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BigCarpsyHunter chud/bustr :marseypatriot: God bless this mess :marseyusa::marseyusa::marseyusa:  2yr ago (reveddit.com) 244 thread views #55497

Some type of simp nesting doll going on hereβ€” I(47F) feel jealous of my sugar baby's(33M) sugar baby(22F) :marseychonkerfoid: :marseybuff: :marseytrad:

https://www.reveddit.com/v/relationship_advice/comments/tpdxnr/i47f_feel_jealous_of_my_sugar_babys33m_sugar/?ps_after=1648384427%2C1648390089%2C1648392609

To be honest, I think someone made this up as a setup for this twitter punchline

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For me, the benefits outweigh the downsides. I love making my own schedule, making as much money as I want, being able to travel and still have time for my family, being able to provide my family with a life they wouldn't have ever experienced without my income and free time, and having a huge degree of control over every aspect of my life.

Guess the profession.

You need Jesus

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Guess the profession.

gender studies professor

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Close, but think more "empowering women by lying on their backs or getting on their knees"

:marseyyass:

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Same thing :marseysmug:

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"empowering women by lying on their backs or getting on their knees"

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33m don’t sugar baby a 22f those 2 have similar smv since in 3 years she will have less value than him

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This is too neurodivergent. He could be fat or something

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So the title Marseys should have been

:marseychonkerfoid: :marseyautismchonker: :marseytrad:

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He is a suggar baby to older foids. Foids pay for a guy when he mogs her back to Venus. So he probably very decent looking guy

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The old foid is old and can afford a sugar baby so shes probably a strong career woman who cant have no man

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but, but, the smv

touch grass

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My doctor told I need to take break from running :marseydepressed: so now will go to the poll and use stationary bike for 3 months

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Before I was with my girlfriend, so over ten years ago, I offered exclusive arrangements for $15k a month with a minimum six month guarantee.

Lol yeah right

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Wait I can get paid to hang out with post-wall foids? Is there a large market for this?

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You know that scenario happens to people in β€œnon transactional” relationships all the time? It happens to women married to men all the time. Studies literally show that women get sick/diagnosed with terminal illnesses their husbands and boyfriends leave them.

Parents die in nursing homes alone knowing their children didn’t care about them. Really imploring to you let go of these misconceptions about openly transacational relationships and demonizing them over the relationships we like to pretend aren’t transacational but also are. Just because money is the currency, doesn’t make the relationship any less honest or valid. You may find that sugar relationships are among the most honest there are

:marseycope: x10000000000

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It’s whores all the way down.

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Personally I can't understand the type of person who would have s*x with somebody they aren't at least somewhat attracted to, but to each their own. It seems like it would be really problematic for men though. Like how would you even get it up? Close your eyes and think sexy thoughts? I guess you could watch some porn, but that wouldn't exactly be flattering to the woman's ego, which sort of defeats the purpose of being a sugar baby in the first place. Everyone knows that for women s*x is mostly about stroking their ego and making them feel desired.

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How can you simultaneously post here and not know the effects of alcohol?

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I stopped drinking recreationally several years back because it had turned me into a fatass. Now I only drink socially and never get wasted.

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It's not hard to get a peepee hard

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Close your eyes and think sexy bussy thoughts?

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This is the ramblings of naive understandings of the complexities of the world around us. Listening to this is like listening to a girl with a young daughter in a pigpen apartment with donettes on the nightstand giving me fitness advice after owning a treadmill for a day.

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setup for this twitter punchline:

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That's right, Snappy. Simpin' ain't easy

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