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Why loving Christ means you must love bussy

1. Christ created bussy.

As God the Father is the architect and source of existence, Christ the son is the master builder, the carpenter if you will, and he created all bussy that exists, sculpted it with his very hands, formed it into being by His will, gave it shape and purpose and life. He created bussy that it might be honored, cherished, and revered, that we might grow closer to Christ through bussy.

2. Christ had a bussy.

Christ was born into human flesh and grew into this world as a man, thus he had a bussy. What kind of bussy might it be? Surely we can speculate that it was immaculate, the most perfect and revered of bussies. As Christ sacrificed His bussy on the cross for love of humanity, so we must love the bussy of our brothers in memory of Him.

3. Bussy is obviously superior, who are you kidding

A man's butt is simply a work of art, wildly superior to anything a woman could ever offer, sculpted, firm, proud, purposeful, a statement of glorious intention of the doing of great things. A woman's body is ornamental, purposeless, an afterthought compared to the natural superiority of malekind. Truly God created Man first and woman only afterward, we must conclude that Man and therefore Bussy is God's greatest creation.


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Man was created by God, then he used all the useless leftover bits to create w*man.

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Read the Bible, atheoids. Also I have two eyes. That second one is pretty much all you need, even if you’re a vile heathen.

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So much this!

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Jesus hit Paul’s bussy on the reg

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original, homosexual man: "I am the perfect being"

satan: I shall ruin God's perfection by enticing it to corrupt itself

gayman: "but why would I be enticed? I already have 2 holes to frick"

satan: behold, I have added a third hole, which is filled with neither teeth nor shit

gayman: "some have been enticed, but most remain pure"

satan: very well, BEHOLD, I have added two large sacks of fat to the chest, and more to the butt! You can bounce them around and play with them. It never gets old.

many former gaymen were corrupted, but holdouts remained

satan: I shall make my creation smaller and more petite, visibly weaker, more childlike, helpless

gayman tops: sign me the frick up

satan: I have made my creation needy, demanding, and craving of drama.

gayman bottoms: step on me. henceforth I shall be known as: simp.

satan: I have drastically reduced its s*x drive, giving it a power imbalance over all men. Now all men are cursed to toil and sweat their whole lives, and to compete with one another, all to please my abomination.

satan: and thus my corruption of God's work is complete. I shall name her "WOman" for she is man, but WithOut all things that make man great.

Muslim men: Satan, we are unfooled. We shall thwart your magicks.

satan: I shall invent the "basic white woman" who will invent "feminism" and use her wiles to get white men to bomb you until you lower your defenses against my creation by giving it "equal rights"

Muslim men: Inshallah we would rather blow ourselves up than submit to you, satan! We shall live in caves and outlast your bombs, even if it takes 20 years.

God: I bet they'll do it, my dudes are based. They will keep the faith and hate women until the end.

satan: I bet they won't last 20 years.

and lo, God looked upon the Taliban after 20 years and felt pride and joy, and He sent Joe Biden to deliver them from darkness.

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He died for our lust.

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using the bible to get men to fondle and oil my feet always works and it always will, God is good!

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