So we’ve been delisted from Bing and DuckDuckGo. Bing is, of course, Microsoft’s literally who failed competitor to the Almighty Google (who have yet to delist us). And Microsoft is THE global tech dystopia megacorp. So let’s take a look at some things Bill Gates’ company and the backbone of technological modernity says are less-bad than rDrama and encourages its users to engage with:
1) NAMBLA
The North American Man-Boy Love Association gets a ringing endorsement from Microsoft. Campaigning for the right to legalize sodomizing prepubescent boys is less of a concern to Microsoft than a cartoon cat website. Not only is it less of a concern, but Microsoft says it’s not even a problem, and offers users helpful links to similar resources.
2) Incest
Seguing nicely from their NAMBLA endorsement, Microsoft offers all sorts of links to incest pornography. The SEO used for these includes all kinds of statutory r*pe terms which Microsoft prioritizes. Microsoft says raping your children is all well and good, just don’t post on a gossip website with an orange cat mascot.
3) Bestiality
Illegal in 50 states and the overwhelming majority of the developed world, these search results alone are illegal in a number of American jurisdictions. Microsoft supports your right to jerk off to videos of people getting pounded in the butt by horses and raping dogs, though. Just no cartoon cats.
4) Beheadings & Gore
There are a massive number of results for this, but the screenshot is gimped because Microsoft actually sees fit to feed you video results before web results for this search query and I’m not looking to post those. All the torture and snuff and ISIS propaganda videos you could ever want are just a search away on Microsoft’s search engine, Bing. What you can’t use Bing for is finding this website here, because some people sometimes say mean words.
5) Piracy
Yes it’s a felony and yes the multitrillion dollar entertainment industry hates it, but Microsoft stands up for the little guy. Use Bing to VERY EASILY find illegal copies of all your favorite media for free. Look, you can even spell it wrong and Microsoft helpfully suggests media you may want to steal instead. What they won’t do is recommend http://rDrama.net no matter what you search.
6) Suicide
If you’re sick and tired of existing, Microsoft is happy to help. Thrilled, in fact. Microsoft’s Bing will happily feed you the most effective and the most painless methods of permanently resolving any temporary problem, in helpful listicle form, complete with detailed guides on how to get the job done. rDrama, which has automatic wordfilters in place to prevent anyone from even being able to say “k*ll yourself,” is banned from this search engine.
7) Eating Disorders
Honestly I have no complaints here. Microsoft’s Bing stands firmly with http://rDrama.net in our war on fatties. We strongly suggest using Bing to find guides, tips and tricks, and strategies to minimize your calorie intake until the hospital forces a tube down your throat to keep you alive. There are even helpful walkthroughs for hiding it from your parents. Perhaps if rDrama offered these things, we too would not be banned from Bing.
8) Kiwifarms
lol.
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its over before it began
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Someone go post about this is some FOSS subreddits, lots of seethe will be had
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Were we ever listed on bing though?
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If google delists us does that make this the darkweb?
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This is lame
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last one is the worst
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I miss the daily thinspo threads
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I love how the first search result for 'rdrama' is from kiwifarms.
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alivegore.com
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There’s even a kiwifarms thread on us that comes up.
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trans lives matter
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Carp is
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What if they just don’t index sites beneath a certain threshold traffic level or age, this is reaching imo
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How many times do I need to repeat this itt
We’ve been the top result there for things like marsey the cat and shit for ages
That’s also the opposite of how search engines indexing works
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S*x engine optimization
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cumtimization
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Old map. Kentucky banned it in 2019. It was a minor dramatic happening at the time because a few years prior the state leg had tried to ban it but couldn't get enough votes to
Also, while checking to make sure I wasn't spreading #fakenews, I found out there is no longer a wiki article on state bestiality laws. And there was a bit of wiki editor sperg drama during the deletion discussion where the kid diddlers and the furries were accusing each other of wanting the article deleted or kept for bad-faith reasons.
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Hey, what the frick is this? https://old.reddit.com/r/georgefloydfanclub/
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its that schizo that makes some of the side bar art
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yea
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i mean...yeah. rdrama is objectively worse than all of those things. have you seen the people who post here?
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Kill yourself
Yep definitely nothing that sticks out to me
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qdrama . net is listed when searching for us on Bing.
Qanon is riding with Biden and the tech elites
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Have we been delisted or were we never listed in the first place?
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We were listed, we used to be the top result for “marsey the cat” and shit
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imagine getting cucked by this guy
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I couldn't find bings but this is the basic what google delists for and they're probably similar
My bet is that rdramas in a manual review queue
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someone is SEETHING that microsoft is hiding a known fascism site.
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Can they delist israel?
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It's a bit weird because their policy is that gore/dox/etc is fine if you're very specifically looking for it (so they'd usually delist you from everything apart from specifically searching "rdrama"). I know they get the reviewers to make accounts on forum pages so hopefully a CC thread isn't up when they do that lmao
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I didn’t know you could just google beastiality like that.
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You probably can’t. You can Bing it though!
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No you can, trust me
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trans girls are heckin cute and valid and kiwif*rms literally made a valid trans girl commit suicide, yet we are the bad ones
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We made a trans girl get so mad she beat her wife
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If you search "rdrama.net" on DuckDuckGo, the first result is KiwiFarms linking to us, so at least there's that. And the app on GooglePlay is second.
This is the third result I got, LOL: https://www.scam-detector.com/validator/rdrama-net-review/
We better step it up, we're ranked "mediocre".
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This is just carp's regular search history
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Don't be rude!
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Isnt duckduckgo's supposed big thing that they dont tamper with results unless explictly illegal? Fricking lol
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They actually explicitly announced that they would begin acting to the contrary a few weaks ago, in light of them hiding "russian propaganda."
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Which is why Yandex was always better.
They don't tamper with things, even if they are illegal.
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Wtf are you talking about? They blocked Telegram and whatever Roskomnadzor tells them to.
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Fine. They don't tamper with things that affect me.
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Telegram still comes up
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roskomnadzor lifted the block like 2 years ago
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I don't know then I don't use it
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