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Donkey_Kongvastergan She/Her Frick you, that's my name!  1yr ago (text post) 478 thread views #66426

I got my mom flowers for Mother's Day and she was like "Wow what incredible flowers these are way better than just some Safeway flowers where did you go?" and I was like "oh just a place I know" I totally went to Safeway lol

My mom is the best, I love her.

Happy Mother's Day!

...Safeway is a local supermarket chain, if that wasn't clear.

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Did she compliment you on how less fat you’ve become?

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Yes!

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she knows r-slur

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Probably not tbh, my mom is a pretty straight shooter.

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i baked cookies for my mommy

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Aw, now that's a nice gift.

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I went shopping with my mom.... She didn't want anything, but ya boy bought himself some new threads and kicks. Looking fly as heck now. thx mom.

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She did want something.... you were supposed to get her something anyway. Now her day is RUINED.

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no, no. It's actually like that. we rode our bikes to her mom's grave, then we went to the closest towncenter and had a great ride there. It was a nice day. I asked her multiple times if anything caught her eye but she just wanted to look, she loved having some input in my wardrobe :p. She's not convoluted like that. I did treat her to some icecream though ^_^ I love my mom unironically.

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I too bought Safeway orchids. Results TBD.

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I bought roses!

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Congratulations!

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I bought my mom the new Fitbit sense it was more sensible than buying something that that wilts away in a week

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Gifts don't have to be sensible lol.

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Life is fleeting. At least flowers are pretty

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My wife tries to pressure me to do something for her.

Not my mom, not my problem.

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Good thing you didn't eat the flowers. I guess they weren't covered in butter so you wouldn't want them.

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Wouldn't the flowers be sort of like a vegetable, isn't that what I should be eating more of?

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Just eat less of everything.

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That's how I lost 50 pounds!

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Last time I bought flowers on mother's Day was a decade ago I remember we snuck out at like 8 am( she was sleeping in) and bought her some flowers these days I don't even try to contact her lol

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(She knew they were from Safeway, bubby).

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That's your contribution to an intelligent discussion? A vague, unspecified criticism, accompanied by an implicitly self-aggrandizing bit of arrogant dismissiveness?

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Good boy! :marseylove::marseylove::marseylove:

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My mum said "Wow these flowers are pretty nice, where did you get them? Strags R Us?" I smiled and pretended I didn't hear it, and said "Happy Mother's Day". I left the room and started crying while getting her breakfast that I cooked. My dad saw me crying and said "I wish my son wasn't a cute twink" while shaking his head. I've been single for more than 10 years now and they both think I'm gay.

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She totally know they are from Safeway

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I also went to Safeway!

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