So we’ve been delisted from Bing and DuckDuckGo. Bing is, of course, Microsoft’s literally who failed competitor to the Almighty Google (who have yet to delist us). And Microsoft is THE global tech dystopia megacorp. So let’s take a look at some things Bill Gates’ company and the backbone of technological modernity says are less-bad than rDrama and encourages its users to engage with:
1) NAMBLA
The North American Man-Boy Love Association gets a ringing endorsement from Microsoft. Campaigning for the right to legalize sodomizing prepubescent boys is less of a concern to Microsoft than a cartoon cat website. Not only is it less of a concern, but Microsoft says it’s not even a problem, and offers users helpful links to similar resources.
2) Incest
Seguing nicely from their NAMBLA endorsement, Microsoft offers all sorts of links to incest pornography. The SEO used for these includes all kinds of statutory r*pe terms which Microsoft prioritizes. Microsoft says raping your children is all well and good, just don’t post on a gossip website with an orange cat mascot.
3) Bestiality
Illegal in 50 states and the overwhelming majority of the developed world, these search results alone are illegal in a number of American jurisdictions. Microsoft supports your right to jerk off to videos of people getting pounded in the butt by horses and raping dogs, though. Just no cartoon cats.
4) Beheadings & Gore
There are a massive number of results for this, but the screenshot is gimped because Microsoft actually sees fit to feed you video results before web results for this search query and I’m not looking to post those. All the torture and snuff and ISIS propaganda videos you could ever want are just a search away on Microsoft’s search engine, Bing. What you can’t use Bing for is finding this website here, because some people sometimes say mean words.
5) Piracy
Yes it’s a felony and yes the multitrillion dollar entertainment industry hates it, but Microsoft stands up for the little guy. Use Bing to VERY EASILY find illegal copies of all your favorite media for free. Look, you can even spell it wrong and Microsoft helpfully suggests media you may want to steal instead. What they won’t do is recommend http://rDrama.net no matter what you search.
6) Suicide
If you’re sick and tired of existing, Microsoft is happy to help. Thrilled, in fact. Microsoft’s Bing will happily feed you the most effective and the most painless methods of permanently resolving any temporary problem, in helpful listicle form, complete with detailed guides on how to get the job done. rDrama, which has automatic wordfilters in place to prevent anyone from even being able to say “k*ll yourself,” is banned from this search engine.
7) Eating Disorders
Honestly I have no complaints here. Microsoft’s Bing stands firmly with http://rDrama.net in our war on fatties. We strongly suggest using Bing to find guides, tips and tricks, and strategies to minimize your calorie intake until the hospital forces a tube down your throat to keep you alive. There are even helpful walkthroughs for hiding it from your parents. Perhaps if rDrama offered these things, we too would not be banned from Bing.
8) Kiwifarms
lol.
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Were we ever listed on bing though?
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This is lame
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What if they just don’t index sites beneath a certain threshold traffic level or age, this is reaching imo
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How many times do I need to repeat this itt
We’ve been the top result there for things like marsey the cat and shit for ages
That’s also the opposite of how search engines indexing works
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S*x engine optimization
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cumtimization
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Someone go post about this is some FOSS subreddits, lots of seethe will be had
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If google delists us does that make this the darkweb?
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I love how the first search result for 'rdrama' is from kiwifarms.
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alivegore.com
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There’s even a kiwifarms thread on us that comes up.
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i mean...yeah. rdrama is objectively worse than all of those things. have you seen the people who post here?
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qdrama . net is listed when searching for us on Bing.
Qanon is riding with Biden and the tech elites
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its over before it began
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last one is the worst
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I miss the daily thinspo threads
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Have we been delisted or were we never listed in the first place?
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We were listed, we used to be the top result for “marsey the cat” and shit
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trans lives matter
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Carp is
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Kill yourself
Yep definitely nothing that sticks out to me
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Snapshots:
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Hey, what the frick is this? https://old.reddit.com/r/georgefloydfanclub/
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its that schizo that makes some of the side bar art
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yea
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imagine getting cucked by this guy
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Can they delist israel?
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It's a bit weird because their policy is that gore/dox/etc is fine if you're very specifically looking for it (so they'd usually delist you from everything apart from specifically searching "rdrama"). I know they get the reviewers to make accounts on forum pages so hopefully a CC thread isn't up when they do that lmao
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Old map. Kentucky banned it in 2019. It was a minor dramatic happening at the time because a few years prior the state leg had tried to ban it but couldn't get enough votes to
Also, while checking to make sure I wasn't spreading #fakenews, I found out there is no longer a wiki article on state bestiality laws. And there was a bit of wiki editor sperg drama during the deletion discussion where the kid diddlers and the furries were accusing each other of wanting the article deleted or kept for bad-faith reasons.
