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:marseypedo: :marseytrain: crypost about getting dunked on by a lesbian chad gets screencapped and shared by transmisc bigots, sneeding and pedophilia accusations ensue

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Train posts massive L. Original |Archive/unddit bc jannied

First post and sorry if its a little all over the place and scrambled, Im just kinda shaken up and upset. A group of friends invited me to join them at a lesbian bar called Roxys in my hometown, and being a single lesbian, I thought it would be fun and said I would go. So we go on Saturday night, and were just drinking and talking and having fun and all that jazz and I see this one girl sitting by herself at the bar and I thought she was pretty cute which was weird because she looked like a total tomboy and I usually am only into feminine girl because I like my partners to look like girls and butches and tomboys make me feel kinda dysphoric. My friends hyped me up to go talk to her so I did. I sat in the seat next to her and literally just asked her how she was doing. She takes one look at me and downs the last of her drink before literally saying "frick no" and getting up and going into the bathroom. I felt so fricking embarassed. My face was burning and I was trying not to cry as I went back over to my friends. I kept an eye on the bathroom and she came out a little while later to pay at the bar and leave and on her way out she gave us a dirty look. I feel so fricking horrible about myself and Im still upset about it and dont know what to do with myself

Post gets brigaded to frick. Also gets screencapped and shared on GC twitter who proceeds to have a sensible chuckle about it.

:marseytrain: cryposts about the mockery Original|Archive/unddit bc jannied

I just found out one of my posts got screencapped and posted on tumblr by a radfem. Im now getting flooded with absolutely vile shit from new accounts, Im assuming were made just for the purpose of harassment. I keep reporting the post on tumblr but it hasnt been taken down or anything. Im so upset. We cant have anything can we? Cant have a safe place for ourselves. Its not fair.

Now, if you've clicked these links, you may notice some users bringing up some unrelated p-do accusations. It turns out this user is twenty-nine years old and a regular contributer to /r/teenagers because "I never got to live as a teenage girl and I want that experience".

Some example comments of xyrs:

All the transphobia in the comments :/

Man ur 29 get outta this sub

https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/u24ffl/i_love_you_all_too/i4i16o6/?sort=controversial

You really shouldnt shame people for having sexual feelings its weird. If a 15 year old wants to talk about s*x and their interests I think theyre old enough to do so

Why are you, a 29 year old man, here at all let alone encouraging minors talking about s*x on a public form

Im not 29 and im not a man

You literally deleted your age from your profile. You also have a post about drinking in a bar so yeah you're not a teenager. Creep.

https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tivp7f/petition_to_make_it_a_rule_that_only_people_over/i4dehbz/?context=3&sort=controversial

Girls being confident and sharing selfies > obviously rotoscoped animation from notlikeothergirls girl

P-do

Like thats a really gross assumption, Im getting sick if hearing this shit when Im not doing anything wrong

https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/u2btnc/me_a_girl_seeing_endless_low_quality_selfies_of/i4ihz6o/?context=3&sort=controversial

One particular mad user /u/sapphicsweets has a pinned post on xyr profile with screencaps of his profile before he deleted his age

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Keep your chin up and breasts out and go kill it girl! You are VALID

why does everything revolve around sexual organs for trains? foids don't say "keep your breasts out" to each other lmao

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because to them being a woman means skirts and tits

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And getting their ducks sicked

Trans lives matter

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:#marseyduck:

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It's almost as though, while gender dysmorphia exists, it's clearly distinguishable from autogynephilia.

Imagine if white women petitioned day and night to allow those fetishists who are sexually attracted to inflatable pool toys to cut off their limbs and replace them with blowup pool noodles. The fact that horny men have positioned themselves in the center of modern feminist discussion is the basedest shit imaginable, and why ':marseytrain: does thing' will be the renewable energy source America needs in order to colonize Mars.


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DON'T GIVE THE WHITE WOMEN IDEAS

DONT MIX THE WORST O WHITE WOMEN EMABLERS WITH DEVIANT ART AUTISM JESUS CHRIST

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We should definitely pretend we do and encourage this kind of behaviour though, better for drama

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:marseyglow:

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Lmao my mom is so blunt, I definitely want to see this happen now

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Because it's a cis straight male who infiltrated the trans community, and it's typical straggot male behaviour, that's a good tell that they aren't actually trans and just pretending to be one.

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Isn’t that a bit transphobic of you to assume

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I mean it's just so obvious from their comments that it's the case here. I try to be careful to assume, because it can be bad to miss, but this one here is just such a clear and cut case.

