Recently, Aevann set up Google Webmaster Tools to explore some weird things going on with our search traffic. As a side effect, we get anonymized statistics on what search queries lead people to our little corner of the Internet.
Most of these are mundane: the top six queries by number of clicks are "rdrama", "rdrama.net", "r drama", "r/drama", "rdramanet", and "drama net". Some of you are very lazy typists, but this is normal for a site like this.
What is also normal for a site like this is to get a couple visitors from search queries no sane person would ever type. Today, we will delve into some of the deranged, troubling, and amusing things which brought people here on May 7th, 2022.
kyle rittenhouse rule 34 — you will be glad to know we rank #1 for this.
joe biden c*m jar — ???
fatty tumor removal lincoln ne — ????
31 sylvia rd, conway, ar — ?????
butter goblin poland — ??????
biblically accurate swedish fish — ???????
can you make a male babysitter pay child support yahoo answers — uh.
is brett cooper ben shapiro's sister — well, is he?
scrote tears mug — we get a shocking amount of traffic from this. merch store when?
alex jones vtuber — this needs to be a thing.
tariq nasheed bussy — amen.
chud porn and chud enby — there's a fetish for everything.
big george porn — 
kermit shows his cucumber — this is why the taliban won.
capybara eating ice pop — finally something wholesome.
is loveforlandlords satire — 11 people had to ask (in one day!) 
In lieu of commentary on the myriad coomer searches we rank disturbingly high for, here's a short list: loli pee hentai, furry c*m bong, catgirl lesbian porn, small peepee femboy porn, femboy feet, femboy butt photos, femboy furrys, loli femboy porn, cara cunningham porn, gabby petito tits, gabby petito pierced nipples, michelle phan bdsm, isabella janke tits.
Most Famous Users, in order: carpathianflorist, Aevann, @Chapose, trappysaruh (
@tappy ), Soren.
Award for Marketing Outreach Excellence: "this machine kills femboys", rank #1, most clicks of any query aside from variants of "rdrama". Congratulations to @CBT for being our best source of organic search traffic and bringing 12 people here in one day.
And, finally: bardfinn — showed up 14 times, rank #7, but no one clicked through. I'm disappointed in us: these are rookie numbers; we gotta pump these numbers up.
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i think its referring to this post lol
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Whew, makes a little more sense. At least better than being spontaneous.
Other ones with obvious posts were "pokenut november" and "roblox child porn". However, I fear the latter might not have been looking for the fine investigative journ*lism of
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I can't be bothered to go get it on mobile but "biblically accurate swedish fish" was also a thread title.
I don't know why anyone google searched it after though
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I'll be darned. biblically accurate swedish fish was actually a thread. Agreed the search is still ???
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I mean it's pretty easy to put two and two together and realize it's somebody trying to find the post. I never realized I had such big hands before.
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yeah this one https://rdrama.net/h/dankchristianmemes/post/64449/biblically-accurate-swedish-fish
probably because they thought it was funny
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Think I found the bug on this one. Doubling down and insurance try to pull from DC even when you're using Marseybux. Will ping you when we get a fix live on it.
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I'm short on cash so if you could give me a little something something to gamble with for finding the bug...
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Coomer SEO is a powerful untapped tool we need to start looking into
AOC feet pics
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Your last one reminds me that "jessica yaniv vagina" narrowly missed the cut for the post. The disturbing thing with that one is it showed up at an average rank of #28. Google search pages are about 10 results by default. Someone clicked through three pages of results on that. Note that almost nobody even scrolls down on the results, and even fewer still ever go past the first page: someone really wanted to see some non-existent Yaniv trussy.
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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨
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Record is 0 days, 21 hours
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Young hillary tits? Yes please
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Oh boy time to make 100 posts stuffed with SEO keywords. I’m doing my part for outreach!
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You sat down and wrote all this shit. You could have done so many other things with your life. What happened to your life that made you decide writing novels of bullshit on rdrama.net was the best option?
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upvote this post so rdrama shows up when you search literally anything
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it feels so great to not be on this pathetic list... whew
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Me on the right, btw
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add me to the guild and I'll edit the comment praising you... 🤤🤝deal?
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What guild?
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forget it then as it's probably above your paygrade..
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Yeah totally 😭😭😭
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Dont you dare speak ill of queen saruh
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What page did "loli pee hentai" lead to
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We don't know, and I'm not sure we want to know. The data only have rough statistics rather than more detailed analytics for privacy reasons.
Google's algorithm works in mysterious ways. It might just think we're the sort of site to have that sort of thing.
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Jannies trying to hide their secret loli peehole
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we have this
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Alex Jones is already a real vtuber
https://twitter.com/marlonvids/status/1480668336795099140
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I can't not laugh at that video
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So that doxx was correct. You are a sassy black woman.
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shhhhh
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Surprising bussy isn't mentioned tbhTariq brings the bussy, didn't see it before.
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Of all the bussy mentions, Tariq Nasheed's drives by far the most traffic. We also show up sporadically for a number of variants of "take the thong out yo bussy playa". Only showed up once for "dude bussy lmao", in rank #8. Very disappointing.
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take the thong out yo bussy, playa
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This is really cool, we have the best nerds
Also good job soren on your popularity, being some weird meme has paid off for you in big ways
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I am a meme?
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You are an idea.
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I bet you don't even know where that comes from.
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Yes
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In what way?
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How can you be a loli and a femboy?
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loli and femboy pairing in pornography, probably
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kek imma just focus on Biblically accurate rather than the depravity of porn searches im glad we have some Godly users here 😭
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Have you not heard the Lutheran tale of the loaves and the swedish fishes?
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How though?
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Anime posts
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You make those good marseys.
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This wasnt me on May 7 but it was me maybe a month ago. There was a post here that mentioned a Polish butter goblin, couldnt tell if it was a shitpost but this is the only relevant result
https://rdrama.net/post/54616/real-journ*list-michael-tracy-reports-on
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Aevann, Carp, whoever... Please put #1 site for
rule 34 in the bar up top that lists our media appearances.
Thank you.
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Improve our search ranking but
@The_Homocracy told 
@YouAre_NOT_a_Woman that this website was supposed too stay small!!
Trans lives matter
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Less for trying to become popular and more because even basic things like the site name seem to get downranked (we don't show up on Bing at all), we get weirdly high amounts of traffic to some pages that we thought might come from search, and we have some code to hide certain pages from search that'll be done easier via the Google dashboard.
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And this is how the site will die.
By trying to make it popular.
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sounds pretty dramatic
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Never even heard of those users besides bardfinn but interesting read. I need to find these Swedish fish.
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Give me luck Bardfinn
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The Arkansas address is one of the AHS mods I believe lol
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BRUH WHERE U BEEN
NOT ONLY IS ALEX JONES A V TUBER
HE'S A RACIST V-TUBER
https://rdrama.net/post/35841/alex-jones-starts-his-career-as
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Tag urself, I'm "butter goblin Poland"
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is loveforlandlords satire
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Duly noted.
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