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I couldn't find bings but this is the basic what google delists for and they're probably similar
My bet is that rdramas in a manual review queue
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someone is SEETHING that microsoft is hiding a known fascism site.
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Chrome supremacy!!! Also surely freeghettohoes.biz is still allowed
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I didn’t know you could just google beastiality like that.
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You probably can’t. You can Bing it though!
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No you can, trust me
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trans girls are heckin cute and valid and kiwif*rms literally made a valid trans girl commit suicide, yet we are the bad ones
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We made a trans girl get so mad she beat her wife
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I think there's a better chance of us not being indexed by shit search engines than us being delisted...
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We’ve appeared on both before and were formerly the top result for things like “marsey the cat”
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If you search "rdrama.net" on DuckDuckGo, the first result is KiwiFarms linking to us, so at least there's that. And the app on GooglePlay is second.
This is the third result I got, LOL: https://www.scam-detector.com/validator/rdrama-net-review/
We better step it up, we're ranked "mediocre".
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That's too long for me to read so I'll only say I beat Black Ops 1 on veteran just now.
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I stopped at kowloon, IIRC. I really hate how much i didnt appreciate the level back in the day, aesthetically. Its so beautiful, and iirc no other major game has attempted to really recreate that exact type of locale.
WE HAF PLEEENTY UF WEENDOWS
However on veteran, that shit can suck the fattest of peepees.
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BO campaign suffers from a wall of infinitely respawning enemies in certain sections where you have to break through and hit an invisible barrier hoping rng won't shit on you while advancing forward and parts which very obviously weren't made with veteran in mind.
I also don't like the mission locations very much even though the story is best out of any CoD.
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Thats a problem with a lot of games, or at least CoD during that era
It was hit or miss, really. It had a lot of cool parts of that era of the cold war (although BO:CW IMO has the best locations in the entire BO series. Berlin is too fricking cool.). The vietnam segments were always the highlights though.
BO3 was half baked but extremely underrated. 4 and MW2 were revolutionary (in the AAA FPS market) for their time. Honestly i gotta give it to MW2019 for the best story, though. Its a half-walking sim and been repeated a lot, but the way they did shit like integrated the reload animations in Farrah missions (per her combat experience) etc has literally never been done in an FPS before (only game i can name that comes remotely close is a part in the game tie-in for the 24 show had moments where you played CTU desk jockies who couldnt fire a pistol for shit, and TLoU or some shit) Just a shit ton of really great moments.
Actually, in terms of overrall plot, youre probably right.
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The reveal in BO blew my mind in 2010, they also put a lot of care in with the coded stuff on mission briefings and I remember that there were lots of coded hidden stuff and messages that required actually decrypting the code with some book or something.
They certainly put a lot of effort into that one.
I haven't played MW and CW yet since I'm not keen on dropping 30-60€ each for a campaign that'd last a few hours and the only CoD multiplayer I'm interested in are the rifle only servers on Cod2.
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CW is literal literal dogshit in terms of gameplay, but has some of the best locales in CoD. Def get it at an extreme discount. Multiplayer is borderline unplayable.
MW2019 has a few really replayable levels, despite having a bunch of walking sim bullshit in it. Some great story moments. You get to do some osama bin laden killing and embassy type shit. The breach and clear segments were cool as shit but are basically obsolete now that Ready or Not is on the market. Id heavily recommend. Also, if you enjoy gun porn in your games, its a must buy. Best weapon animations since BLACK. Multiplayer is the best since BO1. Gunplay is the best in the entire series. Fastest/best movement ive seen in a non-arena modern AAA FPS that doesnt involve gay jump-boots titanfall shit.
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Deep discount doesn't exist for CoD games, they have strict sale prices and their prices literally never drop from original.
I'll wait for some schizo to make a BattleNet server emulator eventually, if ever.
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Not dunking on you but I beaten every call of duty on veteran (hardest is world at war)
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not dunking on you but veteran is what casual gurl g*mers play on.
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U so I am genderfluid
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For me it's the MW trilogy, WaW and BO, I'm also downloading IW now to try.
WaW was also less frustrating than any of these.
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IW had some interesting concept with side missions. But my fav campaign was blackops3 I was playing it on realistic mode so I had to be very careful and I love to be able to pick weapon you enter the mission
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