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Really getting a lot of mileage out of this new discovery aren't ya :marseytrollgun:

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Now that Iโ€™m on mobile I realise it doesnโ€™t bounce impressively like on the PC so this is actually embarrassing :marseycry:

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Since @chiobu stole MY epic bouncing marsey design, I'm going to explain it, so anyone interested can experiment with the dark art of nested marquees.

My main breakthrough was in discovering how to set the width for a marquee element, since by default it moves across the whole screen and only the "height" attribute can be modified, not "width". My somewhat janky solution to this is to put it in a table with two rows and one column. In the top row the sideways moving element moves across the entire width of the table, which is forced by the bottom row being filled with some random text. If you highlight the while thing you can see a bunch of invisible "iiiiii"s. (you can make the text in an element invisible with style="color:rgba(0,0,0,0)").

Combining a horizontal and vertical marquee with "alternate" behavior results in the element moving in a 'CD screen saver' way. Again if you highlight the whole thing you will see a stationary table, in which there's another table bouncing around, in which marsey is bouncing around. You can mess around with the "scrollamount" attribute, essentially the speed, of the 4 marquees to try and make the most unpredictably moving Marsey.

Thanks for listening to my TED talk

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Weren't you experimenting with basically the same technique right on the same day after I whitelisted a bunch of marquee-specific attributes, including, importantly, width and height? You had a Buddha bouncing around etc. Or was "width" never properly fixed?

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Yeah but he uses tables which makes it look random or something, haven't looked at it in detail lol. Doesn't work on mobile though if you're using that

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841285647327735.webp

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It looks like that for me in chrome on Android. Well, it's nicely random but I think you had a decently random UFO Buddha too!

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I swear to god I couldn't modify the width of the marquee a few days ago. Was it actually an issue or did I manage to mistype "width" like 20 times? In that case no table frickery required.

It seems to work now

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Well, can you now? It was 8 months ago and I didn't do much experimentation myself so the only thing I remember was me and Aevann agreeing that 500 or 250(?) was a good default value and what I especially don't remember is whether I fixed a bug that just removed the width attribute if it was too large instead of clamping it.

State the nature of your Marsical emergency.

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You're right and it makes sense now.

width 250

width 251

Width values greater than 250 get ignored, no clamping
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Yeah, and that's WONTFIX btw unless you submit a pull request yourself, and with a well-thought-out justification.

I mean, why shouldn't budding dramacodewrights be submitted to random and cruel challenges if they don't read the code?

However the 250x250 limit should allow you to do all that random movement stuff without the table frickery, no? Your actual stuff is not much larger?

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Knowing people like what I do is worth more than any number of dramacoins :marseycoin::!marseyno:

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!slots300

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:#marseytroublemaker:

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Now we need a jetpack marsey.

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74k upvotes

redditors need to be institutionalized

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One of the fake L4L posts got screenshotted by a Twitter leftoid and it got over 100k likes. People just love fake shit.

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The door and Japan trip one?

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This one

Was kinda hard to find the archive because the account is suspended but here's a frigging source

https://web.archive.org/web/20200816203546/https://twitter.com/sable_sonya/status/1291211375851773952

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Literally me

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124k likes ๐Ÿ’€

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that link isn't working for me king

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The first or the second one? Both work fine for me but the second may take a while to load which is normal for archive links.

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the second sends me to a "tweet not found' page

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Strange - it still works fine for me

I supposed it might be sending you to the latest date the tweet was archived, which is after the account posting it got banned and the tweet deleted?

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I thought the average redditor supposedly had an IQ over 125. How could this happen?

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Due to inflation an IQ of 125 was the old 90 IQ.

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oh no am I dyslexic?

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"I can lie and people that dont give a shit will waste less than 1 second and click an upvote button. Lol I sure showed everyone how smart and cool I am and how stupid and gullable others are. God I am cool."

God darn you and anyone nodding their heads and thinking "you showed them!" are such mentally broken fricking losers hahahahahha

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I can lie and people that dont give a shit will waste less than 1 second and click an upvote button. Lol I sure showed everyone how smart and cool I am and how stupid and gullable others are. God I am cool.

This but without a shred irony.


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"I can lie and people that dont give a shit will waste less than 1 second and click an upvote button. Lol I sure showed everyone how smart and cool I am and how stupid and gullable others are. God I am cool."

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:#marseyseethe:

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so true

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How could this slip by the intellectuals of antiwork

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The funniest part was all the dumb fricking reddit lawyers saying how fake and unenforceable the standard form auto include "confidential email" line was.

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Its a dead giveaway that they've never worked a real job, even as a low level cubicle dweller. It was literally the only believable part of the fake email lmao

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God I love redditors. You tell them "No this random line in a random email some rando sent to you doesn't mean to agreed to a contract" and they hear "Actually anything in an email footer is lies and can be disregarded"

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yeah it's believable though

so doesn't that say more about them then us?

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-Hbomberguy, sorta


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lol that shit got ~75k updoots. lmao stupid people on that sub


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Lol a R/TrueSTL user one of the few god subs

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