ruqqus. They can sometimes doxx almost undoxxable people.

The problematic account is gone, but any other mod re-using the same reddit password on other reddit site, or other big tech sites (twitter, facebook, apple, etc), WILL GET THEIR PASSWORDS stolen by rdrama dot net s. (literal communist s for some, communist gays for other members) Think of them as Jew funded gay ANTIFA offshoot.

FYI: ConPro 'hate watch' : One of the paid Leftist site main admins of 'rdrama DOT net' (never visit domain) is CarpathianFlorist , with alts here on win of both /u/bennington AND /u/crpthnflrst. bennington is the infamous CarpathianFlorist that helped destroy ruqqus

FRICK YOU ELSE.

They probably WERE israel but now New Hampshire, but both could be anon services

... AND rDrama dot net cute twink leftists HAVE EMPLOYEES in tech at Rediit, Apple, Youtube, AMAZON, GOOGLE, FACEBOOK!!!! and TWITTER!!!

All gone! We ethnically cleansed the commie out of here half way

I honestly feel kind of bad making fun of him, but you know who I don't feel bad making fun of? """Normal""" users of consumeproduct. Bruh you literally don't even have an excuse

Bennington is CarpathianFlorist, the owner of rDrama (basically the leftist version of 4chan) and the guy who shut Ruqqus down. He's a jew who hacked us a few days ago.

Benjamin Button (CarpathianFlourist) and his trifling troupe of s spent 2 months compiling a list of people who frequent Consume Product, a dossier of sorts, the veracity of which no one is certain but it is alleged by rdrama that there is positive identification.

the general consensus seemed to be that if you went to their site, there was data that could be harvested regardless of VPN usage, and they could theoretically build a profile given that info.

Sensual Milking

Since the seethestorm from the megaping is subsiding, I have begun milking the many, many cows in my pasture. Basically, I just go down the list of notifications and smugpost or act really fricking stupid lol. The guy in the above picture is apparently a big name in the CP community, he has a lot of frick buddies, idk. Anyways I was milking him and some absolute chad sent me some juicy deets about his personal life. The badmins deleted my comments but they still exist on my profile so I lovingly reconstructed it for you. I felt a little bad about this but then again he is an absolute subhuman lol

nooo they changed the CSS for five minutes nooo I can't sneed

Reported. Commit suicide.

😟that's not very nice😭i think you should spend more time with your kids instead of telling strangers to kill themselves online

Keep yourself safe in real life. There’s a difference.

darn i wonder why your wife left you...

I love that you’ve confused me for someone else. How many kids don’t I have? Do tell, paid shill.

You have two children and a wife who you have divorced, and you never see your kids. Poor guys I am sure you were a positive influence on them 😟

Cool. How many cars do I have? What make and model? What color?

now now mr skil, you know the rules. the full dossier is available on rdrama 😏

Commit suicide.

My favorite thing about this guy is that he is really gungho on not ignoring us, which I stan hardcore. He went so far as calling someone a queer shill for merely suggesting to not feed the trolls.

Moving right along, one guy came close to realizing I was trolling him because he (((noticed))) that I claimed to be having pre-martial s*x AND be a Christian. So I became the one thing all Christians hate: An "All people get into heaven" Christian. I'm really only posting this because I think my response is funny

One guy was so butt-blasted that he decided to teach me a lesson by pinging me across the platform. Oh no, anything but that!

...yeah, he gave up on that. Another guy tried to do some cool-butt hacker shit and spam me back.

I blocked him because spam is not allowed. "b-b-but hey moon isn't that hypocritical?"

Technically the seething lawyer was in the other thread, but there was a new development

Wholesome Content

It wasn't all seethe! Some dramamaxxers who were unaligned with rdrama (!) were roped in as well, and kindly requested their removal. This user really got the nazis going

Get my user off this bullshit list please. Those NatSocs were pinging me because I banned two of them from my community, and they were whining about it. All I did was tell them they weren't welcome on my board. You obviously scraped this without looking at context because I don't support them or their nasty rhetoric whatsoever. Glad trying to prevent them from flooding my community is worthy of being on this bullshit list.

carp "removed" her (I am assuming it is a her, sorry if you have an account named after a girl you are either a femboy or a girl) from the list, to which she said

Thank you, and frick nazis.

Based! I later sent her the link to the first post and she said she was a fan. thanks xoxo

We may have also had a convert! If you didn't read the original FAQ, the requirements to be "removed" from the "list" were to unsubscribe from /c/consumeproduct, write a three paragraph essay on the lingering effects of racism in America, and make an rdrama.net account and subscribe to @carpathianflorist. Obviously, this was just bait and we didn't expect anyone to follow through. Well, one user did! /u/TerfidDillyWop wrote an essay on racism, joined the site, and, of course, subscribed to carpathianflorist. Granted, there is a good chance this is one of you just trolling me, but it gave me a chuckle. Welcome home, @TerfidDillywop !

I think I love all you guys. You r*ped my Overton Window and I liked it.

Raiding the Libtards

The frogposters of consumeproduct weren't going to take this sitting down, of course. Like Hitler invading France, or Putin invading Ukraine, the based boys raided /c/rdrama, and posted all sorts of triggering memes. I'm shaking and crying right now, these memes are too based.

As I said in the closing remarks in the previous post, let me know if you have any ideas of what to do with /c/rdrama.

