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Alright Dramatards, TIME TO VOTE! :!marseyridin: :marseymagahat: I have found FIVE (:5:) ARTISTS :marseyemo: on DeviantArt :marseypainter: but I can only pay to commission one :marseyohno: THE ARTIST WITH THE MOST VOTES WILL MAKE THE NEXT HIGH-EFFORT MARSEY CAT GIRL ILLUSTRATION :marseycatgirl: :marseycatgirl3: :marseycatgirl2:

ARTIST 1: KAPO12

	

Pros

  • Korean :marseypoorpat:
  • Fledgling artist, so not only would she be eager, but we could help jumpstart her career
  • Limited posts show decent but consistent art quality

Cons

  • Hasn't actually stated whether she'd accept commissions or not
  • Fledgling artist, so she might lack the skill to do Marsey OC :marseysweating:
  • Only 3 posts

ARTIST 2: Yunann

	

Pros

  • Good at drawing developed adolescents - perfect for Marsey
  • Large portfolio
  • Only 500 watchers so she's up and coming

Cons

  • Westerner :marseysick:
  • Art seems to vary in quality

ARTIST 3: Eloru

	

Pros

  • Large portfolio
  • Consistent quality
  • Exceptional in details and embellishment

Cons

  • Westerner :marseysick:
  • All of this chick's faces have the same overly neotenous features that look more childlike than adolescent

ARTIST 4: NNEMUINEKO

	

Pros

  • She from Thailand! :marseyluckycat:
  • Consistent quality
  • Alternate art style from others - soft like Marsey's heart

Cons

  • They/Them pronouns :marseysick: probably a ladyboy :!marseyfemboy: (wait is this a con?)
  • Seems keen on using chromatic aberration
  • Art is good but not great, nothing that eyecatching

ARTIST 5: ShimayaEiko

	

Pros

  • Massive portfolio, Marsey would be in safe and experienced hands
  • Consistent quality
  • Art quality is exceptional across the board, is capable of doing multiple styles
  • Latvian :marseypoor:

Cons

  • 5 thousand watchers holy shit
  • Probably has a ton of other commissions already in queue
  • Was once a brony :!marseypony:

TIME TO VOTE - I HAVE $300 USD TO SPEND AND NOT A DOLLAR MORE

UPDATE: Artist 1 flaked, Artist 2 responded and is underway!

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Unironically the best decision I ever made was to do business with a Korean once based on absolutely nothing other than that I was an anti-mayo racist and Korean supremacist. Changed the entire course of my life. Always go with the κ΅­.

Also if you're into weebshit, just look at Troubleshooter: Abandoned Children. Koreans are better at doing anime than 일본cels.

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Wait, you're not a mayo? :marseyspit:

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I have to admit, I was assigned mayo at birth. :marseysad: I'm only trans-Korean.

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Well, even though Im a balkanoid I've always been curious about the land of the yellow poon. Would you mind ranking the following yellow subtypes on a tierlist from S to F in order of overall competence?

-Mainland Chink -HK Chink -Singaporean -Jap -Best Korean -Worst Korean

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  • South Korean - Noble, with a highly cultivated intellect and impeccable morality.

  • North Korean - Brutal and violent, but still have the soul of a Korean which counts for more than anything else.

  • Singaporean - Pretty based as far as Chinese go. Has a well-ordered society where only the guilty get their asses beaten.

  • Hong Kong - Often solve problems with kung fu or guns in both hands, which is quite based. Another high tier variant of Chinese but in danger of becoming extinct.

  • Chinese diaspora in SE Asia - Have a superior ricecel intellect but are somewhat suspect from being in proximity to jungle asians for too long.

  • Mainland Chinese - Trashy, always screaming at each other and getting in fights but not cool kung fu fights. Exact qualities depend on the province but these are low-to-mid tier asians.

  • Japanese - Not asian at all. These are a race of savage and disgusting dwarf pirates. The only things they are good at are being fierce and perverted.

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Thank you for lending your expertise. You definitely should do a whole effortpost about this and expand upon it with a full tierlist.

It definitely wont trigger any dramatards :marseysmug2:

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Good idea. I'll see if I can come up with some stereotypes about various kinds of people from SE Asia and add them too.

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Don't forget to add some videos of their most r-slurred members which would obviously be an accurate representstion for their whole race :marseytroublemaker:

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Koreans invested heavy into entertainment cos they have no natural resources lmao imagine having to make anime and twinks dance to eat

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REEEEEEE that's not true the Park Chung-hee regime had a systematic plan to build an export-oriented economy from the 1960s. They went into textiles first, then gradually built up heavy industry like steel and chemicals and then shipbuilding, cars, electronics. Which was very controversial at the time and went against the prevailing wisdom of how poor countries should go for import substitution. They only started exporting their culture because it is objectively superior to the rest of the world and they wanted to help us learn how to be civilized.

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