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Questioning anyones validity is grounds for a firing squad.

MODS, deal with this terf.

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The infiltrators put the real trans people in danger, ruin the public opinion and so on. They have to be called out and shamed, because so many people have a false image of what trans people are like now due to them.

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Nah, dawg, what you're talking about is some kinda greyscale-thinking: the most progressive thing to assume is that all :!marseytrain:s are the same, from the confused young adult who still don't feel comfortable in his or her inborn-identity, to the 55-year-old men who put on makeup and a dress before they violently r*pe a child. If you identify as trans, no matter who you are, you are instantly brave and valid and above any kind of criticism--that's literally science.


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What coments gave it away? How can we be sure it's not a heckin valid girl with dysphoria?

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The part where they were saying p-do sounding things.

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Your train afficionado schtick has had a good run, i think you managed to fool all of us. But lately your mask has been slipping a few times.

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When 90% of the people there are of that type and most of the others seem to encourage those posts, it's a sign that maybe the "true trans" thing might be a myth.

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why does everything revolve around sexual organs for trains?

tism

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It really is. They have sexual urges but they can't even grasp that normal people frick because they love each other. So they observe others and all they understand is that it involves genitals being touched.

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Keep your chin up

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:#marseyklennycross:

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But not in photos.

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Keep your Adam’s apple up

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i wonder why it’s always a transition into a caricature of a dinky slut and never into something like a loving mother.

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Balls up, lads :marseygigachad:

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:marseyglow:

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Jame Gumb vibes.

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Some fat b-word(es?) made a comic where she said something to that effect

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Because it's a fetish

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Why are you active in /r/teenagers when you’re 29?

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Because I never got to live as a teenage girl and I want that experience. Im not doing anything wrong, stop making it out to be somsthing it isnt

:#marseyzoomer: :#marseyfrozenchosen: :!#marseyfemboy: :#marseyfellowkids:

hello fellow zoomer, how about that mouthfeel, haha skirt goes spinney I'm soooo ditzy lol I <3 being a teenager it's so cute and clich- I mean a lived and valid experience and NOT A FETISH

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The prototypical 15 year old girl experience is encouraging other girls to transition and talk about s*x while actually being 29

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Anthony Cumia (of Opie&Anthony fame) is a self-admitted p-dophile and that's his exact same rationale for dating children. He says he never got attention from girls in high school because he was an ugly loser, but now that he's a (still ugly) millionaire in his 70's, he seeks to re-live his high school days by preying on little girls.

This isn't slander by the way, he's talked about this on the radio numerous times. And no, he wasn't joking.

In both cases it's bullshit. P-dophiles are p-dophiles; it has nothing to do with regressing back to adolescence.

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Anyone wanting more information about Anthony should watch Beige Frequency's 5 hour long documentary on him on YouTube. It's great.

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/r/teenagers is a much needed safe space for groomers, chud :marseypedo:

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They are just explaining the trans lives matter movement too children chud

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We can't have a safe space to ourselves, can we?

Oh, the irony.

:#marseyxd:

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She takes one look at me and downs the last of her drink before literally saying "frick no"

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I can hear the "frick no" in my mind.

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Me, too.

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If only Reddit lesbians were as based as her :marseycopeseethedilate:

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They're. Just 95% of reddit lesbians are lesbians (male)

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/r/MtF hates it when someone mentions that :marseytrain: OP is also a paedophile:

OP crying about her L being reposted somewhere

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post hits a ton of stereotypes


MonikaThrowaway88

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My friend was born in '88 and he put it in his username before he ever heard about that shit. Now people keep attacking him over it. Poor @killallBIPOCs88

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:#marseyoctopus2: :marseybaited:

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We cant have anything can we? Cant have a safe place for ourselves. Its not fair.

So close to self awareness

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I hate when straggot males infiltrate the trans community and pretend to be trans like this person. Please straggots leave both trans people and lesbians alone.

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Sadly these types haven't just infiltrated the trans community, they now are the trans community, and will ostracize any of the relatively few trans people who disagree with them.

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True, you can't even say the fact that you have to have gender dysphoria to be real trans anymore, because you're labeled a true scum, when you're just saying the truth,

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I'm lucky that I've met a bunch of trans people irl before they started dominating online, a couple of them I had no idea because they passed and never talked about trans stuff, and I only found out from other people

There's probably more people like that than it seems because they just avoid the crazy online communities and actually touch grass

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Yep, the online space gives such a distorted view of the real world, that even most of drama users are fooled by it, and many of them are so much online it's insane. Actually touching grass is the only solution to actually see the real world.

