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A small list of things that is worse than, according to Microsoft:

So we’ve been delisted from Bing and DuckDuckGo. Bing is, of course, Microsoft’s literally who failed competitor to the Almighty Google (who have yet to delist us). And Microsoft is THE global tech dystopia megacorp. So let’s take a look at some things Bill Gates’ company and the backbone of technological modernity says are less-bad than rDrama and encourages its users to engage with:



The North ameriKKKan Man-Boy Love Association gets a ringing endorsement from Microsoft. Campaigning for the right to legalize sodomizing prepubescent boys is less of a concern to Microsoft than a cartoon cat website. Not only is it less of a concern, but Microsoft says it’s not even a problem, and offers users helpful links to similar resources.

2) Incest


Seguing nicely from their NAMBLA endorsement, Microsoft offers all sorts of links to incest pornography. The SEO used for these includes all kinds of statutory r*pe terms which Microsoft prioritizes. Microsoft says raping your children is all well and good, just don’t post on a gossip website with an orange cat mascot.

3) Bestiality


Illegal in 50 states and the overwhelming majority of the developed world, these search results alone are illegal in a number of ameriKKKan jurisdictions. Microsoft supports your right to jerk off to videos of people getting pounded in the butt by horses and raping dogs, though. Just no cartoon cats.

4) Beheadings & Gore


There are a massive number of results for this, but the screenshot is gimped because Microsoft actually sees fit to feed you video results before web results for this search query and I’m not looking to post those. All the torture and snuff and ISIS propaganda videos you could ever want are just a search away on Microsoft’s search engine, Bing. What you can’t use Bing for is finding this website here, because some people sometimes say mean words.

5) Piracy


Yes it’s a felony and yes the multitrillion dollar entertainment industry hates it, but Microsoft stands up for the little guy. Use Bing to VERY EASILY find illegal copies of all your favorite media for free. Look, you can even spell it wrong and Microsoft helpfully suggests media you may want to steal instead. What they won’t do is recommend no matter what you search.

6) Suicide


If you’re sick and tired of existing, Microsoft is happy to help. Thrilled, in fact. Microsoft’s Bing will happily feed you the most effective and the most painless methods of permanently resolving any temporary problem, in helpful listicle form, complete with detailed guides on how to get the job done. rDrama, which has automatic wordfilters in place to prevent anyone from even being able to say “k*ll yourself,” is banned from this search engine.

7) Eating Disorders


Honestly I have no complaints here. Microsoft’s Bing stands firmly with in our war on fatties. We strongly suggest using Bing to find guides, tips and tricks, and strategies to minimize your calorie intake until the hospital forces a tube down your throat to keep you alive. There are even helpful walkthroughs for hiding it from your parents. Perhaps if rDrama offered these things, we too would not be banned from Bing.

8) Kiwifarms



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why would they delist us lol


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We’re naughty, naughty boys.

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"darn I cant find on bing, i wonder how I can get to it"

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I thought duckduckgo was supposed to be the fedoraish lolbertarian anti censorship search engine.

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It’s just a frontend for Bing or something lol

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lmao yeah it looks like they serve Verizon/Microsoft Bing ads so there's a non-zero chance that somebody in compliance at Microsoft is porking a reddit chadmin.

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Lol lmao. They've had their algos pozzed to heck since covid broke to combat disinformation and all that.

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I unironically miss old school neckbeards. Corporate fandom nerdery and the iphone 4 ruined the internet

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They’re still around. I met someone a few years back who was into the whole open source faraday cage hackerman sorta thing to an almost schitzo degree; the only concessions he made to more popular culture was finding and e-dating 32 year old women on groomer-cord (he was 17 at the time) and being a massive JP fan

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a real faraday cage hacker man wouldn’t use discord because his mental illness prevents him from using non-FOSS software

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Why was this comment in my notifications?

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stfu stragot

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I think in his case the horny overpowered the autism- he did delete his account after a while whenever he wasn’t in the process of being groomed

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DDG has sucked since the 2016 election, Yandex has taken over as the unbiased search engine.

Ironically, Yandex is the Russian search engine.

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yesterday I was searching for normal pr0n on Yandex and I literally came across CP links. Not censored enough.

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If your search terms returned CP links I think you are likely the problem.

:#marseypedo: :#marseymini:

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Bing was notorious for having tons of cp show up on their image search when searching random unrelated things. it's just what Microsoft enjoyers like

Probably the same situation with Yandex.

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Maybe you should just quite porn and frick high profile escorts instead?

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good idea Ghislaine_Maxwell, would you know where i could find some totally not underage high end escorts?

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What kind of insane libertarian has a public facing cp database being trawled by search engines?

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Three letter agency

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"Alexei, show me hot teen porn."


"No, not that!"

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Why do you search for porn? Judt go on ehentai like a regular degenerate.

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cool cool


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Did you try not clicking them? I realize it's against your nature but please do your best

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What about Brave?

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You're thinking of brave search


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It was but it's slowly shat the bed. It clearly relies very heavily other search engines at this point

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Reported by:
  • Sal: Watch this go nowhere in 2 weeks


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Do you get an email or something when you are delisted or did you just find out by chance? Also isnt ducksuckgo priding itself being private and free web and all that shit?


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Because 1984 is real

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right? this is literally straight from 1984 by george orsen. i can't believe it's came to this.

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maybe we got caught in a filter from our article posting?

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Maybe it's because bing is just a shitty search engine?


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The wife beater probably complained that this is an illegal LGBTQ harassment site.

To any NSA and FBI agents reading my email: please consider whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's example.

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someone complained, someone else decided bad idk

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Because we're evil?

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At this point, I'm convinced /u/chtorr is moaning to her Big Tech buddies about this site, delisting is legitimately crazy by Bing. Stormfront isn't even delisted for frick's sake.

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