Update on Arete.Network

In my previous post, I mentioned that the frogposters were retreating to arete.network. Unfortunately for them, bennington is a cosmic force that doesn't respect the borders of websites. If you are interested in some light trolling, visit /b/rdrama. People are already seething. Fun fact: They have their own chat platform too. Be sure to go say hello 😊

Meanwhile, behind the scenes, there's been some real cloak and dagger shit going on between the CIA (Consumeproduct Intelligence Agency) and MI6 (Marsey Intelligence, Section 6). Fellow dramachad @R_F_V-2 has been secretly spearheading the invasion of arete. His plan was nothing less than to infiltrate the highest levels of the consumeproduct website. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids

Darnit! Foiled again! (((who))) is behind this? Be warned, turncoat, that when we find you, there will be consequences. rdrama does not forgive, rdrama does not forget.

tbh it was probably one of us just trolling lmao

UPDATE: Pour one out for bennington, I got platform banned. /c/rdrama is still around, and the only post is a massive . I think that, left wing or right wing, we can all agree on one thing: frick jannies

LOLitics

why, yes, I follow moderator drama on obscure right-wing internet forums, how could you tell?

Some of you may be wondering - "HeyMoon, why did you ping everybody on a Wednesday? You could have gotten a lot more bites on a Saturday or a Sunday." It's really because I have poor impulse control, but I justify it to myself by saying it was the perfect time to cause maximum unrest amongst the users of communities.win.

I think it is inevitable that every internet forum develops a Bardfinn. I don't really know why, but there is always exactly one. On Communities.Win, this user is a guy called /u/SwampRangers. SwampRangers is a powerjanny of, by my count, 58 communities. He is also a massive fricking dweeb (shocker, I know). He entered into one of my trolling threads and posted this delightful comment. Read this and tell me he isn't Bardfinn:

Hi Bennington, I've been using a working definition of racist for almost a year, but you might prefer to link me to your own definition? It would also help if we defined bad-faith so we can tell who is sarcasting/trolling (or can claim they were later), and who is sincere. We also need to deal with people who define racist differently, because they reappropriate the term to mean something different from us. Important steps for this forum.

"important steps for this forum"

The entire back and forth between the two of us is pure gold, but I'll leave that as an exercise for the reader. Anyways, a few hours before the mass-ping, a disgruntled moderator blew the whistle on Swampy's secret plan to create a cabal of gigajannies. The moderator posted the full message on several forums across the site for maximum visibility. I'm not going to post the entire thing (mans wrote nine paragraphs) but I assure you that it is one of the most pathetic things I have ever read. Here's the first part, to whet your appetite:

(Copied to a number of mods:) I'd like your help as a trusted mod on the sitewide question of banning disreputable communities. I've proposed to u/C that the question is too important to limit to admin input alone, and that a transparent decision to ban would best be supported by community leaders acting formally so as to ensure circumspection and broad membership support. Since I've learned with C that "no news" means good news, I'm proceeding forward, and inviting you to participate in discussion in a new Scored forum shortly to open up (currently locked) at c/ReputationCampaign.

Please read the following proposed draft of the forum's welcome sticky: if you're willing to be part of such a panel to provide recommendations to the admins on this important community question, submitted for their approval, please let me know by Feb 28. By that time I will open and facilitate discussion toward conclusions (if any) on this question.

I've haphazardly sent this message to those qualified as described below and with whom I've had sufficient experience. I will try to reach the majority of qualified mods, but please pass this message on to other mods that you trust as well. Please write back if you want to have an active part in the discussion.

The people of communities.win were not impressed. Just the opposite, in fact. The thread I linked above is consumeproduct seething at the announcement, and calling Swampy both a Jew and a Fed, which, to be far to the CP enjoyers, makes perfect sense. Here's another thread in Meta discussing it that got jannied. They weren't happy there, either.

I could go on and on about this guy. Allegedly, he wrote a book called The Pink Swastika which was, unsurprisingly, about homofascism . Also allegedly, he tried to bait people to discuss violent acts off of the platform. (((why he would try to do that))) is anyone's guess.

A good troll never lets an opportunity go to waste, and, thinking back to my favorite movie "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith", I realized that this was a perfect time to give Swampy a helping hand in his quest for total dictatorial control of the site. And, yes, he made a play for it! I already linked this thread in the other post, but it is funnier knowing the context. A few choice cuts for my fellow dramachads:

Thank you for this prompt action sir! Will not disobey except for testing sir!

I'll also pass it on to any who get filtered for unintentional noncompliance.

imagine sucking this much peepee holy shit

I suggest you take your concerns to the c/ReputationCampaign committee, as the admins do not seem to IP-ban mods unless there is a community upswell to do so. (I would make the same suggestion to anyone who calls for IP ban of mods, as well as anyone who rejects those calling for it, and if I've missed anyone please advise me so I can.)

Not really. The same group was named as the site hackers last evening. But since C has come out in favor of their content while rejecting the fact of the hack, I suppose it's the community's responsibility to rebrand c/Rdrama to be a neutral or anti hub about its topic, via content that is critical of the dotnet's approach.

Unfortunately, the gang were still not impressed, but I like to think that a few more were swayed to Swampy's side.

/u/swamprangers after his bell icon turned red

Conclusion

I think that's everything. I am still getting pings from The Day of the Cope, although it is at a smaller scale. I might post individual spergouts in the comments as they come.