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99% of :marseytrain2:s are AGP or HSTS.

!blackjack100

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Lol πŸ˜‚ you’re whole philosophy on life is based on feminine version of blackface and being a willing nazi science experiment

But…trans lives matter

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you still think I'm trans collectjism?

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Calling transgenderism a nazi science experiment makes as much sense as calling Selenskyj as Nazi.

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You’re actually right when the Nazis experimented by sterilizing children they actually advanced science. And we all benefited. Well @collectijism guess we also benefit from less white children same as Europe is way better without Jews.

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The nazis really hated trains though, they shut down the first train factory before they even fully took power. Calling a train a nazi science experiment is like calling bitcoin a Soviet fiscal policy, its fricking rslurred

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When they do unnecessary surgery on willing white babies in order too prevent them from contributing too the diaspora. It’s called genocide of a race

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Implying there are straight men pretending too be trans is a transphobic dogwhistle. @Homoshrexual thought you were better than this Trans lives matter


Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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"Look like girls" Hmm I'm sorry but what exactly is a "girl" (which is weird that you didn't say women seeing as girl means child) supposed to look like? πŸ€”

yeah becauss god forbid i have a preference for femmes right? how evil of me. i just think women look better when they present femininely. And dont try and pull that child liking shit with me

And yet actively posts on a sub for teenagers and encourages them to talk about s*x. I wonder how many teens they've tried grooming so far.

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Sound like you are attacking all of us. No wonder your account is new. All your other ones get banned lol I personally have no issue finding lesbians that find a woman with a fully functioning peepee alluring. Never had any complaints πŸ˜‚ it's only you terfs that complain about us stealing all your AFAB lesbians. We're not even gonna get into how you look versus how I look because well. Let's face it. It wouldn't be fair to you πŸŒˆπŸ’ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

lol is this one of you guys?

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Checked profile. Posts on trans subs, weird fetish subs and posts femine hog and selfies.

Seems to check out as a heccing valid reddit transbian :bardfinn:

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🚨Bard bot (near miss) alert!🚨

I'll let it slide this time, but I'm watching you...

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Or a dramautist on a deep cover assignment

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This is machine gunning out Ls. If she's not a troll I wouldn't be surprised to see rope in their near future. Dunked on by lesbians, teens, terfs neverending amount of Ls.

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Now, if you've clicked these links, you may notice some users bringing up some unrelatedlibertarian accusations. It turns out this user is twenty-nine years old and a regular contributer to /r/teenagers because "I never got to live as a teenage girl and I want that experience".

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This is a story of how i learned about the meaning of life... by pooping violently on my bathroom.

It was summer of 2021, i went out with some friends when suddenly my stomach felt a ripping pain on my sides, i had quickly realized that i ate too much watermelon the evening and that caused the pain, it was about time we walked home and i walked as fast as i could.

Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the potty seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my butt, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my butt and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience

i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...

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https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/u24ffl/i_love_you_all_too/i4i16o6/?sort=controversial:

https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tivp7f/petition_to_make_it_a_rule_that_only_people_over/i4dehbz/?context=3&sort=controversial:

https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/u2btnc/me_a_girl_seeing_endless_low_quality_selfies_of/i4ihz6o/?context=3&sort=controversial:

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I thought she was pretty cute which was weird because she looked like a total tomboy and I usually am only into feminine girl because I like my partners to look like girls and butches and tomboys make me feel kinda dysphoric.

Lmao literally saying if lesbians dress tomboyish they don't look like girls. This is such a progressive movement :marseytransflag:

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butches and tomboys make me feel kinda dysphoric

Lol

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because I like my partners to look like girls and butches and tomboys make me feel kinda dysphoric.

/r/choosingbeggars

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This genuinely sucks for that person though

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reported for sexualization of minors.

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I felt a little bad for this person (screwed over by troid rhetoric and dumb friends) until they posted in fricking /r/teenagers

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Why would you make a throwaway with the same bio, banner and avatar?

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I can't wait til TERFs are bred out

:#grugthink:

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Wtf why did she steal my name

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You are not and never were a teenage girl and it’s creepy and weird for a grown butt male too be talking too and wanting too be friends with teen girls.

@MarkRippetoe can’t believe we haven’t seen more trans lives matter pedos on β€œto catch a predator”

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