So one thing I have seen dramatards constantly frick is thinking animeposters are offended by repeating the "no officer she is a 1000 year old dragon not a child" memes. 
1 - Anyone who would be offended by this and unironically is a woodchipper deserver has seen this a million times, they don't care
2- The other half of anime posters nod along and agree, you just join their circlejerk and are making them feel better.
So, how do you do better?
Top anime poster baits
1 - Cuck them- Waifuposters are losers who will unironically get upset if you pair their waifu with someone else. I personally recommend griffith from berserk r*pe scenes to have their waifu pasted over.
2 - Claim the manga was better and refuse to elaborate. Also call the voice actors shit, voice actors are basically always loved and defended. Bonus points for calling american voice actors better than japanese ones.
3 - Call the ones who like the adult looking ones pedos, especially because japan always makes them like 13-17. Example https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Yoko_Littner is 13, call anyone liking her a p-do and unlike the 1000 year old dragon nonces they will probably be extremely mad and essaypost about it being different.
4 - Griffith did nothing wrong or Eren did nothing wrong- Any serious anime fan probably has an opinion on these two (male feminist and geocider) , the arguments are pretty boring if you don't care about anime but loads of people unironically argue for both of these characters being morally gray and will cause serious outrage supporting them.
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Call any character with cat ears a furry
6 - Call vtubers or genshin characters anime characters
7 - Always call multiple anime animes or manga mangas
8 - Say you could never finish watching Neon Genesis Evangelion because the animation looked dated
I hope this thread helped you get better at making anime watchers mad 
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"I couldn't get through Samurai Champloo because there was too much rap, I hate modern music."
This will piss off both animecels and Nujabes (pbuh) Stan's.
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What the heck is a nujabes?
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Electronic music producer who died 10+ years ago. No idea they had shit to do with animes
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Top tier producer, he unfortunately got hit by a car and died. Listen to this and if you enjoy it he's got several more albums worth listening to: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_niAyXagkbvvFqmskg5FwZz2ucC_bn5EAs
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Mediocre at best. Feather sounded good but the rest of the stuff you linked was just some giga-white dude rapping over completely random piano samples. Lots of shitty progressions without any sort of flow.
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I'm talkin bout the beats, I don't care about the Japanese dude rapping in the background
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<begin transmission> Black Hammer City, District 11, Community Block 72.
7th of April, 2072.
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<end transmission>Snapshots:
https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Yoko_Littner:
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I wish i could stand to play ss1. Ss2 is a masterpiece
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What's ss1 and ss2
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Schuzzstaffel 1 and 2.
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secret service
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"Gabi did nothing wrong" is better
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*Gabi
https://attackontitan.fandom.com/wiki/Gabi_Braun
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as our resident p-do, can you attest that these would upset you? Would it make you mad if I photoshop cirno fricking like garfield or something?
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Touhou isnt anime so this doesnt work on me
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yeah but I am going to call touhou anime which I bet does
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No it doesnt
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If it looks like chinese pedoshit cartoons, then it's anime
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I'm not bald
I don't have a beard
I don't wear glasses
Looks like I've proven you wrong
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I saw you sucking your dogs peepee last night
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Ew I would never have a dog, dogs are disgusting
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soyjak
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Lmao, thats pretty good. If you're specifically baiting Evangelion fans, you can argue that Mari is objectively the deepest and best developed character in the series. Eva fans tend to hate on her for being
bait (she totally is but its still funny) and arguably the most well adjusted character in the show.
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say "dub is better than sub"
pretend to be a women who loves anime. then proceed to get every fact about anime wrong
say anime book instead of manga.
say manga tv show instead of anime
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no, call anime "anime book tv show", obviously
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Griffith did do nothing wrong. He secured his empire
Eren also did nothing wrong, he brought about the salvation and peace on earth
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Oh noo not my heckin band of the Hawk. Not my gosh dang Gattsu. You can't be a God because the heckin sacrifice. You have to remain a mute cripple with a broken peepee.
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This would just indicate how brain dead a person that actually says this are.
Watching anime for the animation is just like playing videogames for the graphics.
Superior people watch Eva because of Misato.
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Cope
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Yoko is 13!? I thought she was like 20. They made her look like she was nearing the wall 7 years later
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This is asia after all, girls hit the wall at 24 there
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The Rumbling is just a BLM rally of disenfranchised minorities protesting against systemic racism
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Touhou isnt anime so this doesnt work on me
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Toho is a buggy mess, hitboxes are bullshit and graphics are awfully dated. In 20 years, ZUN has barely improved his art and the gameplay hasn't evolved with the times. The series coasts along on tinny music, fan scribbles, nonsensical gay porn edits and nostalgia. No tutorial. Awful internationalization. Extremist fans. Is there any reason to play toho in 2022?
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Neon Genesis Evangelion is garbage, only middle school age proto redditors would enjoy it.
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Yoko is canonically 13? The frick?
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dozens of dramatards are now frantically microwaving their hard drives
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As an occasional animeposter, I don't think any of this would set me off except for #8, any really dumb criticism of a masterpiece anime would probably work. I recommended Mob Psycho 100 to my sister and she quit after the first five minutes, saying that the animation was terrible and refused to give it another chance. She was able to produce so much seethe completely unintentionally.
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dramatard animeposters are generally more hardened, this is my toplist to upset the more average anime fan
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What about saying whatever the Chinese or some other southeast Asian area version of anime is better than Japanese anime? I assume they all got some knock off of it that could cause some seethe
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No comedy anime is funny
Not even in the original Japanese
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Some other suggestions:
Go into some actual detail about how Berserk isn't good. Simply saying "Berserk is bad" is easy to ignore, but if you give some actual reasoning people will mald.
Call One Piece "Mid Piece" and say it's shit and too long. Say you read 20 chapters and got bored.
Criticize HxH in any way shape or form. It really was shit but animestrags don't care and praise it as their god.
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Where is your cool guy badge ?
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honestly think I was unfairly judged as a loser
I posted this image but it was still too "anime"
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Thatβs anime tho
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A GUIDE BAITING ANIMU POSTERS
ignore them.
That's it.
Es lo todo.
Fin.
They reproduce by receiving attention
The only way to win, is by not playing the game.
Also,
you just lost
THE GAME
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Fr*ck off. I did everything I could to keep my cool, but you don't have any chill. How old are you? Because you act like an 8 year old on xbox live. I don't think I've heard anything nice come from your mouth. If me pointing out the rules that are being broken makes me a special snowflake, fine. Kick me out, hate me, make me feel insecure. Do what you want. It's not going to get you anywhere. So stop acting like you own the place.
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but I tell people to keep themselves safe all the time
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that's true though not a meme
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frick, oh well im not changing it now
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