I was told I could be unbanned if I apologized for my years of stalking women in the dramasphere.
I am truly sorry and the depths to which I sank cannot be overstated. I will do my best to never do this again and to those I have made uncomfortable or hurt in any way, I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. Several of you don’t know how far I’ve gone to find out about you and I pray that it remains that way.
cc: @FrozenChosen,
@MrPennySlavaUkraini,
@TrailerParkBride,
@arsey,
@TED_SIMP,
@sandkwinn, et. al.
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Just the kind of thing you want to read in an apology message.
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Shit had me laughing and cringing 😬
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How many DC for you to change your pfp?
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You dont have enough baby. If you look closely there’s a lil kitty wearing a Christmas hat
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truly the best apology message I have seen in awhile. if you're going to apologize why NOT drop some disturbing info
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I feel like I've lost respect for you for apologizing to women and I don't think I ever knew who you were before this post.
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Not just to women, apologizing ever for any reason is cucked. Its the most pathetic thing you could ever do
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I'm sorry you're so r-slurred that you can't realize that a meaningless apology often soothes angry morons and too neurodivergent to tell when it's time to apologize and when it's time to double down
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Of course you’d think that
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Leave him alone. He was waterboarded by the jannies until he broke and was reprogramed to give a false confession. The real
@mellokind would never post frog. This is a misinformation campaign lead by the crooked and dramaphobic 
@carpathianflorist
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Correct, except for the part about broken. I will never be broken by anyone ever.
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ok
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Wow you're surprisingly accepting and forgiving, what a kind soul you are!
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did you see the animation yet
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I see it now it’s very subtle.
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Frick off straggot.
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UMMMMM... aren't you forgetting someone? You've been a c*nt to Carp and Aevann too with threats and modmail abuse.
Apologize to the super jannies and maybe I'll have a heart to forgive you.
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carp deserves it but aevann definitely needs an apology
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This "mellokind" post has (((the fish))) written all over it
First LLM, then gigayon, now mellokind?
The day of the hook cannot come soon enough
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carp resurrecting the corpses of dead accounts to drive engagement
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Retaliation for my whistleblowing!! I demand to speak to the manager
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I have actually apologized to the character known as aevann, but I won't to carp. Carp should be apologizing to me.
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Is
@TED_SIMP actually a woman or is this a site-wide LARP at this point
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there are no women on the internet, only women (male)
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Yeah I don't buy any of this foid shit. None of them are annoying enough to be women.
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Have you read the comments here
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One of them is definitely annoying enough, bb, but I won't mention who
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TED is not just annoying, she is our most annoying foid.
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what the heck i do? i just birdpost!
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"Hahaha I'm so quirky. Totally not like any other SIMP collector here. Look at my adderal usage and my very unique hobby I constanly babble about." 90% of people that like your birdposts are just SIMPs.
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i’m not attempting to BE quirky though. i just manicpost as myself. i’m a druggie that is FINALLY trying not to be a druggie anymore, and i have an neurodivergent amount of knowledge about birds. if you dislike cause i have simps, hate the simps, not me. my goal isn’t to collect simps. i didn’t come here for that.
@CRUSTY told me to find a niche and i figured, why not introduce people to birds?
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Even more reason to hate you.
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you ignored the second part! i’m quitting! and doing a good job actually. at the very least i can own up to it 🤷♀️
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bioposting is always valid because life is dramatic
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what were really working towards is getting rid of the sleazy carp. It's critical. I'm not sure how it came into power, but it's disturbing.
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I choose to believe it is a bot that's not nearly as cool as Snappy.
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you think i’m a bot?! how?!
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That's something a bot would ask.
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I'm probably too stupid to pass the turing test anyways
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Most honest foid-bot.
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I don’t think a real foid would know what the turing test is...
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of course i know what the turing test is! it’s not THAT obscure lol
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Asked my legacy foid.
Spoiler: she didn't know
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i thought everyone knew what the turing test was!!
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Definitely a biofoid with how she has at least three orbiters in any thread she posts in
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Moids
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martzy how could you?! you know me better than that!
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I have never seen this “woman” in my life
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WHAT!!!!
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Any and all indication to the contrary is the product of anti-semitism and modern deepfake technology.
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No matter how much you put out, moids will never be loyal.
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He's a proud FtM
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shut up
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no because women don't fart
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You should be apologizing for not harassing women enough tbh
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I'm glad you've accepted frog superiority
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well as long as you're sorry, i forgive you
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Stop making frog marseys, they're gross
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never, now i'm going to go draw one right now
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Best thing i ever paid for
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front
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You need to get a real job.
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Based femoid stalking enjoyer
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Nice try carp we all know this is your latest alt
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I have the alt seeing eye, this isn't Carp lmao
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Everyone is a carp alt except for you
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it is working? For me its entirely broken, no alts.
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its still working, but the previous alt data was wiped at that time (11 days ago), so its starting over
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Soren and his consequences continue to be a disaster for the Cloudflare user race
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I didn't cause it!
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Chinchilla
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That's a happy rattie
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Lol yeah. It was a cute gif though. Chinchilla have big ears
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OMG that's adorable but also more mess than I want to deal with from a pet
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Says the 🐀 (((owner)))
Btw /h/Aevann now accepts all rodent species
Schizocel love rodents
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Could be on VPN
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Do you really think Mellokind is smart enough for a VPN?
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Carp is cia, his handlers probably set up a vpn for him.
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I wont lie, I have not been following the mellowkind lore
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I forget what the old rules said, but something like "blow everything out of proportion" While I was trying to look that up, I found something interesting that I haven't seen before:
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/271625015_Understanding_Bullying_in_an_Affluent_Academically_Rigorous_US_High_School_A_Grounded_Theory_Analysis
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He can just change it tho lol I'm sure the capy is in on this
Same writing style as c**p too
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Maybe it's mello on meds but I kinda doubt it and carp does post about mello A LOT.
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The real mello: I'm not on any kind of medication nor do I use any drugs on a regular basis. I occasionally drink and dabble in the entheogen class, but as specifically said by frozen herself, I'm probably the "least degenerate" and most sane normal person here.
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The alt database got purged, the eye is useless until people start logging into their alts again
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It is actulally carp, steallying my account
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