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KissingerFanBoyNoCarp mar/sey Verified Indian, Former and Restored Honourary Jew  1yr ago (image post) 610 thread views #65905

Drunk for the first time in Barcelona and friend vomited all over me. AMA

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Drink some sangria for the hangover :#marseydrunk:

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I got here off of Sangria.

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More sangria = Hair of the dog :marseytrans:

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lol good luck with a wine hangover as your first time drinking

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Nah I'm not gonna be hungover I'm pretty much ok now I think.

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Sounds fun!

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I don't practice Sangria!!! Lol just a little joke

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drunk for the first time

Are you a child? Explains a lot

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I'm unfortunately the oldest cohort of zoomer. But I'm not a big drinker so it's very late for my first time.

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Yikes sweaty, imagine being responsible through your teens and twenties instead of building up your tolerance:marseyfacepalm:

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It's not about responsible, it's just Russian chosenites tend to avoid this lifestyle.

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:l::a::m::e::e::e::e:

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True.

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building up your experience

FTFY

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Update: someone stole my friend's wallet but he noticed and we made them give it back. We saw them attempt it on the next tourists and they waved us off to not interfere and I liked their style so I just didn't comment.

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I just didn't comment

AKA

I'm a kitty

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Nah I thought it was funny because decision making is kinda fricked rn.

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It's not that you didn't say something that makes you a kitty, it's that you didn't demand a cut for staying quiet.

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someone stole my friend's wallet

certified Barcelona moment

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You should cut off their hands.

Yours for Wild Nature

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so yer just sitting there in it. staring at yer fone. in barcelona.

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No I'm wandering down the street to get back home while my friend tries to guide my more drunk friend.

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Drunk for the first time

Why would you waste money going to Barcelona when you have zero tolerance?

Must be a dumbass Bong going on one of those "student holidays".

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We stopped there on the way to Madrid and Seville. My friend wanted to go there to "experience the nightlife". I didn't wanna stop there but at the same time I have a friend there so not too against it.

Also I'm not a Bong, I'm a Leaf (worse).

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I have a friend there

Wrong.

I'm a Leaf (worse).

Right.

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Barcelona was a first for me too. Never have I before or since been pickpocketed by gypsies

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Update: My friend said "They were at least as dark as you" so they might have been gypsies.

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Probably sandnigs

They are like the basketballs of Barcelona

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They were whitoids.

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Even worse

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Cute kitty

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That's why I posted him twice completely intentionally.

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Aftermath

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Didn't even have money to order a bottle of water?

Man I'm glad I'm an experienced alcoholic.

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Water was free but we didn't know he needed it.

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Hey I know where that bar is

(not really a bar, more like a giant factory building that serves beer)

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Yeah I think so.

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i can't tell if that's supposed to be vomit or some drink

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Don’t let the blacks and Muslims rob you like what happened too surveillance camera man. Trans lives matter

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Also our Airbnb doesn't let us shower after 11 so I'm sleeping more or less like this.

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Is he hot

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He's a sperg who decided he's at best a 5/10.

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Have fun

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:marseylove:

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Good thread

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Neighbor how old is you?

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Old zoomer.

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Westoids and degenerate alcoholism, name a more iconic duo.

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Barthelonda

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You in Barcelona?

Lets have heterosexual s*x together

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hetero

:marseyno:

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¿Por qué te gusta ser parte de un estado que oprime a la gente buena y válida de Cataluña? :marseymexican:

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VISCA CATALUNYA LLIURE

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there's a good techno scene in BCN

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Ok I'm back.

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Thought on Catalans?

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A Catalan friend showed me the pub so they're pretty cool.

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Have you had the disgusting mix of coke and red wine yet?

This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Are you a bong? Sounds like what bongs do.

If true, keep yourself safe.

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Leaf. Only drank cause a local friend of mine invited us.

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Go see some Gaudi architecture and stop hitting the Rioja.

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After seeing the Sagrada Familia, my only comment is it shouldn't have happened to the Notre Dame.

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Sorry unbanning myself was bad manners.

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I'd ban you again but I'm not giving more money out for a child with no experience.

I pay enough taxes.

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I rebanned myself don't worry.

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Holy shit that is amazing.

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Snapshots:

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